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08-15-2010 , 05:13 AM
I call dibs if she has a twin sister.
08-15-2010 , 05:15 AM
she does have a sister and her sister's bf (now ex) got deported back to guatemala when he got pulled over for a traffic violation. so shes fair game!

night yo!

Last edited by Jer672; 08-15-2010 at 05:15 AM. Reason: not a twin tho :(
08-15-2010 , 05:33 AM
Ugh. I can't sleep. Tired. Been tryin forever.

And there's this weird beeping noise I keep hearing. I heard it outside too when I got home. it's drivin me nuts.
08-15-2010 , 05:46 AM
brky - i hate not bein able to sleep when tired, such a ****ty feeling.

i dont actually ever do these myself really, but I'm pretty sure they work.
-get in bed and read something. like something slow and dull and boring. 10-15mins and when ur halfway down a page and have no clue wtf u just read = sleepytime.
-white noise/fan. makes u not just lay there in total silence "thinking" about trying to sleep.
-deep slow breathing, like how they do when trying to hypnotize u or if u r meditating. naturally puts ur mind/body in a real relaxed trance-like state.
08-15-2010 , 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted by kp1022
brky - i hate not bein able to sleep when tired, such a ****ty feeling.

i dont actually ever do these myself really, but I'm pretty sure they work.
-get in bed and read something. like something slow and dull and boring. 10-15mins and when ur halfway down a page and have no clue wtf u just read = sleepytime.
-white noise/fan. makes u not just lay there in total silence "thinking" about trying to sleep.
-deep slow breathing, like how they do when trying to hypnotize u or if u r meditating. naturally puts ur mind/body in a real relaxed trance-like state.
I read a graduate level text book. I either learn something or fall asleep.
08-15-2010 , 06:12 AM
grad level textbook = basically the perfect sleep-inducer. or like u said, u learn something at the best time to learn/process what you read (right before sleeping).

on a semi-related note I remember learning in a pysch class that ur actually far better off reading/studying what u can (aka not everything covered in the exam) and get a good solid nights sleep rather than pullin an all-nighter & cramming b4 an exam the following morning. your brain processes/ingrains everything during REM sleep, and converts it into **** u memorize.
which is also the reason why dreams are always events that occur to us but all jumbled up together randomly. it's the brains way of sorting thru all the **** we come across.
08-15-2010 , 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted by kp1022
grad level textbook = basically the perfect sleep-inducer. or like u said, u learn something at the best time to learn/process what you read (right before sleeping).

on a semi-related note I remember learning in a pysch class that ur actually far better off reading/studying what u can (aka not everything covered in the exam) and get a good solid nights sleep rather than pullin an all-nighter & cramming b4 an exam the following morning. your brain processes/ingrains everything during REM sleep, and converts it into **** u memorize.
which is also the reason why dreams are always events that occur to us but all jumbled up together randomly. it's the brains way of sorting thru all the **** we come across.
I'm one of those people that if I read or see something, I can recall parts, if not all of it. So, for me, it's better for me to skim everything right before the test.
08-15-2010 , 08:38 AM
After reading Jer's little situation, I think you 100% read her signal wrong.

Girl pulling down her shirt instead of moving your hand is ALWAYS her trying to not seem too easy. That's a classic try again in a few minutes scenario.

Or she's self conscious and you'll have to **** her with the light off and her shirt on.
08-15-2010 , 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Jer672
ok full story. my friends met this chick in class and she came out with us one. she was hot so i swoooooooped in and asked her out. we went out to dinner and when i went to kiss her goodnight she was all like 'i dont kiss on the first date'. meh.

then she comes out with us tonight and ditches her friend's bday to come back to my friends place. im drinking a bottle a wine and shes driving to shes sober and acts as dd for this other trick who be a lightwizzleweight. its about 2:15 and i think the nights over. but i get this call 10 min later from hot chick asking if she could come over. i obv insta say hell yea so she does. she says she feels bad for givin me the block on our date. i brush it off like a g thang. we then make out for the next hour and a half
Best way to play against nits is to feel them out for a bit, then amp up the aggression and see how they react. And only play big pots with them when you have the nuts.

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Originally Posted by Jer672
WHERE THE **** IS SAYMOND!
Arsenal @ Liverpool today. I was done drinking by 11, in bed by 1, and up by 9. LET'S GO YOU GOONERS
08-15-2010 , 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by saymond
Arsenal @ Liverpool today. I was done drinking by 11, in bed by 1, and up by 9. LET'S GO YOU GOONERS
arsenal fan itt, pleases me
08-15-2010 , 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by GOONERCAM
arsenal fan itt, pleases me
I might throw my pint glass through a television if Fabianski starts today
08-15-2010 , 09:51 AM
I am going to throw up all over millennium force today.
08-15-2010 , 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by saymond
I might throw my pint glass through a television if Fabianski starts today
lol, i promise to join you on that one. the guys a clown
08-15-2010 , 01:19 PM
hello brew

08-15-2010 , 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by lilaznboi
After reading Jer's little situation, I think you 100% read her signal wrong.

Girl pulling down her shirt instead of moving your hand is ALWAYS her trying to not seem too easy. That's a classic try again in a few minutes scenario.

Or she's self conscious and you'll have to **** her with the light off and her shirt on.
sigh...duly noted . i wouldnt say shes self conscious but ive only chilled with her a couple times now so i dont think i know her well enough to make that call. (edit: my first guess would be that shes not...i think shes too outgoing to be self conscious)

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Originally Posted by saymond
Best way to play against nits is to feel them out for a bit, then amp up the aggression and see how they react. And only play big pots with them when you have the nuts.



Arsenal @ Liverpool today. I was done drinking by 11, in bed by 1, and up by 9. LET'S GO YOU GOONERS
BOOOOM SAYMOND . whenever i play against nits i seem to turn into a nit...i kno thats gotta change.

was that game televised?!
08-15-2010 , 01:24 PM
This is why people littering is one of my most hated habits.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10977657
08-15-2010 , 02:05 PM
I hope Liverpool kicked Arsenals ass !!'


You'll never walk alone
08-15-2010 , 02:07 PM
Uh that game finished around an hour ago.
08-15-2010 , 02:27 PM
ended 1-1
08-15-2010 , 02:31 PM
confirmed liverpool fans are wankers
08-15-2010 , 02:35 PM
i like liverpool
08-15-2010 , 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by GOONERCAM
confirmed liverpool fans are wankers
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Originally Posted by Jer672
i like liverpool
I think the next logical argument is that you're a wanker.
08-15-2010 , 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Jer672
i like liverpool
you're not a wanker jer although lol at above

just saying, booing Koscielny when he was getting stretchered off really pissed me off

btw

Spoiler:
i'm an arsenal fan

Spoiler:
that lives in liverpool
08-15-2010 , 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Cueballmania
I think the next logical argument is that you're a wanker.
hahahha touche sir

Quote:
Originally Posted by GOONERCAM
you're not a wanker jer although lol at above

just saying, booing Koscielny when he was getting stretchered off really pissed me off

btw

Spoiler:
i'm an arsenal fan

Spoiler:
that lives in liverpool


i didnt actually see the game but to boo a guy on a stretcher is pretty ****ty.

btw

im a new york red bulls fan that just likes watching good soccer (epl). i couldnt really say what my fav epl team is but im def anti man u.
08-15-2010 , 02:51 PM
being anti man u deserves a massive thumbs up mate lol.

in all honesty, despite being a massive Arsenal fan, and being from England, im way more excited about the start of the NFL season than i was about the Premiership

      
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