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08-06-2010 , 06:45 PM
This is probably the best you'll find:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/129431...nis_boot_camp/
08-06-2010 , 07:13 PM
lack of impulse control + money in the bank =

08-06-2010 , 07:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sc00by
Hey guys. A little back history here...

I started taking poker seriously at the end of April this year. I signed up for a training site and after watching a couple of basic series, I got started playing 2NL with only $15 in my account. I had to sit at 2NL with only $0.80 so that I could manage my BR better. I ground my way up through 2NL, 5NL, 10NL and was taking shots at 25NL within 1 month, having took my BR to $500. That didnt go so well and within 5 days of beats/coolers/spew I was back down to $250 and back to 5NL. I took a couple of days off, then got back going at 5NL and 10NL. I rebuilt to $400 then figured I would play MTTs on the Sunday. I binked 36th/3500 for $35 and later that night 7th/7500 for $400.

I then moved across to FTP and got my RB set up. Played a little making a small profit at 25NL before taking 3 weeks off to enjoy the World Cup. I returned from that break early July. I had a great month, over 40k hands I beat 25NL for around 6-7BB/100 and made over $1400 including RB and bonuses.

Then it came time to move up to 50NL. That has not gone well for me. I am down $400 in under 10k hands. In this time I have dropped back to 25NL and won at an even higher rate than I won before. Yet every time I step back up to 50NL my AA gets busted in a 3bet pot, Ive had set over set, AKs v KK bvb 3 times in 1 session. AK v AA vs fish. A lot of it comes down to variance, but I am not the guy who will just put it down to bad luck and move on. I believe these beats must be causing me not to play great. I just have to be doing something wrong, I cant continue to lose EVERY time I sit at a 50NL table without asking myself why.

I am break even for this week, despite my being down $400 from 50NL, my 25NL, RB + bonuses mean I have broken even, and my BR is still at the point where I should still be taking on 50NL, except now I am almost scared to sit at those tables. I feel like I am just lighting money on fire. Its a strange feeling having crushed every limit until this point to now feel like Im not good enough to beat this game. Everyone I speak to tells me the difference between 25NL and 50NL is minute and I really shouldnt be having any problems beating these games.

I start to feel sorry for myself as soon as my AA gets cracked or I start losing, asking myself wtf is going wrong. Its rediculously frustrating for me. Im posting this in a desperate attempt to get some gems of wisdom of anyone that will help me progress.


A couple of fun stats.

Ive been dealt AA 53 times at 50NL, I have made $58 profit.
Ive been dealt KK 45 times at 50NL, I have made $105 profit.
post stats in stats review
post for sweats
get to know people and learn
seems mostly psychological

Do more reading and get a video subscription
08-06-2010 , 08:21 PM
has to happen to someone, glad its me right now

08-06-2010 , 08:43 PM
LOL_EV
08-06-2010 , 08:50 PM
Dear Fozzy,

That last thac chop freaked me out.

kthanxbai,

brky
08-06-2010 , 09:32 PM
now you just need a uniform and you can be a bike cop
08-06-2010 , 09:41 PM
08-06-2010 , 09:54 PM
Yesterday I was grinding with my friend (no h0m0) and I missed that a guy was in the hand. He said "you should change your card backs, it blends in too well."

I had yellow and it stood out from my black background. But I neglected to realize how much yellow there was on the screen, especially if there were spades in my hand or on the flop. So I looked through my possible choices and the only one that was different was pink.

So I changed it, finalizing my sweet FTP look:



and this is what has happened since:



winner, winner, chicken dinner imo
08-06-2010 , 10:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by udbrky
Dear Fozzy,

That last thac chop freaked me out.

kthanxbai,

brky
They are all old ones I made last year. I haven't made a new one in quite some time.

Quote:
Originally Posted by DaycareInferno
now you just need a uniform and you can be a bike cop
[IMG]ThacOnMoped.png[/IMG]

Quote:
Originally Posted by udbrky
Yesterday I was grinding with my friend (no h0m0) and I missed that a guy was in the hand. He said "you should change your card backs, it blends in too well."

I had yellow and it stood out from my black background. But I neglected to realize how much yellow there was on the screen, especially if there were spades in my hand or on the flop. So I looked through my possible choices and the only one that was different was pink.
......
nice garf

I got some other backs and/or you could install any other deck that you like and copy those backs. Then reinstall your preferred deck and paste in your preferred backs. I won't be jealous if you pick backs made by someone else.

Last edited by fozzy71; 08-06-2010 at 10:12 PM. Reason: The real question is, did you call that 3bet?
08-06-2010 , 10:16 PM
I like the backs - the cards stick out so much now.

No, didn't call it.
08-06-2010 , 10:25 PM
nice work brky and saymond
08-06-2010 , 11:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by udbrky
I like the backs - the cards stick out so much now.

No, didn't call it.
Obviously, you 4-bet shoved.

Last edited by Cueballmania; 08-06-2010 at 11:31 PM. Reason: Stupid FR where it's bad to do that.
08-06-2010 , 11:35 PM
well, its not allllways bad to do that lol
08-06-2010 , 11:43 PM
it is when you're me cuz they always have it

Last edited by TITANSMASH; 08-06-2010 at 11:43 PM. Reason: and i dont even play stupid fr
08-07-2010 , 12:07 AM
I think it would've been bad there.

I got it in yesterday vs a squeeze w/ jj, and of course he had aa.
08-07-2010 , 12:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by udbrky
I think it would've been bad there.

I got it in yesterday vs a squeeze w/ jj, and of course he had aa.
Back squeeze jam? That's a great tool to have in the belt. I just like saying back squeeze jam. It's like what my normal Friday night is like.
08-07-2010 , 12:39 AM
everytime i "trap" a squeeze-tard and backjam they have AA/KK

i think they're on to me...
08-07-2010 , 12:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
everytime i "trap" a squeeze-tard and backjam they have AA/KK

i think they're on to me...
I think that's a great play imo. Obv you're just running into the top of their squeeze happy range.
08-07-2010 , 12:50 AM
squeezing is overrated these days. Everyone tries to play back at it too lightly

Blinds 3b'ing v UTG raises is where it's at imo
08-07-2010 , 12:51 AM
utg1 v utg is better imo
08-07-2010 , 12:53 AM
limp/4b'ing utg has been doing pretty well for me
08-07-2010 , 01:34 AM
I dont have access to stars atm, can anybody confirm the start time of the quarterly 1M freeroll for me? Those with my phone number can text me, my internet access will be spotty at best for the rest of the night so i may not be able to check the brew again
08-07-2010 , 01:52 AM
lolcanadainternetaments
08-07-2010 , 02:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
utg1 v utg is better imo
Quote:
Originally Posted by hockeyav
squeezing is overrated these days. Everyone tries to play back at it too lightly

Blinds 3b'ing v UTG raises is where it's at imo
Both of these plays look really strong. Do you polarize with air and monsters?

      
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