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Old 05-19-2009, 02:53 PM   #1301
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fwiw i used to have a same thing with gifted08 at first but then i got a 21-14 advantage in matches and he just stopped sitting me and vice versa; so just rape him and he'll stop it obv
lol

You raped that guys soul, if i was you i'd keep sitting him
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Old 05-19-2009, 02:56 PM   #1302
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TNixon:

One night I was pretending to be drunk chatting a lot, seabird was being a real ***** about the exact same thing. He said something like "let me give you one piece of advice...don't 3-table the 200s". I replied like oh, is it more difficult to multitable them and he said "you're going to steal all of my action". I just lol'd. The 200 regs are funny.
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Old 05-19-2009, 03:03 PM   #1303
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Seabird sat you? I sat him one time because I was bored and he had a ***** about me sitting him. He d/c so I took his chips.

And lol at your location merse.

TNixon, yeah keep raping him, he's got too big an ego for his own good.
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Old 05-19-2009, 03:10 PM   #1304
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somebody asked primo in his well to make a poem about all of us here. i was thinking about it, and i will give it a try. please feel free to add and/or change it around


Primo so nice
Filthy has lice
Pushing22 powerful and wise
Trankuility likes girls who used to be guys
Frenchkiddo full of lies
Indy so much drama
Grow keep him away from your mama
Camel so old and gray
Anotherrack rides an ambulance and is down 9k


i have a high fever and i am little delirious at the moment. i hope we can add more lines
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Old 05-19-2009, 03:17 PM   #1305
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Seabird sat you? I sat him one time because I was bored and he had a ***** about me sitting him. He d/c so I took his chips.
I sat him. He did the same once he realized I probably wasn't really drunk. Like I give a **** about his "action".
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Old 05-19-2009, 03:22 PM   #1306
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somebody asked primo in his well to make a poem about all of us here. i was thinking about it, and i will give it a try. please feel free to add and/or change it around


Primo so nice
Filthy has lice
Pushing22 powerful and wise
Trankuility likes girls who used to be guys
Frenchkiddo full of lies
Indy so much drama
Grow keep him away from your mama
Camel so old and gray
Anotherrack rides an ambulance and is down 9k


i have a high fever and i am little delirious at the moment. i hope we can add more lines
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Old 05-19-2009, 03:25 PM   #1307
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Primo so nice
Filthy has lice
Pushing22 powerful and wise
Trankuility likes girls who used to be guys
Frenchkiddo full of lies
Indy so much drama
Grow keep him away from your mama
Camel so old and gray
Anotherrack rides an ambulance and is down 9k
filthy

and kozol btw
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Old 05-19-2009, 03:25 PM   #1308
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lol i am playing similiar hu sngs on other pokerrooms and always tried to avoid other good players, even if i might have an edge.
then thiss guy come to my table and told me he wants to get me broke or win atleast some X000 dollars. he run so ****** hot and was also better than me, so he just took 15 buyins or something like this from me. i worried about the money, but what me really pissed off was the fact that this guy kicked my ass.
now i am really happy about this experience, because this helped me a lot at getting better.
today i still avoid all the "old" regs but if there are new players i usually dont ask about avoiding each other or do it. in times with good traffic i try to get some fishes, but at bad hours is just play. either i have a (small) edge or i can improve my game, so i am sure that i cant loose in the longrun.
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Old 05-19-2009, 03:37 PM   #1309
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somebody asked primo in his well to make a poem about all of us here. i was thinking about it, and i will give it a try. please feel free to add and/or change it around


Primo so nice
Filthy has lice
Pushing22 powerful and wise
Trankuility likes girls who used to be guys
Frenchkiddo full of lies
Indy so much drama
Grow keep him away from your mama
Camel so old and gray
Anotherrack rides an ambulance and is down 9k
Hokie spam


i have a high fever and i am little delirious at the moment. i hope we can add more lines
holla

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Old 05-19-2009, 04:04 PM   #1310
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Primo so nice
Filthy has lice
Pushing22 powerful and wise
Trankuility likes girls who used to be guys
Frenchkiddo full of lies
Indy so much drama
Grow keep him away from your mama
Camel so old and gray
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Old 05-19-2009, 04:06 PM   #1311
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I love internet anonymity! I wrote this pretty blazed. Does it make any sense at all? (oh yeah, I started smoking and ruing the day I smashed pipes/bongs and threw away an ounce =/ oh well. Good thing I'm a luckbox.)

If you are winning, but you know you are playing bad-- that is, you know you are getting you're money in behind. Yet, you continue to play and you continue to win. Why would you quit when you continue to win? Why not just keep playing until you lose a pot-- just one pot and you'll quit. Even though the +EV thing would be to quit right then because the next hand you are going to get your money in bad, I would keep playing. But you are winning so why would you quit? Even if I was trying to to do the most +EV thing, I would keep playing until I lost a pot because hey, maybe it's my day to run good .
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Old 05-19-2009, 04:14 PM   #1312
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Primo's well is like 1/2 LC thread, still the other half is pretty good.
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Old 05-19-2009, 04:28 PM   #1313
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lol

You raped that guys soul, if i was you i'd keep sitting him
hah yeah idk he's okay-ish i guess but only small roi but sick volume
i think i have a decent edge over him while he's 4tabling or more but i guess when i'd sit him a lot he'd start to play less tables and my edge would shrink close to ev0 due to rake imo; not sure about all of this though but anyway bigger fish to sit with

edit: sometimes i feel like a stationy fish when i have hands like this, unable to fold AK

