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05-27-2009 , 04:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by StreamlineR
too many classless belly-button wearing chicks ITT
not enough stylish chicks

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooo

Grow > Everyone
05-27-2009 , 04:14 AM
[ ] effective use of overbets


Full Tilt Poker $50 + $2.50 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): t1260 M = 42
BTN/SB: t1740 M = 58

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BB with A 9
BTN/SB raises to t300, Hero raises to t1260 all in, 1 fold



Hero (BB): t1500 M = 50
BTN/SB: t1500 M = 50

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BB with J Q
BTN/SB raises to t400, Hero raises to t1500 all in, BTN/SB calls t1100 all in

Hero shows [Jc Qc]
Villain shows [Qd 8d]

Flop: (t3000) 5 7 7
Turn: (t3000) T
River: (t3000) A



Hero (BTN/SB): t1610 M = 53.67
BB: t1390 M = 46.33

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with 9 9
Hero raises to t60, BB calls t40

Flop: (t120) 3 5 5 (2 players)
BB bets t480, Hero raises to t1550 all in, BB folds



BB: t1880 M = 62.67
Hero (BTN/SB): t1120 M = 37.33

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with 4 Q
Hero raises to t60, BB calls t40

Flop: (t120) Q 6 9 (2 players)
BB bets t440, Hero raises to t1060 all in, BB folds



BTN/SB: t2050 M = 45.56
Hero (BB): t950 M = 21.11

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BB with Q 2
BTN/SB raises to t150, Hero calls t120

Flop: (t300) 7 Q 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t570, Hero raises to t800 all in, BTN/SB calls t230

Hero shows [Qs 2s]
Villain shows [4d Th]

Turn: (t1900) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: (t1900) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

lolwtf?
could seriously go on for pages with stuff like this.
thanks to this guy 11 in a row at the 50s weeeee
and FINALLY broke the $2K mark!!
05-27-2009 , 04:14 AM
I don't want to discourage others posting of pics, but if you are unsure if you should post it, here are a few things to consider:

1. Is it a she? (this part is crucial, Trank)
2. Is she alive? (Stream, and possibly Trank again)
3. Is she doing something sexually suggestive? (I know ChiRy likes the pics where they are just staring at the wall or something)
4. Could you mount it? (lets watch the weight)
5. Would your mother/wife approve of it? (if she would, no go)
05-27-2009 , 04:16 AM
i will try better next time

edit: how about this one, not very creative i know but i like
[x]she
[x]alive
[x]sexually suggestive (at least to me)
[x]could mount
[x]mum would approve but that's not a problem
[x]got style




Last edited by StreamlineR; 05-27-2009 at 04:21 AM.
05-27-2009 , 04:25 AM
Okay, I approve of your new pics streamlineR
05-27-2009 , 04:27 AM
I liked her til she played a hunchback or whatever in that one movie.
05-27-2009 , 04:28 AM
the ****** in arrested development maybe?
05-27-2009 , 04:33 AM
that 2nd one is the nuts
05-27-2009 , 04:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by spamz0r
also, this:

nice to see you like this woman. She is the most famous fashion model of my country actually - Estonia, Europe. Did you guys know she is the president of our chess Federation !!??
05-27-2009 , 04:40 AM
got a request for french women so here we go: name is emmanuelle beart






Last edited by StreamlineR; 05-27-2009 at 05:02 AM.
05-27-2009 , 04:43 AM
w00t! finally positive roi in the $100 reg speeds! AoN sat me and I sucked out in a very pro way <o/

Full Tilt Poker $100 + $5 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players - View hand 135115
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BB: t1500 M = 50
Hero (BTN/SB): t1500 M = 50

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with A Q
Hero raises to t60, BB raises to t200, Hero raises to t1500 all in, BB calls t1300 all in

Flop: (t3000) 4 2 9

Turn: (t3000) 5

River: (t3000) Q

Final Pot: t3000
BB shows A K (Ace King high)
Hero shows A Q (a pair of Queens)
Hero wins t3000
05-27-2009 , 04:44 AM
Full Tilt Poker, $100 + $5 NL Hold'em Sit n' Go, 10/20 Blinds, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): 1,500
SB: 1,500

Pre-Flop: (30) A K dealt to Hero (BB)
SB raises to 60, Hero raises to 200, SB raises to 1,500 and is All-In, Hero calls 1,300 and is All-In

Flop: (3,000) 4 2 9 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: (3,000) 5 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: (3,000) Q (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: 3,000 Pot
Hero showed A K (Ace King high) and LOST (-1,500 NET)
SB showed A Q (a pair of Queens) and WON 3,000 (+1,500 NET)

Doesn't matter what you do against this spamz, he just pwns souls
05-27-2009 , 04:45 AM
blue cards > green cards > black cards > red cards; you obv had the worst hand possible, sorry sir
05-27-2009 , 04:51 AM
05-27-2009 , 04:52 AM
05-27-2009 , 05:03 AM
damn i wish the girl above had bigger tats

everything else is spanking although this picture could go against Grow's rule #1.
05-27-2009 , 05:04 AM
Nice to see people coming out of their shells.
05-27-2009 , 05:07 AM
joined august 2006,7th post ever made in the LC of the HU forum with a fine ass pic

that is pretty odd
05-27-2009 , 05:10 AM
Thats Ok, nobody complaining
05-27-2009 , 05:14 AM
05-27-2009 , 05:19 AM
catherine deneuve





brigitte bardot:



05-27-2009 , 05:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NemoInDeniaL
Thats Ok, nobody complaining
haha

yeah i don't wanna discourage you from posting anymore pics weedmaN
05-27-2009 , 05:21 AM
streamliner gtfo seriously Grow should have Picture modding rights or something
05-27-2009 , 05:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres_A
nice to see you like this woman. She is the most famous fashion model of my country actually - Estonia, Europe. Did you guys know she is the president of our chess Federation !!??
no i did not; i can't see how some people don't love her fwiw
05-27-2009 , 05:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by weedmaN
Her feet look really funny and elongated because theyre under water...

Flipper?

      
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