If you're super drunk, grind the wire. if not, play some mw2

sounds like the complete opposite line that i would take

There is no way durrr is +ev in this match and I dont think he was really +ev in the match against antonius. 3:1 is just too much, considering that his edge, even if he has any, is quite small.
Seems to work as great promo tho.


udbrky, do I really seem superdrunk? I feel fine tbh. I wanted to play mw2, Im just afraid I'll get stuck at it for 2-4 hours..

MOTHER !1$#"#!%"#!$"# FISHES FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


IPoker Network $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $64.37
BB: $30.00
UTG: $54.98
MP: $50.00
Hero (CO): $187.36
BTN: $61.81

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with 9 A
UTG calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.50, BTN calls $1.50, 2 folds, UTG calls $1

Flop: ($5.25) 4 J 6 (3 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $3.93, BTN raises to $8.52, UTG raises to $13.11, Hero raises to $185.86, BTN folds, UTG calls $40.37 all in

Turn: ($120.73) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($120.73) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $120.73
UTG shows A Q
UTG wins $117.73
Hero wins $132.38
(Rake: $-129.38)

nice monitor

also nice mods

I dunno if you're drunk or not.

But you can easily get stuck in the wire for that long. I watched 6 eps last night.

if a bouncer was doing that to a mate of mine i'd just pull him off my friend... if he was gonna start fighting me i'd make sure I got in the best shot I could before I died...

if u didnt want to get in physical confrontation just pull out your phone and video it

well the sick thing about durr he has no respect for money i assume and good tilt control. thereore , he doesnt give a **** lol =] idk tho

well the sick thing about durr he has no respect for money i assume and good tilt control. therefore , he doesnt give a **** lol =] idk tho

am i the only one who thinks if a 5'6 guy has to ask what to do when a large bouncer is pounding his friend, that attacking is a bad plan for him?

yeah, probably just video tape it

its like those 'should i call this 3bet' threads, if u have to ask then u should be folding.

Well to be fair, I excluded midgets, pygmies, and dwarves from my plan.

two consecutive hands against a short fish

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($25.10)
BB ($5.90)
UTG ($46.68)
UTG+1 ($22.50)
CO ($52.99)
Hero ($26.59)

Dealt to Hero Q A

fold, fold, CO raises to $0.75, Hero raises to $2.50, fold, BB raises to $5.90 (AI), fold, Hero calls $3.40

FLOP ($12.65) 4 2 6

TURN ($12.65) 4 2 6 2

RIVER ($12.65) 4 2 6 2 9

Hero shows Q A
(Pre 26%, Flop 15.7%, Turn 13.6%)

BB shows A K
(Pre 74%, Flop 84.3%, Turn 86.4%)

BB wins $12.02

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($12.02)
BB ($46.68)
UTG ($22.50)
UTG+1 ($52.24)
Hero ($25)
BTN ($25)

Dealt to Hero A K

fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.75, fold, SB raises to $2.50, fold, Hero raises to $25 (AI), SB calls $9.52 (AI)

FLOP ($24.29) 2 8 3

TURN ($24.29) 2 8 3 9

RIVER ($24.29) 2 8 3 9 4

Hero shows A K
(Pre 6%, Flop 1.1%, Turn 0.0%)

SB shows A A
(Pre 94%, Flop 98.9%, Turn 100.0%)

SB wins $23.08

LOL WUT???



IPoker Network $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $27.00
SB: $83.88
BB: $56.02
UTG: $50.00
Hero (MP): $102.23
CO: $48.09

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP with 9 9
1 fold, Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, BTN raises to $2.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($5.75) Q T 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $3.00, Hero calls $3

Turn: ($11.75) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $3.00, Hero calls $3

River: ($17.75) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Final Pot: $17.75
BTN shows 5 A
BTN wins $16.87
(Rake: $0.88)

alright uBBV i've figure it's time for me to to fix my tilt and spew problems after going busto for the (3rd?) time. any suggestions, links, or w/e that might be helpful?

Tommy Angelo

Eightfold path to poker enlightement

/thread

sigh

read was right

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($16.90)
BB ($28.95)
UTG ($9.65)
UTG+1 ($32.09)
CO ($32.56)
Hero ($25)

Dealt to Hero K A

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.75, SB raises to $2.50, fold, Hero calls $1.75

FLOP ($5.25) 7 9 J

SB bets $2.75, Hero calls $2.75

TURN ($10.75) 7 9 J 2

SB checks, Hero checks

RIVER ($10.75) 7 9 J 2 4

SB bets $10, Hero raises to $19.75 (AI), SB calls $1.65 (AI)

SB shows 3 3
(Pre 53%, Flop 70.9%, Turn 86.4%)

Hero shows K A
(Pre 47%, Flop 29.1%, Turn 13.6%)

SB wins $32.35

so annoying he like tank calls

^^^ that hand is awful wtf are u doing?

People aren't so big and tough when you kick em square in the nuts. Your friend was getting the **** kicked out of him and if you can't beat the bouncer in a fair fight than you do what you have to do.

krax's story reminded me of:

http://www.break.com/usercontent/200...wa-455878.html

changing fundamental personality traits sounds hard. why not just do something else for entertainment instead? poker is more for the detached emotional robot type.

anyone i know irl who is tilt-prone¹ i recommend staying the f away from poker.

_{1. midgets excluded}

awful by me ? i was sure he wasn't betting for value