She must've roofied you imo.
but A++++++++++ for having her post for you, that is just superb
I went out for martinis and a cigar, met my friend and his coworkers there. So it's me, 27 yo friend, 39 yo married woman without her husband, and 50somethingish couple. Married woman is absolutely trashed, complaining about her husband and how it's different, he doesn't love her anymore, he works too much, blah blah blah.
Old couple get sleepy/disturbed and leave. Convo comes up that the last time we were at this bar, we went to a stripclub. Married woman has never been to one before. Uh, guess we found out where we're going.
So I'm still sober at this point. Pretty ****ing surreal that my friend is bringing his bosses wife to a stripclub when she's basically openly begging for infidelity. He wouldn't do that because he likes/respects his boss, but it was ****ing wild.
He didn't like sober saymond mode too much so he just fed me shots until I got ****faced. So that happened. Super ****ing bonus points because two of the pole dancers were absolutely ridiculous. I think they were touring the states or something because one of them won Miss Nude USA or something. Absolutely the most amazing pole dancing I could ever imagine.
Eventually we ran out of money. I gave the 39 yo a lap dance and she's like "you really have no boundaries, do you?" And I said no, except for respect for my friends. And then we left.
But Jer still wins the night.