I can say "Two Gin and Tonics please" in 11 languages and dialects.

Wrong drink!

I'm old, I drink old people drinks.

i speak russian


also, i am playing in the omaha hu sats and i don't even know how to play omaha hahahaa!

*edit* **** it's pot limit. ****

second edit 12 ****ing minutes for the first round of a HU super turbo?!?!?!?! ****ing pot limit. jesus

Well that sucked, got beat by a guy that called ATC pre and only 3 bet me with Aces.

Tomorrow or later tonite can u help me figure out where my stakee is at in RPT event. The site is freakin pure russian would appreciate it.

джин 2 и тоники угождают

sure. no problem. good luck. or "nee pooha nee pura" that is an antiquated way to say good luck in russian. it literally means "neither down nor feather" hahaha! not sure why russians would say that to mean good luck.

the russians has a lot of crazy proverbs.

"if they give, take it. if they beat you with a stick, run."

"sadness colors/adorns only the crab"

waiting for action at 200's aint too bad


Full Tilt Poker $100 + $5 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): t1350 M = 22.50
BB: t1650 M = 27.50

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is BTN/SB with Q K
Hero raises to t80, BB raises to t200, Hero calls t120

Flop: (t400) 2 A 3 (2 players)
BB bets t280, Hero calls t280

Turn: (t960) 6 (2 players)
BB bets t1170 all in, Hero calls t870 all in

River: (t2700) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2700
Hero shows Q K (Ace King high)
BB shows T Q (Ace Queen high)
Hero wins t2700

Here's a good one. Haven't said a word to this guy all match long and then this:


SB (t2390)
Hero (Button) (t610)

Hero's M: 20.33

Preflop: Hero is Button with 8, K
Hero bets t40, SB calls t20

Flop: (t80) 10, K, J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t65, SB raises to t130, Hero raises to t570 (All-In), SB calls t440


GOHARDORGO: bye
GOHARDORGO: gg
GOHARDORGO: c you lkaters
GOHARDORGO: u have flush?????????????????/
GOHARDORGO: u are Coooked
[times down and calls]


Turn: (t1220) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t1220) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t1220

Results:
Hero had 8, K (full house, Kings over eights).
SB had 9, 6 (flush, King high).
Outcome: Hero won t1220

ME: lololol
GOHARDORGO: bye
GOHARDORGO: he what happened?
ME: realize
ME: thats what happens
ME: when u slowroll
GOHARDORGO: oh no
ME: douche
GOHARDORGO: so sick
GOHARDORGO: u are still done

Michard P Raul nh.

it make me so f****** frustated/sad when ppl slowrol me or give me crap on the chat.

Hand #1
Full Tilt Poker $11 + $0.50 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: t1220 M = 20.33
Hero (BB): t1780 M = 29.67

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is BB with 9 9
BTN/SB calls t20, Hero raises to t150, BTN/SB calls t110

Flop: (t300) 5 K 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t1070 all in, Hero calls t1070

Turn: (t2440) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t2440) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2440
BTN/SB shows Q 4 (two pair, Queens and Fives)
Hero shows 9 9 (two pair, Nines and Fives)
BTN/SB wins t2440

It's ok tho, because along w/ sucking out that hand I also learned he's a huge fish w/ an ego, negative SS stats, and will now constantly give me action at the 100's.

[edit]
and who doesn't want action from this guy:

SB (t1160)
Hero (Button) (t1840)

Hero's M: 40.89

Preflop: Hero is Button with 8, 8
Hero bets t60, SB raises to t270, Hero raises to t1840 (All-In), SB calls t890 (All-In)

Flop: (t2320) 6, J, J (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t2320) 4 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t2320) 4 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t2320

Results:
Hero had 8, 8 (two pair, Jacks and eights).
SB had 4, 7 (full house, fours over Jacks).
Outcome: SB won t2320

Hahahaha, this made me lol



Jsbryan: dunno who u think u are
Jsbryan: raise every hand
Jsbryan: think ur some sort of pro

"if they give, take it. if they beat you with a stick, run."

I love that

"if they all tell say you are crazy, you just may be doing something right"

"If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen"

I like where this thread is going.

"if you're running down the hall, and you feel something fall...diarrhea"

I just had to do a search:

Always good to know what you can and can't write in the chimney with...

"If do right, no can defense"

LOL, epic night!

interesting. im learning.

wat

"I can't go for that, no can do"