lol. just teasing mate but thought it was v funny cuz it was three times as long!

I am long winded and can ramble on forever if no one stops me. I should coach

Right, I really do agree with everyone. I think I am just arguing because I am bored (I drove 5 hours to go home this weekend, only to realize home is boring). I just think calling someone a donk or a fish won't offend someone too much. Always better to just play it safe and not do it though imo.

you guys are so lol

which one of you was bitching at me at the tables because I spew lots? i know you who i am

like seriously, since I'm an epic donator in these games trying to give me lessons is only going to hurt your ev..just sayin. lol @ whining about getting it in good vs me, its not hard.

FU ;-)

I mean come on, regs can be fish too let's not scare anyone away and make the games tougher than they need to be.

s/n???

newsplashchipsaround89

I mean newguy89, sry

well now that I've outed my SN I'll say hello! GetHigh how much manies are you up on me sir? I swear you can read my whole cards better than I can.

Oh, regs can be great fish if you know how to exploit them. If you want to improve your red line, do it against a 15/12 player.

Do they check call with two of a suit on the board? Check the turn and if the suit doesn't come through on the river and villain checks into you, then bet with anything.

Does he bet, bet and then check when the third of a suit comes? Bet big and take the pot.

Most regs are pretty bad at playing the turn and river. They are really passive with their draws, they are always scared of possible draws on the board, they will instantly let you know if they have something better than one pair. Their play is so predictable and they are so scared of everything. They won't spew chips (unless tilting), but they will give up pot after pot after pot after pot. During a session yesterday, I think I won like 50BB off a single opponent who was sitting to my right at two tables. Every time he entered a pot, I would call with just about any two cards. I never won a particularly big pot, but I won a lot of little ones.

It's great to be able to exploit little edges like this. It really helps alleviate the bad beats.

about 1K hands at NL100, just one of those days where everyone is either out setting me, making perfect calls or only have top-top against me.

tables were super juicy too (at least at NL100), I felt like I left a lot out there. I love how someone stacks off too someone else with 6th pair or chasing a guts shot, then against me, they hit top set.

Anyways, back on the horse tonight!

phew! that was one hard got damn session.

Edit: dear poker God @ FTP, hitting a draw or flopping something strong would help, kthxbai

lol and im ******ed because this is the full tilt thread, I play on stars.

god these forums are a cluster and I can't read. if a mod wants to cross post this to the stars thread they can ty.

STORY ABOUT BERATING FISH


Last night I played a long session (7 or 8k hands). I played yesterday afternoon and lost 4 BI's and quit, figuring I would regroup and come back. So I did. Then i start my session. So starting off I'm down $200, 3 times I get to within $50 of break even. Then 3 times in a row, I get a bunch of massive coolers / suckouts against huge fish and go back to down 4 BI's.

So around the 3rd time around, I was on my A game, I had a bad hand in the CO and got 3b but the guy 3b alot and I decided at that point that if the flop came no broadway cards, I was going to resteal the turn. So I call his 3b and float his cbet which was a little weak. (I have Q8s fwiw). The turn comes a Q and he bets barely over half pot, which to me screamed weakness so I shove which was basically a min raise and he called with jacks.

Moral of the story, I call lucky. But I don't shove there if I don't hit tp, I cut my losses. He begins to berate me in chat and I merely say to him, I'm not the one who stacked off with 2nd pair and leave it at that. I normally don't chat but he was a reg that I've seen around but I'm pretty sure he's not 2p2.

So fast forward to me losing 3 BI's and making them back again and almost being at even. I am a spewer, every once in a while, I do it. Then I kick myself out of it and I focus even better. So long story short, I am at a different table and I bluffed at the wrong time and lost a stack and the same guy seen the hand.

I just blew and entire stack with air and the whole table seen it. The reg (who wasn't in the hand) calls me a donk in chat, so I said, I'm just here to donate money but I guess you don't want my money, so I will give it to another table. and I stood up and left.

I just wanted the 8 other regs at the table to think that that guy was a total prick for talkin to fish that way. Plus the table was reg infested and I didn't want to stay, plus it gave me a reason to make him look bad.

you only need 25 days for iron right ?
cus for some reason i have exactly 0 desire to play poker today

My humble apologies for returning to FTP for 5 minutes and then sneaking back to ipoker ..

It wont happen again ...

Im going to give FTP a serious go this time ... im utterly sick of the ipoker software .. i know my computer is not the most up to date thing in the world ... but it works damn fine on FTP ..

Ipoker .. you can swing your lovely RB for a while now ... either untill you get better software ... or i get a better computer !

See you on the $25nl tables guys ... and be nice to me otherwise i get stroppy ..

kinda smallish rant is now over ... ty

played a 2 hour 10 minute sesh this afternoon... down 3.5bi's... sheesh...

ran into one overset... ran a KK into a set BvB in a 3b pot... ran AK for top two into a flopped broadway... and just got done getting v-towned when villain hit his turn set against my QQ overpair...

other than that!!!! i played g000000000t!!!!!

gonna take a couple hour break, watch a little ball and hopefully Mr. *Split* will hit the BOOMswitch for me tonite!

ok, about to start my second shot at 10NL. Some kick ass garphs will surely follow

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yup

thats one of the things i hate about iron man, i sometimes put in 1500+ FTP days and it still makes me play 25 days/mo

how to not berate fish and still have fun talking to them:

fish: wtf u reraise with a10
fish: good hit there
Adam27X: gamboooooooool

How to win at 10NL



Stop seeing showdowns.

Then eat Italian food FTW.

people gots too stop hitting on the river on me after I sniff out your weak ass sauce for the first 4 streets.

holy crap, the short stack situation is TERRIBLE at 10NL!

yes it most definitely is... shortstackers insta-tilt me I think.