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Old 05-12-2009, 10:46 PM   #901
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Poker Stars $5500+$100 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players - View hand 120771
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Hero (BTN/SB): t1940 M = 43.11
BB: t1060 M = 23.56

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BTN/SB with Q 3
Hero raises to t60, BB calls t30

Flop: (t120) 4 9 Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t60, BB calls t60

Turn: (t240) 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t150, BB calls t150

River: (t540) K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t270, BB raises to t790 all in, Hero calls t520
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:07 PM   #902
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right he had J9
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Old 05-13-2009, 01:50 AM   #903
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Old 05-13-2009, 02:18 AM   #906
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did that kids leg get broken off?
Ill tell you when you tell me the secret that is going to change husngs forever
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Old 05-13-2009, 04:13 AM   #908
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Do you play poker? If no, GTFO. If yes, HU4ROLLZ.
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Old 05-13-2009, 04:55 AM   #909
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Full Tilt Poker, $100 + $5 NL Hold'em Sit n' Go, 15/30 Blinds, 2 Players
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Hero (BB): 1,530
SB: 1,470

Pre-Flop: (45) K K dealt to Hero (BB)
SB calls 15, Hero raises to 90, SB raises to 180, Hero raises to 420, SB raises to 750, Hero raises to 1,530 and is All-In, SB calls 720 and is All-In

Flop: (2,940) T 5 8 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: (2,940) Q (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: (2,940) 2 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: 2,940 Pot
Hero showed K K (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-1,470 NET)
SB showed A A (a pair of Aces) and WON 2,940 (+1,470 NET)

Always a nice start to the day
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Old 05-13-2009, 05:33 AM   #910
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Ship the Stars $5 winner-takes-all tournament



Yes her boobs are small, but in my case I go face, ass, and then boobs...in that order
hope u gonna win some more mtt, sweeet pic
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Old 05-13-2009, 05:43 AM   #911
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What do you think is tougher? Stars Turbos $22-$55 or FT Regular $20-$50?
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Old 05-13-2009, 07:02 AM   #912
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I get punished for soul reading these n00bs
Full Tilt Poker $22 + $1 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players
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BB: t1265 M = 28.11
Hero (BTN/SB): t1735 M = 38.56

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BTN/SB with 6 A
Hero raises to t75, BB calls t45

Flop: (t150) 3 6 9 (2 players)
BB bets t120, Hero calls t120

Turn: (t390) 4 (2 players)
BB bets t270, Hero raises to t1320, BB calls t800 all in

River: (t2530) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2530
BB shows A 7 (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows 6 A (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
BB wins t2530


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Old 05-13-2009, 08:01 AM   #913
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Old 05-13-2009, 09:01 AM   #914
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games are soo ****ing **** atm, anyone want to do like 100 games at 100$ husng
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Old 05-13-2009, 09:29 AM   #915
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i cant stop watching this
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Old 05-13-2009, 10:11 AM   #916
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Lol,

I was chilling on the bed, playing GTA on NDS when I hear loud screaming from outside the window (I live on tenth floor): "Hold his hand, hold his hand!! He has knife!!!

I ran to the window and see two men wrestling with the other one on the ground, yelling at him that they will kill him if he doesnt release the knife.

Then they start yelling at people to help them, of course nobody wants to come near. This really pissess two fighters off and they start screaming at people that they should at least call a police. People are reluctant to do that as well, lol, because nobody wants to have anything with this mess and fall into disgrace with the men with the knife

finally, some grandpa calls the police and this really scares the guy with the knife. He starts pulling all kinds of body tricks to escape from this situation but he was being tightly pressed to the ground and when he started messing around they began to hold his neck and the guy couldnt breath so he start moaning that he will calm down if they just release his throat, but the second they release him he starts with bull**** again

Police finally arrives five minutes later and they beat the guy up and kick him, then handcuff him. Also when he was already handcuffed they hit him some more and he starts moaning and whining.


Nice twist to the boring day
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Old 05-13-2009, 10:39 AM   #917
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the 3rd pic TakeHerOnACruise
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Old 05-13-2009, 12:23 PM   #918
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games are soo ****ing **** atm, anyone want to do like 100 games at 100$ husng
cmon guys anwhere between $50 - $200 i just want to play
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Old 05-13-2009, 12:27 PM   #919
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maybe somewhere tonight on the $100s nathan have to go to dinner now
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Old 05-13-2009, 12:35 PM   #920
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primo will play 51 games nathan with a 1k side bet on stars

edit , at 110 level turbos
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Old 05-13-2009, 12:48 PM   #921
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primo will play 51 games nathan with a 1k side bet on stars

edit , at 110 level turbos
w00t! does he take ftp action as well? ^^
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Old 05-13-2009, 12:49 PM   #922
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Old 05-13-2009, 12:56 PM   #923
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w00t! does he take ftp action as well? ^^
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tell him FTP is the gayest site ever, and the only way i'll ever consider it is if I get to kick him square in the nuts before every match (51 times)
He'd probably do it on stars he says, tal;k to him on MSN jfc, i feel like the middle man here
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tell him FTP is the gayest site ever, and the only way i'll ever consider it is if I get to kick him square in the nuts before every match (51 times)
+1 for hatred against FTP.
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Old 05-13-2009, 01:29 PM   #925
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Full Tilt Poker $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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Hero (BTN/SB): $1079.00
BB: $2108.00

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is BTN/SB with A 9
Hero raises to $30, BB calls $20

Flop: ($60.00) 9 2 K (2 players)
BB bets $60, Hero raises to $170, BB calls $110

Turn: ($400.00) 4 (2 players)
BB bets $1908 all in, Hero requests TIME, Hero has $900 behind and considering donating....


Can we ever call here? Villain is badish- likes to donk pot all strong hands (will C/F 99% if he misses) and some weak ones. Early on he donked, I raised. Then he c/c turn bet and then shipped river so I assume he had a decent hand there. I've stopped raising most his donk bets as they generally are strength. As I write this though, it seems like a pretty obvious fold. Just seems like a silly line with a K.
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