PSA: 2 pair is never good.

If I've ever run this bad, I thankfully wiped it out of my memory.

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, hit something, get pawned
fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, hit something, get pawned
fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, hit something, get pawned
fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, hit something, get pawned
fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, hit something, get pawned
fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, hit something, get pawned
fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, hit something, get pawnedfold, fold, fold, fold, fold, hit something, get pawned

I'm taking over this thread as my own personal bitch thread.

like this... all in 10 minutes tyvm. shut off my HEM/FT/PSC and am going to grab a bite to eat...

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HAND 1
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$0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players

SB: $27.83 (111.3 bb)
Hero (BB): $25 (100 bb)
UTG+1: $23.34 (93.4 bb)
UTG+2: $49.29 (197.2 bb)
MP1: $36.61 (146.4 bb)
MP2: $25.25 (101 bb)
MP3: $51.55 (206.2 bb)
CO: $36.08 (144.3 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with 6 6
6 folds, SB raises to $0.50, Hero calls $0.25

Flop: ($1) 6 8 Q (2 players)
SB bets $1, Hero calls $1

Turn: ($3) Q (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.88, SB calls $1.88

River: ($6.76) 4 (2 players)
SB bets $3.25, Hero raises to $7.75, SB raises to $24.45 and is all-in, Hero calls $13.87 and is all-in

Results:


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HAND 2
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$0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players

MP1: $44.08 (176.3 bb)
MP2: $31.78 (127.1 bb)
MP3: $40.82 (163.3 bb)
CO: $39.88 (159.5 bb)
BTN: $26.18 (104.7 bb)
Hero (SB): $25.57 (102.3 bb)
BB: $25 (100 bb)
UTG+1: $25 (100 bb)
UTG+2: $29.11 (116.4 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with A K
UTG+1 raises to $1, 3 folds, MP3 calls $1, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.90, BB calls $0.75

Flop: ($4) A 5 3 (4 players)
Hero bets $3, BB calls $3, 2 folds

Turn: ($10) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $6.27, BB raises to $21 and is all-in, Hero calls $14.73

River: ($52) Q (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


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HAND 3
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$0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players

BTN: $26.58 (106.3 bb)
Hero (SB): $25.55 (102.2 bb)
BB: $55.93 (223.7 bb)
UTG+1: $25.40 (101.6 bb)
UTG+2: $23.80 (95.2 bb)
MP1: $27.99 (112 bb)
MP2: $46.41 (185.6 bb)
MP3: $25 (100 bb)
CO: $25 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with 4 A
7 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($1.50) J A 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

Turn: ($1.50) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.75, BB raises to $2, Hero calls $1.25

River: ($5.50) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.75, BB raises to $5, Hero calls $3.25

Results:


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HAND 4
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$0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players

MP3: $35.54 (142.2 bb)
CO: $26.99 (108 bb)
BTN: $48.90 (195.6 bb)
SB: $26.91 (107.6 bb)
BB: $20 (80 bb)
UTG+2: $28.85 (115.4 bb)
Hero (MP1): $25 (100 bb)
MP2: $27.71 (110.8 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP1 with K A
UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, 3 folds, BTN calls $0.75, SB folds, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($2.35) 5 3 5 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($2.35) J (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($2.35) K (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1, BTN folds, BB raises to $2.50, Hero calls $1.50

Results:

lol i was at your table. xXxicoslosxXx was a ***** goldmine & darq playing 50/26 robbed him *and* me...god i was so pissed.

was unsure whether to squeeze there or not... decided to flat and if i hit an ace i was going to get in depending on who stuck around... the 53 absolutely floored me... wtf? then i proceeded to hit some hands on others only to be screwed big time... one of my LEAKS is paying off rivers with 2nd hands after being coolered a time or two... plug it for me?

i can't remember exactly what mr. 53s stats were, but he was calling too much oop w/weak hands, although tbh his hand totally shocked me. i would have liked a squeeze pf b/c the bb/utg were probably not paying you off for stacks v. ak but xXxicoslosxXx was gonna pay you off with anything. squeezing gets you heads up against the biggest fish ever, you don't have to play aks against a solid utg raiser/unknown bb -- you only have to be worried utg has you beat, and he'll probably let you know.

******ed cooler man sorry your poker day has been eh, i know how that is.

just a question, is the deposit bonus clearing at the same rate than their mid-year ironman bonus and their biggest bonus ever ?

Because I never deposited at FTP, and could use 600$ (and I cleared 100$ in 2 days so..)

Same rate as the Biggest Bonus Ever, $0.06 per FTP. Got released in increments of $20 for me (autumn '08).

sweeeeeeeeeet ty

Well, cleared the FTP bonus in a little under $6k hands.

Anyone interested in trading me Pokerstars money for FTP money? I didn't mind playing on FTP that much but not getting rakeback sucks so I want to get my entire roll onto Stars.

Any help would of course be appreciated.

How much $$ do you have?

A little over $1300.

My first session back since I've been home from Vegas on Monday...

+$10.25
2,395 hands. Damn ittttt lol. I'll take anything + though, so rusty, couldn't focus on my 16 tables for a while.

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Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $114.95
BB: $200.00
UTG: $22.35
UTG+1: $205.60
MP: $128.40
Hero (CO): $122.15
BTN: $150.85

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with Q J
3 folds, Hero raises to $3, BTN calls $3, 2 folds

Flop: ($7.50) 3 4 Q (2 players)
Hero bets $4, BTN calls $4

Turn: ($15.50) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $26, Hero calls $26

River: ($67.50) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $117.85 all in, Hero calls $89.15 all in

Final Pot: $245.80
Hero mucks Q J
BTN shows 9 9 (a full house, Nines full of Threes)
BTN wins $242.80
(Rake: $3.00)

Lol, hope you had a read to justify this

Well, he had a 33% fold to flop bet, and a 80% bet turn... and why would he overbet turn with a really strong hand...?

Remind me why you shouldn't bluff fish again...


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $63.05
UTG: $100.00
UTG+1: $22.70
UTG+2: $111.95
MP1: $104.60
MP2: $53.10
CO: $120.50
BTN: $79.65
Hero (SB): $108.20

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with Q 3
4 folds, MP2 calls $1, 2 folds, Hero raises to $5, BB calls $4, 1 fold

Flop: ($11.00) 8 6 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $6, BB calls $6

Turn: ($23.00) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $13, BB calls $13

River: ($49.00) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $84.20 all in, BB requests TIME, BB calls $39.05 all in

Final Pot: $127.10
BB shows A 8 (two pair, Eights and Fives)
Hero shows Q 3 (a pair of Fives)
BB wins $124.10
(Rake: $3.00)

I normally don't like to play crap hands OOP against a fish that will just call me down for 3 streets with 2nd and 3rd pair.

half pot/half pot/shove goofy looking line for a hand that wants value.

edit - nm didn't see fish stack size

Don't be a payoff wizard.

Damntra,

I have $108 FT that I could trade you for PS $.

Do you post this so that we can sympathize?
Or do you post this so that we can make fun of you?

Make fun of me, so hopefully I won't do it again...

Flame away.

^ lol

Anyone know why FT limits the #of tables I can play ? They do this to everyone right ? How much of a hassle to get it raised ?

Simply email support and it will be removed within a day or two. Its just the default.