I would be.

nomeansno was never the sharpest tool in the shed

Time to get a new gimmick...

wowowow i was just 5th on the waitlist to play with this monster fish




i thought i would never get on before he lost it all because there were 4 regs ahead of me on the list... a seat opened up but it was 2 to his right so not very ideal (he plays like 80/5)... im watching as no one is joining this seat and then fist pump when i can sit in... all 4 of them rejoined the waitlist... i just lolled... obviously another seat didnt open before he went busto

22/19 guy who seems solid/capable of squeezing up until the point he flatted my 4bet pre. is my hand too face up to think he would ever be bluffing the river?

The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $50.00
BTN: $107.35
SB: $51.25
BB: $57.25
UTG: $58.85
Hero (MP): $215.15

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP with A K
1 fold, Hero raises to $1.75, 1 fold, BTN calls $1.75, SB raises to $7, 1 fold, Hero raises to $16, 1 fold, SB calls $9

Flop: ($34.25) Q 3 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($34.25) 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($34.25) A (2 players)
SB bets $34.25, Hero

Pretty close though, right? Like a hack-saw, but not the table-saw? I'm definitely not the flat end of the hammer.




That last post was dumb, obviously 100NL players would play 10NLHU or 50NLHU before playing playchip hu, I am just trying to justify my poker.




fu subs, rude sonofabitch.

Sigh
Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (MP): $75.75
CO: $52.30
BTN: $52.55
SB: $53.10
BB: $50.00
UTG: $48.10

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP with A A
UTG calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2, 4 folds, UTG calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.75) T 3 J (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $4.00, UTG calls $4

Turn: ($12.75) 2 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $10.00, UTG calls $10

River: ($32.75) 9 (2 players)
UTG bets $32.10



Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $70.05
CO: $53.90
Hero (BTN): $50.00
SB: $78.10
BB: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with A A
UTG calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2, SB calls $1.75, 1 fold, UTG calls $1.50

Flop: ($6.50) K 8 T (3 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $5.00, SB folds, UTG calls $5

Turn: ($16.50) 8 (2 players)
UTG bets $10.00, Hero calls $10

River: ($36.50) J (2 players)
UTG bets $33.00

Story of my night right now. Every flop is terrible, every board runs off like crap

fold river in hand 1 but call in hand 2

want $50 on durrr at 1:1 vs jungleman

quote to book

booked, i have jungle

this

ok cool

although i want to say call in hand 2, i think u see an 8 much more often than not. not sure though, depends on the player

Damn maybe I should move to an america site so that I could participate in the reg games and sportsbets and such. I'd like to bet on durrr to win... but no can do.

u want to put another fitty? quote to book

sure.

i didnt know so many people perceived durrr as the favorite since jungleman already took 788k off durrr in 13k hands.

Apparently the majority of Junglemans HU winnings have come from Durrrr and AEjones (Over $1 million)

EDIT: OK Wizard just got there b4 me.

jungleman12's Best Friends

Opponent Hands Profits
durrrr 13,448 $786,370.10
aejones 11,427 $217,685.25
CADX2 9,366 $217,529.00
EarlyCry 1,910 $210,654.70
Spirit Rock 10,647 $193,873.25
theASHMAN103 16,222 $162,117.00
LarsLuzak 12,001 $154,027.60
__FullFlush1__ 6,694 $146,978.25
David Benefield 5,344 $134,877.75
Phil Ivey 256 $124,789.50

fwiw, jungle ran hotter than the sun last time he played durrrr

ungleman12's Worst Enemies

Opponent Hands Profits
Isildur1 21,366 $-542,518.40
ZeeJustin 19,483 $-266,134.00
Odonkor1 4,347 $-203,548.25
Observer84 2,202 $-170,907.25
Hal0zination 4,314 $-101,097.75
Patrik Antonius 433 $-91,500.00
luvtheWNBA 5,919 $-72,908.00
Salamander6 1,156 $-68,595.75
UgotaBanana 2,001 $-63,945.00
Triko 2,414 $-54,127.50

jungleman also called an all in with q high on the river which makes him a clear favorite

Probably one of the sickest hands i have ever seen.

Have you seen the hand history when urnot tries doing this vs sauce with T high? I'll just post it...

***** Hand History for Game 22418760136 ***** (Full Tilt)
$5000.00 USD PL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, July 18, 04:13:12 ET 2010
Table Sands (heads up deep) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: Sauce1234 ( $16073.50 USD )
Seat 2: URnotINdanger2 ( $50101.00 USD )
URnotINdanger2 posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
Sauce1234 posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Sauce1234 [ Qs Kc ]
URnotINdanger2 raises [$125.00 USD]
Sauce1234 raises [$338.00 USD]
URnotINdanger2 calls [$238.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9s, As, 4c ]
Sauce1234 bets [$400.00 USD]
URnotINdanger2 raises [$1150.00 USD]
Sauce1234 raises [$1940.00 USD]
URnotINdanger2 calls [$1190.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8c ]
Sauce1234 bets [$2135.00 USD]
URnotINdanger2 calls [$2135.00 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 8d ]
Sauce1234 checks
URnotINdanger2 bets [$7200.00 USD]
Sauce1234 calls [$7200.00 USD]
URnotINdanger2 shows [7s, Th ]
Sauce1234 shows [Qs, Kc ]
Sauce1234 wins $24125.50 USD from main pot

wonder if there will ever be a 4 high call.