[x] weekly swinging

heater continues

dude thats average

theres like a kids party at then end of my street, like 17-19 yr old, should i interrupt, hehehehe

also, the dude diid end up geting like several strong digs/kicks in the face, meh, **** happens imo

[x] Im listening to czech/polish teenage popstar right now.

One step away from joining justin bieber fanclub imo

I've played a total of 400 hands at $50NL this month, and am running 3BI above EV. This continues the long history of people leaving nasty comments on my PTR despite the fact my results are better than theres. I suck at Hold'Em and still FTP won't let me lose a bunch of my Omaha moneys to the Hold'Em players.

I'm 5-0 on my last 5 sports bets and am running good at Omaha too. I August!

What does a 29/9 have here? AF - 1.45, AFq - 38%


Some notes I had on him


flatted my 4.5x btn open with QJo from bb and c/c'd QXXtt flop with bdfd and c/c'd T turn for 25bb bet, checked 2 river that put 3 to a flush otb

limp/called 3bet utg with 77, stacked off terribly on A55 flop for 100bb

appears to be super passive

flatted 4.5x co open from sb with AKo

c/r'd TT on T5Qtt flop second to act 4-handed

Absolute, $0.01/$0.02 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (UTG): $4.12
CO: $2
BTN: $1.39
SB: $1.28
BB: $7.34

Pre-Flop: 3 A dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to $0.07, CO calls $0.07, BTN calls $0.07, SB calls $0.06, BB calls $0.05

Flop: ($0.35) 4 3 3 (5 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $0.31, CO calls $0.31, 3 folds

Turn: ($0.97) 7 (2 Players)
Hero bets $0.75, CO calls $0.75

River: ($2.47) 5 (2 Players)
Hero checks, CO bets $0.87 and is All-In, Hero folds

Results: $2.47 Pot ($0.12 Rake)
CO showed and WON $2.35 (+$1.22 NET)

Who are you?

lol

also kraz, ur mae is getting hamered by a random, u have to stand in front of it, yake 1-6 punches them kick him hard and run, if that doesnt work

its the **** way

phone the next day, get the name

facebook it

then show up at his house and put all his car tyres down and put his front windown in or at least cause a few pound damage, fwiw, nothern ireland got mad one year and my car got burnt out and i couldnt touch the ****er that did it=ovb found out who did it within minutes, i put his windows in and his baically scored his car to the point it was worth;ess, he might be hard man in the local paramiltary BUT **** HIM

Saku Koivu

wtf

he had a 6 duh

I didn't know you were into that. Was it hard to be accepted as a single guy?

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($12.96)
Hero ($13.92)
UTG ($12.92)
UTG+1 ($11.66)
CO ($12.69)
BTN ($4.65)

Dealt to Hero 4 4

fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.50, fold, BTN calls $0.50, SB raises to $0.75, Hero calls $0.50, UTG+1 calls $0.25, BTN calls $0.25

FLOP ($3) 8 2 8

SB bets $1, Hero folds, UTG+1 calls $1, BTN folds

TURN ($5) 8 2 8 J

SB bets $2, UTG+1 calls $2

RIVER ($9) 8 2 8 J 9

SB bets $3.25, UTG+1 raises to $6.50, SB raises to $9.21 (AI), UTG+1 calls $1.41 (AI)

SB shows K 8
(Pre 35%, Flop 95.8%, Turn 95.5%)

UTG+1 shows A J
(Pre 65%, Flop 4.2%, Turn 4.5%)

SB wins $23.61

lol shortstack tables

lol low pocket pairs on shortstack tables

WHY DO SPEWTARD MONKEYS RUN LIKE GOD AGAINST ME

that tax crap from a page ago was odd and seems really wrong. not that a canadian has to care how you guys sort it out...

so I tried plo. dropped 3 buyins in five minutes. Well...

What are some keys to omaha in a sentence or two? I get a 15-day omaha trial with pt3, that I haven't used yet and I was thinking of putting a 1c/2c omaha table in place of one of my 4 1c/2c nlhe tables for those 15 days.

position and aggro,factor imo

**** sentences when u have words
hows ur crack sir/ OR METH i MEAN , IN ThE TURMEMAN SHOW THE NIGHT.

never played plo but all i hear is in the micros at least pretty much u just gotta nut-mine

My crack is fine as long as I wipe it after a dook.

+ better be good at winning flips

UR CRACK IS FINE, UR DOING IT LL WRONG IMO

TRYING TO ET MONEYS ON POKERS TARS THEN REGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GAME, BUT TOO DRUNK TO UNDERSTAND WTF THEY WANT ME O OD

Omaha - Multiple draws are essential. Made hands are not that great at the micro's. Position is critical and do not play to many hands with a danglar. Other than top set, sets will get you in trouble. If you have AQJT with flush draw on 984 play it like the nuts.