Originally Posted by Mark89er
sigh sigh sigh, two massive wtf life moments that tilted me
im super hungover to the complete bollix, usual old bollix night out where its blurry as ****, and all you can remember is the frist 2 bars, anyway, bear in mind, im completely ****ing hungover, and its a sunday hangover which always seems to be the worst hangovers, and vodka was part of the evening-which i never drink coz of hangovers
so, im sitting in the passenager side of my car with the other half driving to pick the wee one up, im doing very little talking due to like hungover from ****ing hell, radio 1 is playing, then all of a sudden i got asked this
where do you want to spend xmas day this year? im like lolwut, she says seriously, what ya wanta do, im go, look, can you not see im hungover and your asking me this bollix about a day thats like 6 months away, ffs
on the way home, she asks i again, bluntly say, SHUT THE **** UP ABT XMAS DAY
next random wtf moment,
I think i came to the closest ever to hitting my child a full blown punch, ovb wrong, and never touched her, but **** i instant tilted
i see her, usual old convo, then i turn around and start talking to my niece, then all of a sudden, my child, punches me with all her ****ing strenght in the ball bag, wham bam in the ball bag, i instant turned around, and was near instant smacking who ever the **** did it, screamed like a ****ing bitch, **** my ball bag hurt for 10-long minutes, **** kids imo