Actually...

Think I figured out this game

BOOM

^ wow how did u do you, whats your secret?

Damn. FU Andy

Asian powers.

Hey I'm half asian and I could do 240m

running speed keeps increasing unless u run into boxes/chairs, they slow u down which u might have to do in order to get further?

i'm half asian

:OOOOOOOOOOO

Cool story

orr!!! you keep running faster and rip **** like pro =]

Obviously that's what everyone's been attempting to do ^^

i would consider that cheating running into the non-game-over-obstacles on purpose

haha thats the point. gotta brag! dun be bad and run into **** =]

i would call that a planned goal put in by the developers. i was assuming the jumps got longer therefore if you go slower you wont make it

yeah u wont make it if you break every box but some just to slow you a bit so you dont lose control seems to be the key, although if you want to be real baller do 5k on warp speed

canabalt ftw

i have it on my ipod touch and got a high score of 7.5k and hitting the boxes is the key to the game obv

hate it when villain times down to 1 sec left until they finally 5bet shove AA, almost worse than hollywooding in live games

i always lol when people tank/fold after getting 5 bet shoved on

I turned my face up so you could barrel me off with your draws. I admit it was a ****ty line and looking at it now and re-evaluating, it's totally -EV because of the spots I get myself in, aswell as the times I'm going to get totally owned. I just thought by making my hand look like a TT/JT/QJ/QQ type hand, instead of me betting 2 streets vs. you for value and then to protect against draws, I could c/c two streets, let you barrel then hands that would call if I bet, aswell as total air which wouldn't, I'd still get two streets worth of money in, and you'd still be betting the river with your missed draws to get me off my weak pair hand, which I wouldn't get if I bet them myself.

I thought you might check behind a K on this river too because my line is so ****ed up, but your bet sizing was a total give away. I might have taken a little more time if you made the turn and the river a little smaller, but betting $10 into $13 for value made little sense as there's no two pairs in my range except KJ, only sets which I'm obviously shoving, so you betting so big when my range is so weak was a little appealing to me, I saw the money and pounced .

I do miss a lot of value taking this range as I don't think I get so lucky often enough to make this profitable.

i tank called flop

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $118.25
UTG: $25.80
CO: $117.55
Hero (BTN): $133.10
SB: $99.35

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with A T
UTG calls $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $4.50, SB raises to $8, 2 folds, Hero calls $3.50

Flop: ($18.00) A J 7 (2 players)
SB bets $91.35 all in, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $91.35

Turn: ($200.70) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($200.70) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

damn someone gives you a little mild ribbing and you want to gut him like a fish. you want to post his ptr too?

were u slowrolling?

orly

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $100.00
MP: $209.10
Hero (CO): $118.00
BTN: $66.85
SB: $186.00
BB: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with K A
UTG raises to $3, 1 fold, Hero calls $3, BTN raises to $11, 3 folds, Hero raises to $118 all in, BTN calls $55.85 all in

Flop: ($138.20) A 4 7

Turn: ($138.20) 9

River: ($138.20) 4

Final Pot: $138.20
Hero shows K A (two pair, Aces and Fours)
BTN shows 8 6 (a pair of Fours)
Hero wins $135.20
(Rake: $3.00)

no

I'm having a full psychotic break at the moment. I can't do a single thing right for the last 3+ weeks.

It started well:



But it went to ****:



I don't think I've ever had this consistently ****ty of a DS, if that's what this even is. I'm having a very hard time believing I'm not a losing player atm, which is even more depressing considering how people play at $25nl. My mindset is all ****ed. **** this bull****. this game ****ing sucks.