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Old 11-05-2009, 08:01 PM   #7426
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Re: ***Official 2009 Micro Stakes FR Full Tilt Regulars Thread***

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em $0.10 Ante - 3 players
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Hero (BTN): $50.00
SB: $69.55
BB: $92.90

Pre Flop: ($1.05) Hero is BTN with 7 7
Hero raises to $1.50, SB calls $1.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.80) Q 7 2 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2, SB calls $2

Turn: ($7.80) 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $7, SB calls $7

River: ($21.80) Q (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $20, SB raises to $40, Hero calls $19.40 all in

Final Pot: $100.60
Hero mucks 7 7
SB shows Q 9 (a full house, Queens full of Nines)
SB wins $99.60

fun times losing the 2 stacks i was up 2 minutes before end of session
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:08 PM   #7427
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Been sick and grumpy for a few days and lost my edge....sorry r2w.

Had a client today want a detailed quotation for a new part. Simple little aluminum bracket with a tricky bend to it....but entirely doable. New account and a new buyer is my guess.

She wanted a price breakdown for 1 to 10,000 pieces order.

KS: What are your likely order quantities.
Moron: Depends on your costs

KS: {{WTF}}} Uhhh, well what if I quote 1,25,100,500,1000, 10,000.
Moron: We will probably order 2 at the start. Can you quote 2.

KS: I can actually quote you ANY quantity you would like. We are a custom manufacturer. We do prototyping as well as runs in the tens of thousands. So it would be helpful if I had an idea where to start my quotation for you.
Moron: Well, whereever you have a price break.

KS: Well up to maybe 20 or 25, each will have a different price. After that, maybe in increments of 5 until you reach 100 parts. After that 10 to 25 price breaks is about standard.
Moron: OK, that'll be fine.

KS: What would be fine?
Moron: Can you quote all those price breaks you listed?

KS: I could, but.....er.... that's seems like a bit of overkill don't you think.
Moron: We're not sure how many we will be ordering. Engineering asked me to get an idea about cost on this bracket.

KS: Would you ask Engineering how many they think they will need please.
Moron: Sure.... hold on

{{{she comes back on the line in about two minutes, but before she returns, I'm scrolling around 2+2}}}

Moron: They said they probably will need about 5 parts over the next year or so.

{{{ This is the point where I run into r2w asking if he should fold kings}}}

KS: I'll make all 5 for $30.00 per piece
Moron: What if I only want 1?

KS: That would be $800.00 for the one.
Moron: OK.
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:11 PM   #7428
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Been sick and grumpy for a few days and lost my edge....sorry r2w.

Had a client today want a detailed quotation for a new part. Simple little aluminum bracket with a tricky bend to it....but entirely doable. New account and a new buyer is my guess.

She wanted a price breakdown for 1 to 10,000 pieces order.

KS: What are your likely order quantities.
Moron: Depends on your costs

KS: {{WTF}}} Uhhh, well what if I quote 1,25,100,500,1000, 10,000.
Moron: We will probably order 2 at the start. Can you quote 2.

KS: I can actually quote you ANY quantity you would like. We are a custom manufacturer. We do prototyping as well as runs in the tens of thousands. So it would be helpful if I had an idea where to start my quotation for you.
Moron: Well, whereever you have a price break.

KS: Well up to maybe 20 or 25, each will have a different price. After that, maybe in increments of 5 until you reach 100 parts. After that 10 to 25 price breaks is about standard.
Moron: OK, that'll be fine.

KS: What would be fine?
Moron: Can you quote all those price breaks you listed?

KS: I could, but.....er.... that's seems like a bit of overkill don't you think.
Moron: We're not sure how many we will be ordering. Engineering asked me to get an idea about cost on this bracket.

KS: Would you ask Engineering how many they think they will need please.
Moron: Sure.... hold on

{{{she comes back on the line in about two minutes, but before she returns, I'm scrolling around 2+2}}}

Moron: They said they probably will need about 5 parts over the next year or so.

{{{ This is the point where I run into r2w asking if he should fold kings}}}

KS: I'll make all 5 for $30.00 per piece
Moron: What if I only want 1?

KS: That would be $800.00 for the one.
Moron: OK.
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:12 PM   #7429
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King,

Wet behind the ears when I first sat at a purchasing desk, someone from the line showed up, "We're out of this label!"

OK. I call the supplier, get the details, ready to go....

"Alright, do you have a purchase order number?"

Me: "What's a purchase order?"

