** Official August Microbrew/Almost Nude Women Thread ** nsfw/m/p
08-27-2010
, 12:36 PM
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She must've roofied you imo.
but A++++++++++ for having her post for you, that is just superb
I went out for martinis and a cigar, met my friend and his coworkers there. So it's me, 27 yo friend, 39 yo married woman without her husband, and 50somethingish couple. Married woman is absolutely trashed, complaining about her husband and how it's different, he doesn't love her anymore, he works too much, blah blah blah.
Old couple get sleepy/disturbed and leave. Convo comes up that the last time we were at this bar, we went to a stripclub. Married woman has never been to one before. Uh, guess we found out where we're going.
So I'm still sober at this point. Pretty ****ing surreal that my friend is bringing his bosses wife to a stripclub when she's basically openly begging for infidelity. He wouldn't do that because he likes/respects his boss, but it was ****ing wild.
He didn't like sober saymond mode too much so he just fed me shots until I got ****faced. So that happened. Super ****ing bonus points because two of the pole dancers were absolutely ridiculous. I think they were touring the states or something because one of them won Miss Nude USA or something. Absolutely the most amazing pole dancing I could ever imagine.
Eventually we ran out of money. I gave the 39 yo a lap dance and she's like "you really have no boundaries, do you?" And I said no, except for respect for my friends. And then we left.
But Jer still wins the night.
but A++++++++++ for having her post for you, that is just superb
I went out for martinis and a cigar, met my friend and his coworkers there. So it's me, 27 yo friend, 39 yo married woman without her husband, and 50somethingish couple. Married woman is absolutely trashed, complaining about her husband and how it's different, he doesn't love her anymore, he works too much, blah blah blah.
Old couple get sleepy/disturbed and leave. Convo comes up that the last time we were at this bar, we went to a stripclub. Married woman has never been to one before. Uh, guess we found out where we're going.
So I'm still sober at this point. Pretty ****ing surreal that my friend is bringing his bosses wife to a stripclub when she's basically openly begging for infidelity. He wouldn't do that because he likes/respects his boss, but it was ****ing wild.
He didn't like sober saymond mode too much so he just fed me shots until I got ****faced. So that happened. Super ****ing bonus points because two of the pole dancers were absolutely ridiculous. I think they were touring the states or something because one of them won Miss Nude USA or something. Absolutely the most amazing pole dancing I could ever imagine.
Eventually we ran out of money. I gave the 39 yo a lap dance and she's like "you really have no boundaries, do you?" And I said no, except for respect for my friends. And then we left.
But Jer still wins the night.
. but dude! you saw miss nude usa poledance and gave a married cougar a lapdance. im confident that you, sir, win the night.
and compared to the last time i blacked out (the pic i posted) when i thought i was a hedgehog, it could have been worse
08-27-2010
, 12:52 PM
Next time there is a brew game and I'm around, let me know.
And it seems saymond is doing a pretty damn good job at being more of a degen then I am lately. I haven't been to a strip club in about 5 months now
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I still have a 20 point infraction from Thac 2 1/2 years and running lol. It's the infraction that never depreciates.
And it seems saymond is doing a pretty damn good job at being more of a degen then I am lately. I haven't been to a strip club in about 5 months now
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I still have a 20 point infraction from Thac 2 1/2 years and running lol. It's the infraction that never depreciates.
Last edited by HBomb; 08-27-2010 at 01:07 PM.
08-27-2010
, 01:48 PM
08-27-2010
, 03:20 PM
08-27-2010
, 03:28 PM
08-27-2010
, 03:45 PM
Quote:
Next time there is a brew game and I'm around, let me know.
And it seems saymond is doing a pretty damn good job at being more of a degen then I am lately. I haven't been to a strip club in about 5 months now.
This just in:
Dear HBomb,
You have received an infraction at Two Plus Two Poker Forums.
Reason: profanity
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language man language
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This infraction is worth 20 point(s). Reaching a total of 100 points will result in a ban from the forums. Serious infractions may never expire.
I still have a 20 point infraction from Thac 2 1/2 years and running lol. It's the infraction that never depreciates.
And it seems saymond is doing a pretty damn good job at being more of a degen then I am lately. I haven't been to a strip club in about 5 months now
.This just in:
Dear HBomb,
You have received an infraction at Two Plus Two Poker Forums.
Reason: profanity
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language man language
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This infraction is worth 20 point(s). Reaching a total of 100 points will result in a ban from the forums. Serious infractions may never expire.
I still have a 20 point infraction from Thac 2 1/2 years and running lol. It's the infraction that never depreciates.
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