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firstly flop is just lol.

i think u made ur read that he wasn't betting river for value when he checks the turn. in that case ship the turn and have equity when you are called by random **** random rather than making a super thing river decision

better yet ship it preflop if he's 3betting like a maniac and has 60BB

he folds to a lot of my 3bets, he has 100% cbet, i dont think he cares whether the board is wet so i expect him to bet flop and give up... when he bets river i have a note he bluffs large and also that he plays his draws aggro

so the river is an easy call/shove... i shoved because i didnt expect him to laydown atc but i guess i should just call

It reminds me of a standard night when I go to the bar with my roommate.

And lay off the midgets. We have it rough.

he's obviously doing that with every air hand in his range

alright so lets call down with A hi every board, sounds like a good plan.

if he plays his draws aggro then calling flop is bad DUCY?

again if u think he's firing one barrel and giving up put him allin on the turn.

river is not an easy call alot of his bluffs beat you. plus he can concievable have value hands. ur bet sizing tells arent necessarily revelant as he's only got one PSB left, also if ur betsizing tells are correct he's unlikely to be pure bluffing flop.

so my internet dropped a couple days ago when i was in position on this massive drooler... i quickly scrambled and ran like a 50 foot cable to my computer... god damn i wish i had done this sooner... ive been downloading **** at 3.6 mb/sec all night instead of the normal 1.2 ish

Wtf at his roll

Guy had a good idea. Take him down to the ground where his opponent's size isn't as big of an advantage (no pun intended)

This is from a uFR mod who is a retired lawyer:

State laws will vary, but hitting someone with a bottle or a chair is going to be a potential felony in most states.

This is actually a complicated topic implicating the law of self-defense, which varies from state to state. In general:

If the bouncer is beating person A, who is friends with person B, then:

Person B, in theory, has the same right to defend person A that person A has to defend himself.

Person A has the right to use a weapon to defend himself from the bouncer if:

1. The bouncer's attack on Person A is illegal;
2. Person A cannot safely retreat; and
3. Person A is in danger of death or serious injury if he does not use a weapon to defend himself.

If all of the above are not true for Person A, then Person B's attack on the bouncer would likely be seen by the police/prosecutor/court as a felony assault of some type (attempted malicious wounding, aggravated battery, assault with a deadly weapon, etc., depending on the specific state laws).

That's the best I can do on the information provided.

In general, it is a bad idea to fight back against a bouncer. This is especially true if you are drunk. In general, the bouncer is exercising the right that all owners of a premises (either personal or business) have to use limited force to eject a trespasser (a trespasser is anybody who has been asked to leave and has not done so). Similarly, where a bouncer is breaking up a fight, the bouncer will be perceived as exercising the self-defense rights of whoever he perceives himself to be protecting (similar to the Person A/Person B scenario above, except that since he is the owner's agent, he probably has no legal requirement to retreat).

Thus, for all practical purposes, the bouncer is going to be viewed by the cops/prosecutors/courts as the presumptive good guy.

The best course of action when confronted by a bouncer is simply to leave; if the bouncer resorts to inappropriate force, sue the establishment.

A bystander can best help a person being beaten by a bouncer by whipping out his camera phone, not by wading in.

Also, if you are attacked, back yourself up to a wall so nobody can hit you from behind.

Why flat pre dint? He's only got $16, even if his 3bet is incredibly loose and he folds to a lot of 4bets I'm still loving it if I get it in pre with AK, and if he folds that's great too.

the things is when i'm actually able to get in a good emotion state and play am A game my game is ridiculous. In May I was able to do this somehow, and I maintained a variance free 9ptbb/100 over 80k hands. the problem is I can't get back in this state and my F game is just ****ing awful, there have been sessions where i've spewed off like 15 buyins.. My C game isn't great either, but still winning. since my downswing it's like somehow hasn't been right in my head and I just can't put the same kind of focus/control in as I used to.

HOW CAN I RUN SO BAD FFS !!!!!!!!



IPoker Network $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $42.45
UTG: $7.28
Hero (MP): $130.65
CO: $14.17
BTN: $29.33
SB: $47.40

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP with T T
UTG calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.25, 2 folds, SB calls $2, 2 folds

Flop: ($5.50) 2 2 2 (2 players)
SB bets $5.50, Hero raises to $128.40, SB calls $39.65 all in

Turn: ($95.80) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($95.80) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $95.80
SB shows 9 A
SB wins $92.80
(Rake: $3.00)

Kick the bouncer as hard as you can in the balls. You just sat there and watched you friend get beat up until he was puking up blood, that is wrong.

i don't think so

When he folds you are 1000bb/100 (+ any extra blinds in the hand) for that hand with AK. What is your winrate with AK?

and when i call and stack him with a dominated ace or king what is my winrate for the hand or even if just spazzes like he did here

haha that roll was the coolest part of the match

(also got him safely within the big dude's long reach to go for the single-leg)

Terrible imo dint. Trying to flat a 3bet vs a shortstacker with AK and making A high calldowns vs him is just leveling yourself.

you're an idiot

LOVE THE MERGE ! ! ! ! ! ! !!

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Absolute
SB ($5.95)
BB ($10)
UTG ($13.44)
UTG+1 ($18.91)
CO ($21.39)
Hero ($10)

Dealt to Hero A A

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.20, fold, BB calls $0.10

FLOP ($0.45) T 8 6

BB bets $0.22, Hero raises to $0.84, BB calls $0.62

TURN ($2.13) T 8 6 T

BB checks, Hero bets $1.50, BB calls $1.50

RIVER ($5.13) T 8 6 T 3

BB checks, Hero bets $7.46 (AI), BB calls $7.46 (AI)

Hero shows A A
(Pre 93%, Flop 90.6%, Turn 95.5%)

BB shows 8 A
(Pre 7%, Flop 9.4%, Turn 4.5%)

Hero wins $19.05

doesnt krax live in czech or something like that? i imagine in countries like that u just fight and theres no charges unless someone almost dies.

haha this might be spew but i liked it v fish reg. maybe he is a calling staion therefore a river bluff with a ****ty line is bad but idk if he can have much

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Absolute
SB ($3.79)
Hero ($18.22)
UTG ($28.90)
CO ($10.10)
BTN ($31.84)

Dealt to Hero Q K

UTG raises to $0.35, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $0.25

FLOP ($0.75) 2 3 8

Hero checks, UTG checks

TURN ($0.75) 2 3 8 6

Hero checks, UTG bets $0.57, Hero calls $0.57

RIVER ($1.89) 2 3 8 6 3

Hero checks, UTG bets $1.34, Hero raises to $3.98, UTG calls $2.64

Hero shows Q K
(Pre 17%, Flop 1.5%, Turn 0.0%)

UTG shows A A
(Pre 83%, Flop 98.5%, Turn 100.0%)

UTG wins $9.36

as a foreigner, I wouldn't want to find out.

You would also think that in Thailand you could kill hookers . . .

Bahahaha