lol at least im not an NL25 fish PAL

ksight, wanna play me HU

Maybeeeeeee

Right this moment? No

more like john FAT imo

I don't even know what that pic is suppose to mean for me

lol at not raising k2ss ever


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1 fold, CO calls $1, 1 fold, SB calls $0.50, Hero raises to $5, CO calls $4, SB calls $4

Flop: ($15.00) 6 2 A (3 players)
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wanna play me HU?

sure, i will play whenever you are ready

this wouldn't work DUCY

lol

now you sound like wizard

I forgot to include juvenile hall in that list before, so make it 6 times in Humboldt County, there was also 2 more times I just remembered where I was just cited out of jail within less than a day.

In Humboldt County

assault w/ deadly weapon on a police officer and brandishing - I was approached by the police while I was staggering down the street walking home blacked out drunk when I was 16, they chased me to my house and I grabbed a butcher knife and I guess I was at a standoff with them for a while and they tasered me, the tasering part is all I remember, I was in juvenile hall for 14 months for that

Vandalism - I kicked the **** out of somebodies car who cut me off when I was walking across the street when I was 19, about 20 days in jail I think, served 20 on 30 if I remember right

picked up on warrants twice

assault and battery - I was in a fight when I was 20 and blacked out drunk and woke up in jail

I kind of forget what the charge was for this one, but I think it was disorderly conduct for basically telling a cop to go **** himself when I was sleeping on the sidewalk when I was 19






Lane County



criminal mishief and disorderly conduct - I was 18 and having a fit while drunk in public (didn't get charged for drunkness) and I was standing on the side of the road flipping off the mass of cars as they drove by while screaming FFFFUUUU at the top of my lungs, I eventually started breaking random stuff infront of stores and trying to start a fight with anybody and everybody who was within reach. The cop mased me and they cited me out of jail within 12 hours and I never went back to Lane County Oregon







Mendocino County

drunk in public - I was passed out/blacked out on the side of the road in a tiny town called Leggit I think and I woke up in jail, the judge gave me ****ing 30 days in jail for being drunk, what a dick







Santa Clara County

under the influence of a controlled substance - I was downtown in San Jose passed out in the train station and two cops woke me up and I jumped up very aggressively ready to fight when one of them tapped me, I was pretty on edge because I had been smoking/injecting crystal meth recently and had come down, but mostly it was because I had just been chased down Alameda Ave by 3 scraps who were attempting to rob me (I didn't have anything to take at the time anyway..lol) a few hours before, the cops asked me if I was on meth and I told them yes, they took me in and a nurse took my blood and I was positive for amphetamines or whatever. I was used to the SF cops who don't give a **** and just take my drugs and let me go or else I wouldn't have told them I was loaded obv, I was also starving and didn't mind going to jail.

Assault and battery and petty theft - I went into either a Rite Aid or a Longs Drugs and ate some food in the store and then I went to one of the employees and told them I couldn't pay for it, she got the manager and then some girl came at me with pepper spray for some reason so I threw some cans of WD40 at her so she'd back off.

I've also been transported to Santa Clara County from SF County once or twice for warrants, and I am pretty sure it's twice because I distinctly remember the driver from each time.







San Francisco -

vandalism - I smashed in a $5K window while dilusional on crystal meth and thinking that this particular store was the headquarters for my TV show that I didn't know about (basically just thinking every human on earth was screwing me over and televising my life and laughing at me and making money from it without even telling me it was even happening, like the Truman Show except far worse)

vandalism - I jumped on some Samoan guy's sik looking car after he made an aggressive forward move at me in his car in an alley off of Polk Street, I jumped on the hood and then on his windshield, I was trying to kick a whole through his front windshield and kick his face with both feet, I was only like 135 pounds at the time all skinny and spun out so the windshield didn't collapse on him and he got out of the car, I did a ninja kick at him off the roof of the car but he was like a 300 pound ****ing samoan guy so he just grabbed me in mid-air and held me down on the ground punching me until the cops got there

possesion of a controlled substance - was sleeping in a store front and the cops searched and found my .2g of crystal in my wallet, 5 or 6 times they have just searched me and taken my methpipe/meth and let me go, but not this time

5 counts of assault and battery - I was insane on crystal meth and was assaulting random people thinking the world was screwing me over (same TV show thing)

and 2 transports to SF for warrants plus they have picked me up and arrested me in SF for warrants a bunch of times





I really don't think this is everything.



edit: I fixed spelling and I can't believe I forgot this one in San Francisco, this was actually my most recent time in SF county jail about 15 months ago - I had been smoking and shooting crystal all night, then I ran around town collecting random newspapers like I usually do when I'm dilusional on speed, then the next night I was still very mentally disturbed and friend gave me a .4g to .5g (****ing huge shot yo) shot of premium pure crystal methamphetamine, I injected it and was immediately off the wall-crazy, I went outside and it basically appeared like the apocalypse was happening, there was 3 AT@T trucks in the middle of the intersection and nobody was in them (i guess the workers were underground, it was like 2AM in the morning), I grabbed the suped up crowbar outside of one of the trucks and smashed the window and jumped through it with the crowbar, I tried to find keys and couldn't so I got out and rand 1 block to the Bank of American and smashed the window with the crowbar and ran in and the security gaurd just looked at me like "wtf!", I told him " I am not a threat to you sir" and I ran to the elevator and went to the third floor I think, then I got out and smashed another window and went out onto some patio thing, the cops got me pretty soon after that, I plead guilty to burglary and I owe $56K for the damages.

i dont think i ever did this

confirmed heater

holy ****, how long have you been off meth and alcohol

sick

crystal meth sounds fun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfa8W5oMRoY

epic life nomeansno. wat age r u now. you should do one of those "ask me anything about being a crystal meth addict" imo.

Well I still like to drink alcohol, I just don't go overboard and drink a gallon anymore, I stopped using meth about 14 months ago.

I added one more to the list at the bottom, I can't believe I forgot, it was the only felony I was ever convicted of as an adult and my most recent conviction.


I'm 22 and I don't like to expose myself as a meth addict irl, people look down it.

your avatar tilts me, plz change

stfu donny

nice downswing.

you stupid ****ing tart. change your avatar