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Old 05-10-2009, 05:20 PM   #751
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Re: ****May LC Thread****NSFW

and oh yeah, max value imo

Full Tilt Poker $550 + $20 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t30/t60 Blinds - 2 players - View hand 118515
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BB: t2050 M = 22.78
Hero (BTN/SB): t950 M = 10.56

Pre Flop: (t90) Hero is BTN/SB with K 6
Hero calls t30, BB checks

Flop: (t120) 2 A 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t90, BB calls t90

Turn: (t300) 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t180, BB calls t180

River: (t660) 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: t660
BB mucks 8 6
Hero shows K 6 (a pair of Fives)
Hero wins t660
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Old 05-10-2009, 05:26 PM   #752
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are there any sites with rakeback who have super turbo hu sng's? titan has them but no rakeback iirc
almost all sites on ipoker have rakeback, only its not official, u just get the deal from someone else, theres many pplz and other sites offering it, it goes up to 60% in some cases,
but considering hand u just posted, thers proly no games at all at the level u play esp super turbos
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Old 05-10-2009, 05:38 PM   #753
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well i play the $220s and $550s now i'll go see what ipoker has to offer thanks for respons
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wrong ryan
No you
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Old 05-10-2009, 07:26 PM   #755
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People openshoving on the $550s.
Mbn, unless they win half of them =/

Hand #1
Full Tilt Poker $550 + $20 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players - View hand 118528
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Hero (BB): t1910 M = 42.44
BTN/SB: t1090 M = 24.22

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BB with K K
BTN/SB raises to t1090 all in, Hero calls t1060

Flop: (t2180) 8 7 J

Turn: (t2180) 2

River: (t2180) J

Final Pot: t2180
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
BTN/SB shows A 4 (a flush, Ace high)
BTN/SB wins t2180


Hand #2
Full Tilt Poker $550 + $20 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 2 players - View hand 118529
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Hero (BB): t1040 M = 17.33
BTN/SB: t1960 M = 32.67

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is BB with 7 A
BTN/SB raises to t1960 all in, Hero calls t1000 all in

Flop: (t2080) 3 3 T

Turn: (t2080) 7

River: (t2080) 2

Final Pot: t2080
Hero shows 7 A (two pair, Sevens and Threes)
BTN/SB shows Q K (a pair of Threes)
Hero wins t2080


Hand #3
Full Tilt Poker $550 + $20 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 2 players - View hand 118530
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Hero (BB): t2130 M = 28.40
BTN/SB: t870 M = 11.60

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BB with T T
BTN/SB raises to t870 all in, Hero calls t820

Flop: (t1740) 7 6 5

Turn: (t1740) 8

River: (t1740) 6

Final Pot: t1740
Hero shows T T (two pair, Tens and Sixes)
BTN/SB shows K 7 (two pair, Sevens and Sixes)
Hero wins t1740


Hand #4
Full Tilt Poker $550 + $20 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 2 players - View hand 118531
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BTN/SB: t1025 M = 13.67
Hero (BB): t1975 M = 26.33

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BB with K Q
BTN/SB raises to t1025 all in, Hero calls t975

Flop: (t2050) 9 T 9

Turn: (t2050) A

River: (t2050) 3

Final Pot: t2050
BTN/SB shows Q 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
Hero shows K Q (a pair of Nines)
BTN/SB wins t2050

EDIT: not really tilt-worthy so didn't post it in that thread. I'm around breakeven but it's the first time I encountered this. ^^
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Old 05-10-2009, 07:41 PM   #756
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through to round 4 of the $535 HU if anyone wants to sweat a cash player who never plays sng play a bunch of mtters who never play HU at all. KRab42
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Old 05-10-2009, 08:40 PM   #757
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ROFL. My thoughts are the same as that 4 month old's.
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Old 05-10-2009, 11:39 PM   #758
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tarps imo!

Full Tilt Poker $220 + $10 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 2 players - View hand 118797
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Hero (BB): t840 M = 14
BTN/SB: t2160 M = 36

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is BB with Q 9
BTN/SB calls t20, Hero checks

Flop: (t80) T 8 J (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

Turn: (t80) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

River: (t80) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t160, Hero raises to t800 all in, BTN/SB calls t640

Final Pot: t1680
Hero shows Q 9 (a straight, Queen high)
BTN/SB shows 9 7 (a straight, Jack high)
Hero wins t1680
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Old 05-10-2009, 11:58 PM   #759
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a little drunk but
i you pasterbator
and i think bluemage needs an avatar
that is all
if i didn't respect your game, i wouldn't argue with you!

and im sober!! (but still hungover from my party last night)
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Old 05-11-2009, 12:01 AM   #760
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hah! all things end well then!
i still you sober and bluemage got himself an avatar because i asked holla!
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Old 05-11-2009, 01:08 AM   #761
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Re: ****May LC Thread****NSFW

What a ridiculous day.