Full Tilt Poker $550 + $20 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 2 players - View hand 127639
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BB: t1705 M = 22.73
Hero (BTN/SB): t1295 M = 17.27

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BTN/SB with K A
Hero raises to t100, BB calls t50

Flop: (t200) 7 7 4 (2 players)
BB bets t200, Hero calls t200

Turn: (t600) 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (t600) 7 (2 players)
BB bets t600, Hero calls t600

Final Pot: t1800
BB shows Q T (three of a kind, Sevens)
Hero shows K A (three of a kind, Sevens)
Hero wins t1800

but then again people show up with random crap so often here, it's unreal

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Old 05-19-2009, 05:00 PM   #1314
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Fistpump call imo spamz.
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Old 05-19-2009, 05:11 PM   #1315
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Does anyone know who paulgees81 on tilt is, i sat with this guy out of nowhere last night and played a few 500s vs him, he was nice at first and then after i was up 4-2 he got nasty. started telling me how terrible i was ect. how he was the #1 sng player on cake under another name, ect ect

then he basically started saying he was gonna come spit in my face at the wsop and wants to fight my "fat ass" ect. his spelling ect. was terrible and it was pretty hilarious, i really set him off with this one

paulgees81: YOUR TERIBLE
fatalerror: listen buddy
fatalerror: i've been on telivision

he basically went off for 20 minutes in chat after that and it was hilarious. dude puts in a lot of volume but he's fundamentally terrible, i plan on playing him a lot. but he probably was able to google up who i am so i'd like to figure out if anyone knows him.
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Old 05-19-2009, 05:12 PM   #1316
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Can anyone recommend a good website that has current reviews of computers? I'm thinking about buying a new one but don't want to spend much yet still get something better than what I already have. Don't have the specs right now but I built it about 5 years ago. Looking to spend $800-1k. I don't play much games but it would be nice to have the ability to so do want a decent graphics card. Also want a good sound card.
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Report him to FTP and get his chat banned
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Old 05-19-2009, 05:16 PM   #1318
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how he was the #1 sng player on cake under another name, ect ect

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paulgees81: YOUR TERIBLE
fatalerror: listen buddy
fatalerror: i've been on telivision
Gold. vwp.
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Old 05-19-2009, 05:19 PM   #1319
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Can anyone recommend a good website that has current reviews of computers? I'm thinking about buying a new one but don't want to spend much yet still get something better than what I already have. Don't have the specs right now but I built it about 5 years ago. Looking to spend $800-1k. I don't play much games but it would be nice to have the ability to so do want a decent graphics card. Also want a good sound card.
Just build your own from newegg.com pieces.

I did it and I don't know jack about computers, I'm pretty thrilled with how it works though.
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Old 05-19-2009, 05:23 PM   #1320
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Can anyone recommend a good website that has current reviews of computers? I'm thinking about buying a new one but don't want to spend much yet still get something better than what I already have. Don't have the specs right now but I built it about 5 years ago. Looking to spend $800-1k. I don't play much games but it would be nice to have the ability to so do want a decent graphics card. Also want a good sound card.
I'd just get a laptop and hook up a 1-2 LCD monitors

I know 2 HU dudes who've bought a SAGER laptop, and they're pretty good.
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Does anyone know who paulgees81 on tilt is, i sat with this guy out of nowhere last night and played a few 500s vs him, he was nice at first and then after i was up 4-2 he got nasty. started telling me how terrible i was ect. how he was the #1 sng player on cake under another name, ect ect

then he basically started saying he was gonna come spit in my face at the wsop and wants to fight my "fat ass" ect. his spelling ect. was terrible and it was pretty hilarious, i really set him off with this one

paulgees81: YOUR TERIBLE
fatalerror: listen buddy
fatalerror: i've been on telivision

he basically went off for 20 minutes in chat after that and it was hilarious. dude puts in a lot of volume but he's fundamentally terrible, i plan on playing him a lot. but he probably was able to google up who i am so i'd like to figure out if anyone knows him.
Paulgees is my boy!

I don't defend his actions, but he printed money on Cake for awhile. Probably some godawful tilt, not half as bad as some of the stuff livb has said.

I'll shoot him a msg about this when I see him.
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Old 05-19-2009, 05:33 PM   #1322
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hah yeah idk he's okay-ish i guess but only small roi but sick volume
i think i have a decent edge over him while he's 4tabling or more but i guess when i'd sit him a lot he'd start to play less tables and my edge would shrink close to ev0 due to rake imo; not sure about all of this though but anyway bigger fish to sit with
From what i seen, you pwned him and he stacked off quite light.

He tilts easy as well so i def think you have an edge to sit him, even if he is playing 1 table vs you.

But like you say, theres bigger fish to fry
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Report him to FTP and get his chat banned
i'd rather he spend the maximum amount of time spamming chat with misspelled hilarity while limp folding 60% of his buttons 10bb deep
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i'd rather he spend the maximum amount of time spamming chat with misspelled hilarity while limp folding 60% of his buttons 10bb deep
LOL, I guess that's the better option

Sometimes reading chats is hilarious. I just played a dude who played maybe 10% of his hands, and folded the rest...so obviously he blinded down all the way to 200 chips. At that point he shoved AA, and I called with 88, just to flop trips...the following chat was almost better than winning itself
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Paulgees is my boy!

I don't defend his actions, but he printed money on Cake for awhile. Probably some godawful tilt, not half as bad as some of the stuff livb has said.

I'll shoot him a msg about this when I see him.
just let me know that i still accept his offer to play 5k's any time.
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