A few months ago a chick invited me to her house from the bars. We turned on a movie, dimmed the lights, and I fell asleep within 10 minutes.

I feel asleep at the after prom party.

My college roomate left the bar about a half hour earlier than the rest of us. We came home and he was sitting on the couch passed out with porn on the tv, and his dick in his hand.

Kind of like going to sleep on a date.

light-weight

thinly veiled beat: I went to the prom

If he had a huge dick and didn't get laid very often, this would be a pretty sick maneuver to advertise to the neighbors

dimmed the lights just to put on a movie after a night at the bar?? you're doing it wrong sir

No one wants free monies? OK, time to get too buzzed to play.

I've got some major financial endeavors I'd like to take care of within the next year. I really hope I can get my act together in the coming months to really hit the tables hard and try to become the same player I once was. I'm also considering going through some major physical changes which might cost a bit.

plastic surgery? lipo? botox?

i dont even wanna ask

penis enlargement. Not everyone was blessed with 5.5"

working out + supplements cost money too

fyp

oh snap. i should have gone with eyebrow transplants.

Supplements are expensive as ****.... I myself worked out for like a couple months, but am to lazy to continue, but my best buds at school were addicted and spent 200 dollars + a month on liek NO Xplode and some questionable testosterone ****.

If I wanna spend that money I will do it on women and blow

$200/mo on blow??

lol is that too low for you fozzy .

The main point is all that **** people take is soo bad for you and your heart, but somehow its legal and the FDA doesn't even check it

Yea I was considering ass implants too, but they are too costly. It's just too expensive for a man to look full figured these days.

Well it's not that major I guess, was only thinking of adding like a 3rd arm or leg so I can multi table all that much easier.

Penile enlargement FTW

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