+1

Its so small I need glasses

That's what she said.

I am new at this...I don't think I will be a big time picture poster.....my bad.

So I played Gregg HU on Stars (brag, I luckbox beat him, beat: I am excited about it), and man did that software tilt me..all those stupid beeping, having to hit muck hands, having to click on the window, then hitting the button.

We played 3 tables 200bb at once, and for the first 10 minutes I was getting use to the software, losing track of the action, etc. and just making random plays. I think it confused Gregg that I was trying some weird Donkey ESP on him.

kthxbai.

Sammy FWIW every one of those annoyances can be eliminated with Tableninja. FTP is driving me crazy after playing so much on PS...

not sure if its worth getting table ninja just for the HU4LOLZ.

yo i did post hot women, but you guys are into the MTV bitches than into the classiest and hottest women who ever set foot on earth

haha

Sounds/sound settings and auto-muck are under Options in the main lobby and for the clicking thing- Options --> Advanced Multi-table Options --> [x] Single click table activation.

It took me about 30 seconds.. i mean its quite obvious.

took about 15 seconds more than for you to type that post. has to be -ev timewaste for you?

Nothing that is hilarious is -ev imo.

hilarity = live longer = grind longer = +ev

Brazilian chicks all the way for me!

I like women of all kinds, please enlighten us

30 seconds? i think en09 was referring to the pages of posts back and forth.

and maybe that it appears you took the time to contact full tilt to report him?

its not necessarily that particular guy, its the type of guy. We have seen this 'guy' show up every three months like clock work and talks about how great he is how bad everyone in the thread is (even though he has no idea who is in the thread), and how we should just bow down to him and his great poker skills.

Sure one of those guys may turn out to be really good, most of the time we just set the timer to busto. He will either come back humble and realize the forum is here to help people to learn, or he will not play poker again.

One guy had a sick heater, almost went busto, came back humble and ended up taking the remaining of his winnings and staking Rider, which turned out to be +++++++EV for him.

Well, here's a good looking pair of boobies.



I'm new to this, so sorry if it's too unsafe for work.

you have no shame pervert!

Can we put the epeens away now that he's gone please?

video game forum is down the hall buddy...

I've played with this guy on full tilt. He pretty much has the same attitude on the tables. He just tries to blow people out of hands. One of my biggest wins was when I had pocket aces. He decides to blow me out with his pocket 9s on the turn (even though I had made a bet that left me with only 20BB in my stack) He had like pocket 9s or something.

Oh hai der, I'm a break even tournament donk. Thought I'd try my luck at cash games for a change. I might pester you guys with beginner's questions.

Stay off my blinds.
That is all.

If I try to steal them, I suggest you defend them by calling OOP. That's how they do it on the teevee.

Thanx man!
Yeah as I said I only just tried it out on the playmoneys on 4 tables and did not use the mouse then...might have to with more tables tho! I get 9 tables tiled so maybe it´ll still work out great..

And yeah more about me.
Been playing for a few years now mostly just recreationaly...or at least now when i look back i understand that everything i did was just wrong and of course I thought I will be the next Durrr =D
Back then i had steady work and didn´et have to worry so much about the monies so didnt really pay attention to the fact that i was actually loosing
Then I started college and left some change on FTP and realized that I cant do what I did b4 so i started to study alot on 2+2 and also put in way more volume then ever b4 and 2+2 has helped me to be a winning player at 5nl...ok i know thats not such a big deal but for me it is...feels like a turning point in my (not so serious yet) poker career..
Now I´m looking forwards to trying out nl10 in the near future...hope it will go well
Will try to give back some more to this forum as it has helped me so much so I´ll see what I can do

welcome and good luck !

Hehe, I've become the most hated person in the SSNL thread, stole that title from my friend MrDrTurtleRick who used to be hated like... oh my god I don't really care, it's just funny to see how many of SSNL regs have huge egos. Micro forum is 10000x better than SSNL forum