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Old 05-15-2009, 06:15 PM   #1076
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Goddamn, our new client here at work is such a douchebag. Aaagh! Just got off the phone with him. Ugh. Go away. kthnxbai.
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Old 05-15-2009, 06:19 PM   #1077
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i'm pretty sure if i 1-tabled i could have those same stats or better

he's probably playing reg speeds too. i dunno its obv impressive, but people acting like this guy is some god is kind of ridiculous.

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Old 05-15-2009, 06:22 PM   #1078
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O89gebjYng
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Old 05-15-2009, 06:34 PM   #1079
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Can't wait to start playing in these games.


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Old 05-15-2009, 07:50 PM   #1082
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So the hospital bill for that little bicycle accident I got in last month is $8,299. Plus dudes insurance company is coming after me.

fml.
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Old 05-15-2009, 07:52 PM   #1083
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Don't think we missed out on the "I just inherited 280k" part =p

/sympathy off

Hope everyone is ok though
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Old 05-15-2009, 07:56 PM   #1084
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Don't think we missed out on the "I just inherited 280k" part =p

/sympathy off

Hope everyone is ok though
lol, $230K. I am really more angry about the whole thing on principal. Its like I got in a low speed bike wreck and because homeboy was a douche it goes from a little bit of $ to mad $$$$.
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Old 05-15-2009, 07:58 PM   #1085
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could anyone help me structure a short-term stake deal please?

i'm looking to stake TGSM for a short period of games, say 100-200. Firstly to help him move up a level or 2 and secondly to make myself a profit if at all possible.

not 100% sure i wanna take him on just yet, but assuming i do want to how would i make this as +EV for the both of us?

Would really appreciate it if some expirience stakers could PM or something.
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Old 05-15-2009, 07:59 PM   #1086
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Damn dude, that does suck... people are always out to sue. My baby momma got in a 5 mph accident in my car and the stupid ***** in the other car was totally playing the whiplash role. Little did she know that her man didn't have insurance so they never even contacted my insurance company.

Hope it works out for you.
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Old 05-15-2009, 08:00 PM   #1087
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Are you looking to stake him outright or buy a piece?
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Old 05-15-2009, 08:00 PM   #1088
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could anyone help me structure a short-term stake deal please?

i'm looking to stake TGSM for a short period of games, say 100-200. Firstly to help him move up a level or 2 and secondly to make myself a profit if at all possible.

not 100% sure i wanna take him on just yet, but assuming i do want to how would i make this as +EV for the both of us?

Would really appreciate it if some expirience stakers could PM or something.
If you're providing the cash 50/50 is pretty standard. Just agree on a hard set number of games, rakeback, initial stake amount, when/if he can get refills, who can terminate stake and when etc etc. Each of you should CYA and possibly even post the deal publicly.
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Old 05-15-2009, 08:04 PM   #1089
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Damn dude, that does suck... people are always out to sue. My baby momma got in a 5 mph accident in my car and the stupid ***** in the other car was totally playing the whiplash role. Little did she know that her man didn't have insurance so they never even contacted my insurance company.

Hope it works out for you.
This is what I am talking about. Instead of checking that I was okay and trying to come to an agreement the guy chews me out and calls the cops and his insurance.

The part that really irks me that I told the truth about what happened and now I am getting ****ed in the ass. There are no witnesses and I could've just said whatever and be riding his gravy train.
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Old 05-15-2009, 08:07 PM   #1090
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There's a whole staking subforum in the marketplace that has sample contracts and stuff. To anyone interested this is one of the best threads on 2p2 in a long time, with lots of in depth staking/stakee discussion.
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Old 05-15-2009, 08:21 PM   #1091
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Damn sucks A_R

Might be worth getting a good lawyer and fight back. And wtf at the hospital bill!!

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Old 05-15-2009, 08:26 PM   #1092
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You can ride my gravy train.
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Old 05-15-2009, 08:30 PM   #1093
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All the lawyers I have talked too are not interested. Yeah that bill was for a 5 block ambulance ride and for them to put a band aid on a cut. My Health insurance shoiuld cover a lot of it but that is ****ing rediculous. That's more than Filthy makes in a year!
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Old 05-15-2009, 08:31 PM   #1094
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Also, A_R, you still need tips for Hawaii?

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Old 05-15-2009, 08:46 PM   #1095
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if anyone wants to sweat i'm waiting for the FT of a $11 HU shootout on FTP, sn is krab42 go go go we need the $150
thank god i played a $10 Hu shootout so that i could run good in that and lose every other ****ing thing i play for an avg BI of like $50 on the bubble or mincash it or knock out GBecks in the super turbo ko just to lose 15th to cappucino or wtv his name is. ffffffffff
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Old 05-15-2009, 08:59 PM   #1096
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Also, A_R, you still need tips for Hawaii?
Are you referring to a thread from a year ago or something?
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Old 05-15-2009, 09:02 PM   #1097
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How sick/standard is a 19% ROI in HUSNGs at the 100-200 level over like 5k+ games?

Or, see post 15 in this thread: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/32...baller-485183/
Guy likely plays something like O8 or razz.
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Old 05-15-2009, 09:06 PM   #1098
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Are you referring to a thread from a year ago or something?
Oh, lol, sorry...guess I'm a bit late by a year or so. Was looking for your pooh-bah post, and found a travel forum post

No worries...
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Old 05-15-2009, 09:10 PM   #1099
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All the lawyers I have talked too are not interested. Yeah that bill was for a 5 block ambulance ride and for them to put a band aid on a cut. My Health insurance shoiuld cover a lot of it but that is ****ing rediculous. That's more than Filthy makes in a year!
haha

Oh dude, I had a dream about Filthy the other night. How ****ing ******ed (and gay) is that? I don't remember much. Just that we were on some acting stage and he had dirty ass dreadlocks, and in true Russian fashion, was speaking some nonsense. Think the whole thing was due to those Pinko quotes he posted.
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OMG the season 2 finale of Alias is awesome!!
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