where are u from Hbomb?


edit: jeez major TOTP fail. forgive me. wasn't even paying attention.

something quick to hold it down until some more experienced TOTP'ers can fully save the page:

Better watchout, you're at the TOTP (top of the page) territory, better save yourself with a pic of a hot chick while you still can. You've got 30 minutes to edit posts.

I'm from the outskirts of a very small town, but basically I'm from Bethlehem.

TOTP Fail!!!

quick scramble totp and from the looks of it 1st one is indian by chance. = double win imo.

magical pork fat

discuss.

Denise Milani is almost like a cheating way to save a TOTP, she looks good no matter what she has on. In all honesty, I won't mind if TOTP slowly becomes outlawed in September. It would be nicer to have people posting who might be at work or on random breaks.

needs more bilf imo

** official september microbrew/almost nude women thread ** nsfw/m/p/h?

Dude, that's so much avocado.

I know, it was a full avocado. I didn't know how much it would make. It's my first time making anything with avocado. But it was so good. So many flavors came together.

its not like its hard to turn off images. you can do it in forum settings or browser addons. its pretty dumb not to do that from work anyway.

what is in that? it does look like a ****-ton of avocado, but looks like it could be decent though.

ewww avocado

avocado's good yo.

avocado
tomato
onion
cilantro
lemon
lime
salt
pepper
olive oil

fyp afaik

I agree avocado is awesome

Who is the q?

Some tips for staying at a cheap hotel.

-Always book ahead if possible.
-ask for a room on the ground floor. The ground floor has always been non-smoking and you wont get some recently converted room that smells like ****. Also no stairs elevator
-The closer you are to the center of the hotel the better. The wireless is better.
-Always ask for a lower rate AND an upgrade when you arrive.
-Ask for the lowest rate THEN ask for the AAA rate, when that is inevitably lower, ask them if they can do better.
-If something looks amiss, ask for a different room. That means if the towels aren't quite right, beds not quite made right etc...It should be perfect when you walk in. People will check into a room and then move rooms later in the night when they notice something wrong. Then they won't clean it.
-The first thing you should do is take that horrible comforter and throw it in the corner....now wash your hands.
-If you are staying for a couple of days, nearly all hotels will provide you with a microwave and a fridge....even if its not in the room already. If they don't have it ask for a discount.
-watch your bill. The particular hotel I am staying at charges $2 a day for using the safe, which if you ask will be returned to you provided you don't use the safe. If you don't ask....goodbye $2.

The room I am staying in is at a Super 8. I also booked at the comfort in just in case the Super 8 was dirty. I booked at 55 for 2 full beds(it was the cheapest. even though its just me.). When I arrived I was upgraded to a single King size and my rate was lowered to $42. They brought me a fridge a microwave.

I have no idea why I just typed all of that. I am not a frugal person when it comes to anything except hotels. It always just shocks me when the guy in front of me checks out of the same hotel, same room, same night, and pays $25-$30 more a night than I do.

TLDR

Cliffs:

Bust the balls of Hotel operators. They try to screw you, but if you ask, They will give you what you want.

guacamole!

Word!

Also, I am so embarrassed that I didn't do this Hoagie. I stayed at the crappiest hotel in South Jersey called Americas Best Value Inn and I payed $90 for a room with 2 beds. I should have heckled these guys down to $50.

Note: There were cigarette burn holes in my sheets.

Can this be done at reputable hotel's as well such as Crowne Plaza, Holiday Inn, Marriot, and Starwood?

Yeah it works anywhere. The nicer the hotel the more upgrades/less price cuts. But you should ALWAYS haggle with them. Another really good way is to go to priceline or something like that and ask them to beat that rate. They have to pay priceline a vig and will usually come in a couple of bucks lower.

The thing is, when you start haggling with them, they recognize you immediately as an *******, and give you things to get rid of you.

I might book a hotel in Philadelphia just to try this out. Hotel party?

cueball

ever fall asleep on a date? Happened to me once lol, kinda funny