ur lost ur head

pipe yourself down

lol not according to PTR unless you are talking about some small sample

lol what?

Where do you find these fish dint?

ITS A BABYS FACE ON A PAIR OF TITS.

YOUR FRIENDS

I dont even know who would make that or how youd go about finding this picture.

i typed boobs into google

If I have friends it's news to me.

and who doesnt cruise funnies.com

why are you not nomeansno anymore?

Subs what did you have here?

Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $54.90
BB: $58.75
CO: $23.45
Hero (BTN): $83.80

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with XX
1 fold, Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, BB raises to $5, Hero calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.25) Q 5 3 (2 players)
BB bets $5.75, Hero calls $5.75

Turn: ($21.75) 3 (2 players)
BB bets $12.00, Hero calls $12

River: ($45.75) 2 (2 players)
BB bets $36.00, Hero folds

Final Pot: $45.75
BB wins $43.75
(Rake: $2.00)

2 cards!

lol back to back hands against same villain at different tables

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $118.95
Hero (BB): $100.00
UTG: $157.55
CO: $100.00
BTN: $129.20

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with 6 A
2 folds, BTN raises to $3, 1 fold, Hero raises to $10.50, BTN raises to $24, Hero raises to $100 all in, 1 fold


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
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CO: $84.50
Hero (BTN): $140.35
SB: $100.50
BB: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with K K
1 fold, Hero raises to $2.50, 1 fold, BB raises to $8, Hero raises to $18.55, BB raises to $100 all in, Hero calls $81.45

Flop: ($200.50) A 9 6

Turn: ($200.50) A

River: ($200.50) 5

When I created the username NoMeansNo, the sn was just the first random words that popped into my head when I was making a new account after being banned for trolling the politics forum for the third or fourth time. I like this sn better.

new stars update, nice features

options->lobby display options->show VPIP instead of Players/Flop column (bug where u have to exit-reopen before it works)
options->player notes->large note icon
options->player notes->color player images borders (makes the circles around players the same color as their notes color)

^^niceee i can get rid of the note mods nao

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMkZCSTBvV0

Given these 2 hands. Vs 75/50 mega whale who has been min 3betting J4/56 etc. Waiting to give money away. What is our river line.

Hand #1
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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MP: $10.49
Hero (CO): $25.00
BTN: $58.33
SB: $25.66
BB: $16.93
UTG: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with 5 Q
4 folds, SB raises to $1, BB raises to $1.75, SB calls $0.75

Flop: ($3.50) 9 K T (2 players)
SB checks, BB bets $0.25, SB raises to $3, BB calls $2.75

Turn: ($9.50) 4 (2 players)
SB bets $3.25, BB calls $3.25

River: ($16.00) Q (2 players)
SB bets $16, BB calls $8.93 all in

Final Pot: $33.86
SB shows Q J (a straight, King high)
BB shows J 4 (a straight, King high)
SB wins $16.09
BB wins $16.08
(Rake: $1.69)

Hand #2
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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UTG: $25.00
Hero (MP): $25.00
CO: $80.98
BTN: $25.00
SB: $31.58
BB: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP with Q Q
1 fold, Hero raises to $1.50, 2 folds, SB raises to $2.75, 1 fold, Hero raises to $7.50, SB calls $4.75

Flop: ($15.25) 4 J 7 (2 players)
SB bets $2.50, Hero raises to $17.50 all in, SB calls $15

Turn: ($50.25) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($50.25) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $50.25
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
SB shows 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
SB wins $47.74
(Rake: $2.51)



Given villain is huge fish. What's our river line. I'm aware sizing on flop and turn suck but guess what. I WAS ON TILT!

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BB: $25.00
Hero (UTG): $25.00
MP: $80.98
CO: $25.00
BTN: $54.32
SB: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with K 9
Hero raises to $1, MP calls $1, 1 fold, BTN calls $1, 2 folds

Flop: ($3.35) A 9 A (3 players)
Hero bets $2, MP folds, BTN calls $2

Turn: ($7.35) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $4.75, BTN calls $4.75

River: ($16.85) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $17.25 all in, BTN calls $17.25

You would be missing so much value from other nits/TAGs who open in the CO and fold to like 75%+ 3-bets or open OTB with 65% of hands only to fold all but premiums to resteals from the blinds.

The winning regs with 3% 3-bet stats might be winning, but are not crushing - that comes from me looking at tons of winning regs and discussing strat with others.

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Full Tilt
Hero ($49.29)
BB ($19.73)
CO ($25)
BTN ($44.51)

Dealt to Hero J 9

fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.75, BB raises to $1.25, Hero calls $0.50

FLOP ($2.50) 6 K J

Hero checks, BB bets $2.28, Hero calls $2.28

TURN ($7.06) 6 K J 6

Hero checks, BB checks

RIVER ($7.06) 6 K J 6 7

Hero bets $1.50, BB raises to $10, Hero calls $8.50

Hero shows J 9
(Pre 35%, Flop 63.1%, Turn 77.3%)

BB shows Q A
(Pre 65%, Flop 36.9%, Turn 22.7%)

Hero wins $25.71

[ ] inducing never works

did someone order some ROSTUCKOOOOOO?




all 50nl ldo... and no that straight line down isnt tilt

only if you tell me what you had in the other hand

lol nice..

I played 7200 hands today in a day for the first time in my life....and thats like just a normal day for you...