I started off getting absolutely raped in the 300 chip SAGE-out super turbo satellites that they had up to FTOPS:

Full Tilt Poker Super Turbo Sat to FTOPS #9 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players

BB: t255 M = 5.67
Hero (BTN/SB): t345 M = 7.67

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BTN/SB with Q Q
Hero raises to t345 all in, BB calls t225 all in

Flop: (t510) Q 9 T

Turn: (t510) 2

River: (t510) 3

Final Pot: t510
BB shows 8 J (a straight, Queen high)
Hero shows Q Q (three of a kind, Queens)
BB wins t510

Full Tilt Poker Super Turbo Sat to FTOPS #9 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players

BTN/SB: t360 M = 8
Hero (BB): t240 M = 5.33

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BB with T T
BTN/SB raises to t360 all in, Hero calls t210 all in

Flop: (t480) A 5 4

Turn: (t480) 4

River: (t480) J

Final Pot: t480
BTN/SB shows 3 2 (a straight, Five high)
Hero shows T T (two pair, Tens and Fours)
BTN/SB wins t480

Then busted in the first round in that event Q8 < K8 on J88 flop. Won/lost some other satellites, had a minicash in the mini event that tbqh was super disappointing, then grinded my ass off because **** you and **** you too and ****ing triple happy points what the **** ever.

I don't think FTOPS is in there, so -500, but 24-4 to end the mother****ing day to get all of my monies back. I've never felt so degen.

Oh and I'm not good at poker, I play bad, and have a gigantic luckbox. Don't believe the sample size. Ignore the star. Don't even pay attention to the neutral all-in luck graphs, they're all BS. I have imposter syndrome. Do not stake/back me for anything. This **** will stop happening at some point and I will fall off of the ****ing map like a thousand people before me. LOOK AT THIS HAND:

Full Tilt Poker $100 + $5 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players
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Hero (BTN/SB): t1580 M = 35.11
BB: t1420 M = 31.56

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BTN/SB with 7 T
Hero raises to t90, BB raises to t270, Hero calls t180

Flop: (t540) 5 J 4 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t410, BB raises to t1150 all in, Hero calls t740

Turn: (t2840) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t2840) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2840
Hero shows 7 T (three of a kind, Tens)
BB shows K J (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
Hero wins t2840

I'M SO UNNECESSARILY DRAMATIC.

I'm going to go eat a bowl of honey nut cheerios and watch SSS and Barewire win their tournaments. Because they're good poker players.
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Old 05-11-2009, 01:09 AM   #762
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Re: ****May LC Thread****NSFW

I just got a 3hr ban for this. I guess I should be thankful.


your face sucks *****
i hope you get aids
haha
reported
****ing ****
ur a ******
just like that 3bet was a ******
you fagggot
figures
nice flush
u stupid ****
yea
****ing awful
ur so bad
dude
you play so bad
you're an idiot
prop bets
i am up more than you on sharkscope
call then u ****** ****
i dont give a ****
its a ****ing joke anyways
its ur money aways
after i won the 20k from your mom
figures
nice flush



u stupid ****
yea
****ing awful
ur so bad
dude
you play so bad
you're an idiot
prop bets
i am up more than you on sharkscope
call then u ****** ****
i dont give a ****
its a ****ing joke anyways
what a joke
dear moderator
can i not lose to brain dead morons
good bet
dumbass
god
obviosuly
let me run worse
flop top pair
and then vs hihger pair
what a joke
dear moderator
can i not lose to brain dead morons
just giving u fair warning
u time out
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go **** urself mod
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Old 05-11-2009, 01:11 AM   #763
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What a ridiculous day.

Dude, how do you do it? I'm figuring you're playing $100 HU sngs so a -20bi after 30-35sngs.. I would be smashing ****. I smash **** after losing 3 straight . And yet you're +700ish today which is a good day (if you did it for like 200 days = 140k)

argh poker go **** urself, ur so infuriating!
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Dude, how do you do it? I'm figuring you're playing $100 HU sngs so a -20bi after 30-35sngs.. I would be smashing ****. I smash **** after losing 3 straight . And yet you're +700ish today which is a good day (if you did it for like 200 days = 140k)

argh poker go **** urself, ur so infuriating!
See the T7cc hand for my expert strategies.

The day is actually about +200 because I don't think FTOPS is included in there, correct me if I'm wrong. And it feels ****ing great to be +200 after how I started. I feel ****ing great. I swear.

Mother****ing ********* cumsucker.
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Old 05-11-2009, 01:19 AM   #765
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There's two possible reasons why ftops isn't included in your graph.

One is that it just isn't finished yet and sharkscope only logs finished sng's/tournaments.
Two is that you should mark the "all games" next to the network on ftp (right upper box) instead of "sit and goes".
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There's two possible reasons why ftops isn't included in your graph.