True story.
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:16 PM   #7430
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Been sick and grumpy for a few days and lost my edge....sorry r2w.

Had a client today want a detailed quotation for a new part. Simple little aluminum bracket with a tricky bend to it....but entirely doable. New account and a new buyer is my guess.

She wanted a price breakdown for 1 to 10,000 pieces order.

KS: What are your likely order quantities.
Moron: Depends on your costs

KS: {{WTF}}} Uhhh, well what if I quote 1,25,100,500,1000, 10,000.
Moron: We will probably order 2 at the start. Can you quote 2.

KS: I can actually quote you ANY quantity you would like. We are a custom manufacturer. We do prototyping as well as runs in the tens of thousands. So it would be helpful if I had an idea where to start my quotation for you.
Moron: Well, whereever you have a price break.

KS: Well up to maybe 20 or 25, each will have a different price. After that, maybe in increments of 5 until you reach 100 parts. After that 10 to 25 price breaks is about standard.
Moron: OK, that'll be fine.

KS: What would be fine?
Moron: Can you quote all those price breaks you listed?

KS: I could, but.....er.... that's seems like a bit of overkill don't you think.
Moron: We're not sure how many we will be ordering. Engineering asked me to get an idea about cost on this bracket.

KS: Would you ask Engineering how many they think they will need please.
Moron: Sure.... hold on

{{{she comes back on the line in about two minutes, but before she returns, I'm scrolling around 2+2}}}

Moron: They said they probably will need about 5 parts over the next year or so.

{{{ This is the point where I run into r2w asking if he should fold kings}}}

KS: I'll make all 5 for $30.00 per piece
Moron: What if I only want 1?

KS: That would be $800.00 for the one.
Moron: OK.


Please, please, please tell me she plays 10NL
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:22 PM   #7431
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Been sick and grumpy for a few days and lost my edge....sorry r2w.

Had a client today want a detailed quotation for a new part....

KS: I'll make all 5 for $30.00 per piece
Moron: What if I only want 1?

KS: That would be $800.00 for the one.
Moron: OK.
Aren't there just days where you'd like to look at the upper right corner of your Life window and just 'X' the f*ck outta there!!!! I mean, you can 'X' out of a bad poker session when you want to, right???
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:25 PM   #7432
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Aren't there just days where you'd like to look at the upper right corner of your Life window and just 'X' the f*ck outta there!!!! I mean, you can 'X' out of a bad poker session when you want to, right???
You'll never go robusto with that attitude.
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:25 PM   #7433
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Tomorrow will be telling when I raise her on the telly to see where I'm at.

Iffen she orders one.......

Well, contrary to what many think of business owners, I wouldn't take the order for $800. I would call The Man and recall my experience and suggest a tad bit more training..... I think I earn a bit of Shania doing dat.

Nice to see you around entertainme.... you playing much lately?
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You'll never go robusto with that attitude.
i've been to robusto numerous times...
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:31 PM   #7435
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lol you actually said $800
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:33 PM   #7436
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true story Kurt.

Not the first time for me yankin' the chain back
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:41 PM   #7437
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Weehaa... Rolled for 50NL again, which was my goal for this month Think I'll buy myself something pretty in the form of this one:



Hopefully gonna give 50NL a shot again soon, please to have mercy on my roll
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:43 PM   #7438
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While I'm on a roll.......

A FREQUENT King Spew moment is when a client has just received a bid from me and asks me if I can reduce the cost somehow. I will absolutely do this, so no problem. {{I mean this truthfully, no malice as it IS possible I may have missed something at first blush}}

So I go back to my little shoebox in the corner and recalculate and try to figure if a tooling purchase would reduce X process. Then more than likely, I get back to the account that no, the original pricing of $1000 is still good.

At this point, old established accounts are good to go, but the noobs,,,,well, sometimes they DEMAND a better price. I will pause (like I've got the nuts on the river) and say "Sure, I'll get right on it".

