I think your sarcasm detector broke....loser hit AJ 2 pair...but Winner had a set of Aces...and he was just being "nice" to the loser who actually thought he won the pot.

Or the board paired....and they both had 2 pair...gist of it though...is loser thought he won...winner knew he won...but was being goofy.

yeah, I didn't want to berate a fish, but I couldn't resist thinking of the email he was writing an email to support about the hand. I usually don't chat at all, but this guy was talking about how we all had timing tales when we bet.

naw it didnt really fail i made like 8 buyins and i figure i just make way more at 50nl so ill just stay down for a lil bit

nah, go back up to nl100....

Nah...stay at 50NL and 3bet Sammy every pot he raises. He enjoys that...

So I just set up 2 monitors and I'm getting super tilted trying to come up with a configuration I like I'm really getting tilted over missing the "Post Big Blind" 5 second window that FT gives you then I end up sitting out.

I would buy FT shortcuts just to avoid this frustration (not the mention the other benefits) but it says on their website that it uses image recognition to find those buttons. Will this work running 2 monitors with table overlap? Anyone doing this?

Thanks if you can help.

Edit: Just noticed they have a table opener too. Anyone used it?

gman, were you playing a laggy NL25 the other night?

nvm wrong threadzors

That's what I thought......low on caffeine sorry

yes. it will work. I am doing this.

no, but it can't be used for datamining. I think its more for a tourny player than a cash game player.

Sweet, thanks for the info. I was a little worried b/c you can only test it on 1 table before you actually buy it so I can't test to see if the overlap will be an issue.

I don't think the table opener is intended for datamining. I think it will actually help find tables that meet criteria you select, open them, and waitlist you etc to help with multitabling. Sounds pretty good imo.

HA! I am SOOOooooo in love with this one.

I raise CO 1st in with 1 gap SC

I called a min ( a MIN, mind you) BB donk flop bet with HUGE IO to hit a gut. I hit it on the turn and get stackage as villain has top two on a J857

He reamed me a good one for calling against the (pot) odds on the flop.

KS: "what do you mean? all I needed was a seven."

Donk: "You had one chance in 11 to hit a seven you ^%#&%$@&%$. I knew a min bet STILL wouldn't give you odds"

KS: "But I coulda gotten two more hearts for a flush. So doesn't that give me better odds"

Donk: F^%#^*# U, fish.

He went on and on for a minute or two. VERY entertaining.

FTSC will be the best poker money you will ever spend.

I guarantee satisfaction.

BTW, I use it w/ 4 monitors.

Photo pls

^^ up

I appreciate the testimony on FTSC... gonna set it up ASAP.

As far as getting berated by fish, I have a new thing that cracks me up to no end:

So this maniac sits down... a 74/40 something kind of guy, 3 bet pf 18% ish... For an orbit or two I'm like "maybe he's just running hotter than elisha cuthbert..." After it doesn't stop I know he's full of @#*. I open raise with QQ obv he 3 bets. I have seen him fold to 4 bets so I just call planning to get it in if I flop an overpair. Flop the overpair and he bets big, just call. Turn bricks, he bets I call. Definitely pot commited at this point and an A drops on the turn. He instashoves, I call obv.

Pot drags to me, he had absolute garbage (can't remember right now at work no DB).

Maniac: OMG you are so bad!!
Me: LOL
Maniac: You are such a fish!! I could easily have had an overpair there!
Me: LOL LOL What's an overpair? LOL OMG LOL
Maniac: OMFG of course you don't know what an overpair is, I'm not surprised
Maniac: You are horrible!!
Me: LOL sorry


Hahaa, I have decided it's hilarious to just sprinkle in lots of "LOL" and "OMG" and then ask "What is __________" for any poker term they use haha. I really think I'm onto something. This guy was on epic epic monkey tilt after. He steamed off some more money then left.

^^^
I shall try that. Sounds effective and like a lot of fun.

Lol nice one, what are your guys names on FT btw? Mine is my 2+2 name I play 50 NL everyday.

^^^ like the "LOL" "OMG"

and then "Shoot my mom is home to take me to soccer practice, got to quit soon"

OMG LOL, Sammy, PURE!!! genius.

Will use this one (or piano practice).

Can't imagine how many Notes get written for just one silly chat line.

Genius

^^^

Ha haha, I haven't worked in the "Oh crap my mom is home" line yet. Gotta do that soon.

Oh dude so imba - I haven't publicly outted my FT name, but I'd be down to trade with whoever is playing 25 and 50 over PM/AIM. At this point I don't feel the need to test my mettle against 2+2 ers on a regular basis if I don't have to haha.

Chat gold ITT.

What's FTSC?

http://www.windyhilltech.com/poker/fts/

aka, what jesus would use if jesus used poker software

I wish there was an FTSC for stars

Which tracker/HUD would jesus use?