whilst masturbation is good, 3 times a day is a problem, you need to meet a girl mate

****ing virgins discussing masturbation. Can we go back to idiots posting boring hands so I can give them **** for it? Also hello YF, miss you.

Can we post boring failed pick up attempts so you can give us **** for them?

more nudes imo for science of course

Yes

Hey, not everyone has the easy access to hookers that you Dutch do.

Went to party. Tried to pick up. It didn't work.

Boring

Buddy and I met two Korean girls in a bar. Bounced them to a singing room, which is like a private little karaoke room. We are chilling on the sofas, lots of touching, a little kissing, it's totally on... Then she starts getting texts from her ex-boyfriend's parents telling her that her that her ex just tried to kill himself and was in hospital and that it was all her fault because she broke up with him. Ultimate cock block.

swiped right for every female on tinder still didn't get to have sex. Forever Alone.

Now we're getting somewhere.

Ok so there was this chick that I liked and all my mates knew I did. So one day when I was off my face at 1am on Sat night one of my mates took my phone without me noticing and messaged this chick asking her out on my fb. When I realised the next morning I saw the message I was super embarrassed so I sent her another one "hey really sorry about that, that was my mates not me I don't really like you actually they were just pranking". I told my mates and they said with that comment, I just "ruined any chances I had of getting action with her". Do you guys agree? I told her it was a prank cos I wanted to "wait for a better spot" to try asking her out, like face to face rather than a fb message at 1am. I also thought it was a bit premature and I needed more time to get to know her better and try to figure out if she liked me as well

You have no chance with her because you are you.

Next.

Bahahahahahaha, Tom the 15yo virgin. It's actually a pretty cute story, but just so so bad.

Yes I am me and i'm proud of it. I will never change what defines me as a person. I think for everyone the most important thing is to be true to yourself and not let other people's thoughts or actions define who you are. That can be detrimental to your own integrity and uniqueness as an individual.

Lol, this was last year actually so I was 19, although yea I probably took a too cautious approach. But YOLO

No time for masturbation at all.

Ive been dating a women 17 years younger than me for 8 months now and im being utterly destroyed on average 4 - 5 nights a week.

Moral of the story ... spend less time bragging about masturbation and more time on finding a woman.

end of discussion.

This would be a cool story if you weren't 28 years old.

poty so far. brutal asf but i like that

Ahhhh, i remember being 28 years old ... seems like a while back ... actually it was a quite a while back

Moral of the story is you should see your GP about your lung capacity and potential heart disease or this woman is a true nymphomaniac and is most likely ****ing other dudes on the side or you are the side root which puts you in a bad spot.

Anyway, all jokes aside Hap. That's literally the best thing you've ever posted. Definitely needs more details though.

Pics or gtfo imo.

You either hate women or women hate you .... which one is it ?

No details or pics required ... but she is pretty keen on me starting back in poker and putting some effort into it this time.

This woman has potential !!