New Zealand?

rimshot

Gotta be Hellmuth...

fml

Lol. Is allison posting that for you too? Have any messages for thack? Lol


Drunk brew was drunk.

Apparently I was right with my first guess.

hahahahah

And I was Jer. I most certainly was.

pics of allison?

didn't knew what this was

googled it
pressed first link
boxes were on full sound

JUMPED 2 METERS HIGH

i have no recollection of that whatsoever. omfg...i refuse to believe i made her post for me. a;sldkfh

lol if i couldnt function my arms then i doubt i could function my dick. again, fml.

that actually does make me feel better haha. i dont think imma post pics of her publicly. if ya want i can pm you.


but ok last night. i blacked out so ****ing easily. after work i went to get a haircut, played soccer, showered, and went out, completely forgetting about dinner. my friend had someone visiting from phoenix so there were a couple rounds of shots and since now im a lightweight i was gone. my friend pat who lives in my apartment complex drove me home at he said around 11. the thing is tho...allison didnt even come out with us cause she has to go to bed early. i have an outgoing call to her at around 11:15 which is way past when she goes to bed. so basically im the biggest dick ever.

however, on a positive note, i woke up this morning at around 5 to allison in bed next to me when her alarm clock went off

That last part isn't positive unless you got morning sex iyam.

remembers of me last saturday
a good friend and i went to the bar where we always go out
we each drank a bottle of 1l eristoff limskaya ( only 20%)

took cab home around 4am , but could still walk normally, but when i stept out of my cab i suddenly felt 'the hammer' on my head, and **** i couldn't walk anymore
(like u get from drinking vodka, u only feel it afterwards)
made a lot of noise and my mom wake up, she was pissed
i couldnt care went to bed

damn did i felt sick the day after

+1, but she did come over Jer. Obviously she's feeling you enough to get out of bed in a deep sleep and come crawl in bed with your ass. I would feel pretty good about that.

Sorry, I should clarify. Positive that she came over and took care of you and got into bed and everything. Not positive that you woke up at 5 with nowhere to put your morning wood.

absoluuuuutely i take it as a huge positive. granted nothing serious happened but i was too hungover to really care. i was just extremely confused/pleasantly surprised that she was there haha

Wow, I don't think anyone could have said this any better. The last sentence is exactly what I would be thinking in that moment.

true tho. but i dont blame her haha

BTW Fozzy had the sickest session in the Brew Game at .01/.02 PLO I have ever seen. He was like 2000BB's deep at the table. It was unprecedented.

She must've roofied you imo.

but A++++++++++ for having her post for you, that is just superb

I went out for martinis and a cigar, met my friend and his coworkers there. So it's me, 27 yo friend, 39 yo married woman without her husband, and 50somethingish couple. Married woman is absolutely trashed, complaining about her husband and how it's different, he doesn't love her anymore, he works too much, blah blah blah.

Old couple get sleepy/disturbed and leave. Convo comes up that the last time we were at this bar, we went to a stripclub. Married woman has never been to one before. Uh, guess we found out where we're going.

So I'm still sober at this point. Pretty ****ing surreal that my friend is bringing his bosses wife to a stripclub when she's basically openly begging for infidelity. He wouldn't do that because he likes/respects his boss, but it was ****ing wild.

He didn't like sober saymond mode too much so he just fed me shots until I got ****faced. So that happened. Super ****ing bonus points because two of the pole dancers were absolutely ridiculous. I think they were touring the states or something because one of them won Miss Nude USA or something. Absolutely the most amazing pole dancing I could ever imagine.

Eventually we ran out of money. I gave the 39 yo a lap dance and she's like "you really have no boundaries, do you?" And I said no, except for respect for my friends. And then we left.

But Jer still wins the night.

Fwiw jer. You had her write a post on an internet forum in a thread full of half naked women, in order to talk to you "internet friends"

This sir is a tremendous beat.

And she probably has this thread subscribed already.


Hi allison!

Thx to coolering Cue (and a couple 100bb deep PLO2 regs) in a couple big pots.

Foz - 92/48 w/ 22% 3Bet FTW


Cue


Tef

I lost about $60 in a .01/.02 plo omg game once. True story.

Hoagie lost $50 last time we played it
but hes a dumb PLO fish

8 of it is what I lent you.