One is that it just isn't finished yet and sharkscope only logs finished sng's/tournaments.
Two is that you should mark the "all games" next to the network on ftp (right upper box) instead of "sit and goes".
It's the former.
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Old 05-11-2009, 01:30 AM   #767
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Right after becoming CL w/ 32 left I lose A3<22, 77<AQ, AT<AQ and now i'm shortest in chips out of 17. fffffffffff
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It's the former.
As well as the latter.

Still in it Barewire, TID!
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Old 05-11-2009, 01:40 AM   #769
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What I hate about getting raped by hugely -ROI aggro fish is they make me lose confidence in my game. I would be much happier if my series of matches against some aggro-tard ended in multiple losses for me due to him sucking out every time. It's when he runs me over in every farking pot out of position and I have air every time like six matches in a row and just don't know how to run 0 equity stack-sized bluffs against someone who clicks "bet" or "raise" in response to anything I do, and hero-calls with J high when he's ahead.

Am I being hustled by sick players who've hacked sharkscope to make themselves look like huge losers over hundreds of games?

Or is the sad truth that I still have a lot to learn about adjusting pre and post against hyper-aggros?

/rant
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sigh obv nobody adjusts they just get queens. out 14th fml
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What I hate about getting raped by hugely -ROI aggro fish is they make me lose confidence in my game. I would be much happier if my series of matches against some aggro-tard ended in multiple losses for me due to him sucking out every time. It's when he runs me over in every farking pot out of position and I have air every time like six matches in a row and just don't know how to run 0 equity stack-sized bluffs against someone who clicks "bet" or "raise" in response to anything I do, and hero-calls with J high when he's ahead.

Am I being hustled by sick players who've hacked sharkscope to make themselves look like huge losers over hundreds of games?

Or is the sad truth that I still have a lot to learn about adjusting pre and post against hyper-aggros?

/rant
When your card-dead and playing aggros/stations, there's not too much you can do and it's completely frustrating coz they just stomp your face in :/

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Old 05-11-2009, 01:52 AM   #772
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So last night I went to a sex club with a female friend. Theme on this night was heaven/hell. You can't go alone, have to bring a partner. My friend dressed as slutty schoolgirl of course, I dressed pretty gothic with see through mesh shirt, etc. It was also byob which was pretty awesome. Man, that place was so crazy yet...so not. hah. Everyone was so low key in their attitudes everything seemed normal but the stuff going on around you was not normal at all.

My first time there and the entrance was pretty well hidden in a dark doorstoop, no signs, outside lights, lines, etc so no one would know it's there unless you're looking for it, even though it's on Mission St, which is a very busy street. And even when you find it they won't let you in unless you tell the exact name of the party. Prevents accidental guests I suppose. The place is actually a house/flat that has been transformed into this crazy little place.

First got there and they will hold your beer for you. Then they had a couple performances in small room. Afterwards once the drinks got flowing the and dj started playing musics things got pretty sexual pretty fast. My friend and I were standing in the hall waiting to go the bathroom and off to the side saw some girls dancing on a pole with her skirt hiked up to her stomach and not wearing panties. Nice. Then some girls passed by us with their tits hanging out. Look to me left and right next to me there is this HOT ass black girl giving some white dude a blowjob right next to me. Later that night I saw that same black girl walking around naked with a buttplug in her ass and a feather sticking out.

Some dude who looked 100% queer, but claimed he was straight, kept politely talking to my friend and asked if she would spank him. She declined so he got some other girl to do it. He pulled up her dress and she showed us her pierced, shaved, pussy, spanked her, then he pulled down his pants and got spanked. Funny, dude was wearing a manpanty thong, hah.

We went into this room that had a lot of beds and wooden sawhorse. Some girl was strapped, bent over, the sawhorse naked. Some dude was spanking her and fingering her. All of the beds had people on them ****ing away. Some were passionate, some robotic, some were grunting like sasquatches. Some girls on girls. Even a tranny dude was ****ing some girl who looked like a boy with a shaved head. It was pretty crazy.

Some short, fat, girl in lingerie kept eyeing me and my friend kept saying, "Go talk to her." I just replied, "Heeell no. I am not doing anything with that girl." hah.

I didn't end up doing anything with anyone and neither did my friend. In fact, I purposely did not bring condoms because I didn't want to be tempted. Really just wanted to check that place out see what it was like. It was cool, crazy, and interesting but realized not my thing. Seems like it's more for exhibitionists, but that doesn't realy do anything for me. I'd rather talk to one of those girls, bring em back to my place or go to theirs, and ****. Doing it in front of others doesn't get me off. Also, I'm not keen on how safe they claim it is. If even one of these people has something that **** could be spread to everyone pretty easy since their all ****ing each other all the time.

Who knows, I may go back at some point but if not just glad I checked it out. Was an an eye and earful, that's for sure.
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Should have boned female friend IMO.
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Old 05-11-2009, 02:05 AM   #774
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jesus ****ing christ trank for mod!

when i saw your long post i was like "trank is the only guy on 2p2 that can make an overly long post and there is NO reason for cliff notes"...i was right

your sexytime posts are the ****
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pics or it didn't happen
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