Here's the fun part:

"Mr. Hellmuth, I am SOOOOOO glad you asked me to requote. After looking at it again, I found two issues that I had overlooked the previous two times. I am so glad you let me rerequote this. The new price is $1285.00. Thanks again. Can I get a purchase order for this now?"
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:47 PM   #7439
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Nice to see you around entertainme.... you playing much lately?
Not playing. Just dropped in recently to see what's up.
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:23 PM   #7440
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Not playing. Just dropped in recently to see what's up.
Sucks, I have only played like 300 hands this month and am still stuck 3 cents. Damn work. I wonder if I can get away with playing while on the university internet. I'm just too tired when I get home.
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Sucks, I have only played like 300 hands this month and am still stuck 3 cents. Damn work. I wonder if I can get away with playing while on the university internet. I'm just too tired when I get home.
Better to ask forgiveness imo....
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:39 PM   #7442
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vs megafish who just stacked off against my NFD and overs with bottom pair (and won obv):

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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SB: $36.10
BB: $57.25
UTG: $31.70
Hero (UTG+1): $50.00
MP1: $55.10
MP2: $67.35
CO: $10.00
BTN: $46.50

CO posts a big blind ($0.50)

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG+1 with K A
UTG calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.50, 5 folds, BB calls $2, UTG calls $2

Flop: ($8.50) 7 A 4 (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $6, BB raises to $12, UTG folds, Hero calls $6

Turn: ($32.50) 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $16, BB raises to $42.75 all in, Hero calls $19.50 all in

River: ($103.50) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Spoiler:


I'll be doing an "Ask me" thread soon: "Ask me what it's like to run like perpetual ****"

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Old 11-05-2009, 09:45 PM   #7443
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vs megafish who just stacked off against my NFD and overs with bottom pair (and won obv):

BB shows 6s 8h (a straight, Eight high)
This fish needs to be saved. PM me his sn name and I will do ALL I can to help watch over his bankroll.
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:50 PM   #7444
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Oh and



After the hand he said "$70 in 5 minutes aghahaha easy"

So I was like "Yeah well you're a long term loser, so enjoy it while it lasts" (-EV, tiltaments)

And then he says

"Well"
"what if I leave"
"RIGHT NOW"

and gets off.

Good going me, amirite?

Name is DidYouExpect.
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:56 PM   #7445
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what limit is that ?
its probably 50 but i mean how do u not have bigger swings in 100k hands ? the spikes are so small...

ive swung up to +500 and down to +150 in my first 2k hands of the month
do u play an uber low variance style ? ie. mega nit ?
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what limit is that ?
half 25/half 50
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what limit is that ?
its probably 50 but i mean how do u not have bigger swings in 100k hands ? the spikes are so small...

ive swung up to +500 and down to +150 in my first 2k hands of the month
do u play an uber low variance style ? ie. mega nit ?
Nittiest I'll play during peak hours is 15/14. Usually 17/15 or so.
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Oh and



After the hand he said "$70 in 5 minutes aghahaha easy"

So I was like "Yeah well you're a long term loser, so enjoy it while it lasts" (-EV, tiltaments)

And then he says

"Well"
"what if I leave"
"RIGHT NOW"

and gets off.

Good going me, amirite?

Name is DidYouExpect.
Hehe, PTR says that today is his best day ever with being +$75
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Old 11-05-2009, 11:08 PM   #7449
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Don't you hate it when you are up against a spewfish on an Axx flop with AK, and absolutely any ace is in his range, but he has ace rag for two pair?

43vipip: thank god
43vipip: ur an idiot
me: i had top pair!
43vipip: loooooooooooool
43vipip: hahahahahaha
43vipip: and thats why u dgo all in
me: top pair is a good hand
43vipip: hahahahahaha
43vipip: plz stay on that table
me: it is the best pair plus i had the best kicker
43vipip: loooooooooool
43vipip: u go all in with one pair!!!!
43vipip: very prety
43vipip: plz stay here
me: it wasnt just one pair, it was top pair
43vipip: and dont change ur play!!!
me: donkey
43vipip: yes
43vipip: im the donkey
43vipip: got to make notes on u
43vipip: "the one pair man"
43vipip: im sorry for beeing the donkey here
me: i gotta go eat
43vipip: noooo
me: ill be on later tonight
43vipip: yeah
43vipip: sit down on my table
me: ok i will try
43vipip: nice
me: dont lose all your money before then
43vipip: ill try
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Old 11-05-2009, 11:17 PM   #7450
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^^^^^^^^^^^

LOL. One tip. Don't say anything remotely resembling strat, like "pair" or "kicker." Just stick to saying things like, "Why are you calling me an idiot, I'm just trying to have a good time and gamble!" Or more subtly "I had AK and you had Ax, I don't know why you won the pot?!? WTF?"

Leveling fish is much more satisfying.

Edit: If they are uber recreational player and chatting a lot and say something to me, I usually engage in some friendly convo if I'm not playing too many tables. +EV except a couple sessions ago I sat down with one of my buddies and he said "Hey xxxx!! Go easy on us tonight OK!" Started feeling slightly guilty about bum hunting lol.
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