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tl;dr warning: cliff notes, HU is fun, 10nl 6max is apparently inhabited by huge poker pro egos who like to pwn fish (me)
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********* HH's & Chat included for LOL value *************
OK Kurt, your HU comments inspired me to post my TR from my LOL first night at 10nl 6 max.
Background: My regular game is 50nl FR on tilt. I've had OK results there until a recent doomswitch followed by terrible spew. Just trying to get my game sharp again...
Grabbed by
Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Replayer
SB ($7.21)
BB ($12.31)
UTG ($4.14)
UTG+1 ($7.12)
Hero ($13.86)
BTN ($3.40)
Dealt to Hero K
A
fold, UTG+1 calls $0.10,
Hero raises to $0.40, fold, SB calls $0.35,
BB raises to $3, fold,
Hero raises to $13.86 (AI), fold,
BB calls $9.31 (AI)
FLOP ($25.12) 9
6
J
TURN ($25.12) 9
6
J
A
RIVER ($25.12) 9
6
J
A
J
Hero shows K
A
(Pre 46%, Flop 27.8%, Turn 95.5%)
BB shows Q
Q
(Pre 54%, Flop 72.2%, Turn 4.5%)
Hero wins $23.45
I double checked the calcs, and with the dead money it's only EV- if his range is exactly AA,KK. God's gift to poker was running 50+% vpip over a couple orbits. SB was running 60/20 over 30 hands. LOL, I'm pretty OK with felting here.
God's Gift to Poker: nice suck out donk
Me: lol what's a donk
God's Gift to Poker: u
Me: i don't get it
Me: lol lol
God's Gift to Poker: i bet u lose alot of money on here keep pushing with AK hahahaha
Me: i beat you lol
God's Gift to Poker: come play me in heads up fool see how u go
Me: ok
Me: where
God's Gift to Poker: ill go to a table and let u know
Me: u want your cheeseburger money back
God's Gift to Poker: ok come find me
God's Gift to Poker: table is called lamp
Me: what lmit is it
God's Gift to Poker: 25-50c are u scared hahaha
OK LOL! So I'm not an awesome poker player or anything, and I'm not awesome heads up, but: 1. This dude is a d bag 2. He called a coinflip a suckout -> probably not the most knowledgeable poker player (and I say that was an EV+ move) 3. He's steaming after losing a flip lol, and "tapping the glass" if he really thinks imma fish -> tilting?
All in all that adds up to EV+++++++++ for a HU match with this guy. I'm over-rolled for 50 so I don't mind spending a BI to find out if I actually have an edge on this chump but TBH I will be pretty depressed if I don't.
HU Match:
Me: 50 dollars buys a lot of cheeseburgers
Me: how did you have that much in your account?
God's Gift to Poker: i would have 3x what u have in your account
Me: lol yeah?
I decide to establish an aggro image right away, but I'm doing it relatively cheaply. I have been raising pretty much every botton. Folded to a couple 3 bets. I'm cbetting most flops. Usually letting him have it when he comes over the top. By now he thinks I'm the biggest ****** ever and has pretty much stopped folding against my cbets. He's boosted $10 off me. At this point I'm wishing it was a deep table so I could still stack him, but oh well. Time to tighten up... doubt he will realize that's what's happening.
Grabbed by
Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
($58.60)
Hero ($55.45)
Dealt to Hero K
K
Hero raises to $1.50, raises to $6,
Hero raises to $18, fold
Hero mucks K
K
Hero wins $12
God's Gift to Poker: u bluff way to much
(Excellent - image established lol & thx for the advices)
Grabbed by
Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
Hero ($56.45)
($57.10)
Dealt to Hero 6
A
calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.50, calls $1
FLOP ($3) 7
2
6
Hero bets $2, calls $2
TURN ($7) 7
2
6
2
Hero checks, checks
RIVER ($7) 7
2
6
2
T
Hero checks, bets $7, Hero calls $7
shows 8
5
(Pre 42%, Flop 44.2%, Turn 25.0%)
Hero shows 6
A
(Pre 58%, Flop 55.8%, Turn 75.0%)
Hero wins $20.50
Me: so do you
Me: lol lol
God's Gift to Poker: nope just when i no your weak
I'm being outplayed obv. After checking down a hand...
Me: look i didn't bluff that, lol nh
God's Gift to Poker: and u just do silly calls keep doing that and u will go broke very quick
Me: how do you know so much about poker lol
Me: do you normally play 10?
Hand # 36...
Grabbed by
Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
($52.75)
Hero ($58.90)
Dealt to Hero K
K
Hero raises to $1.50, raises to $7, Hero calls $5.50
FLOP ($14) 6
2
2
bets $45.75 (AI), Hero calls $45.75
TURN ($105) 6
2
2
7
RIVER ($105) 6
2
2
7
J
shows 5
5
(Pre 20%, Flop 10.0%, Turn 4.5%)
Hero shows K
K
(Pre 80%, Flop 90.0%, Turn 95.5%)
Hero wins $105
LOL NH. Expert spot to turn your hand into a bluff with your entire stack when $10 will probably due if you really want to follow up.
He insta left before I could ask for coaching
Brag: He begged and begged and then got what he had coming
Beat: Not much of a brag to beat this guy
Variance: The deck cooperated with me lol - would have been the suck to run completely card dead against this guy.
Savage Beat: He left before I could tell him I was gonna rub his $$ on my t1tties
Sorry for turning an hour long sesh into an epic TR but I found the whole situation pretty LOL. I think the important lesson here, (besides HU being EV in the right situation and chatting is fun), is that you should never get a big head...