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Old 05-06-2009, 11:30 PM   #551
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i am undefeated in castlewars bitches. 5-0

http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/castlewars/

bring it if you dare
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:41 PM   #552
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guy used entire timebank (90sec or something) then river BOOM

Full Tilt Poker MiniFTOPS Event #1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t200/t400 Blinds + t50 - 6 players - View hand 115437
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BTN: t17129 M = 19.03
SB: t12461 M = 13.85
BB: t10225 M = 11.36
UTG: t16060 M = 17.84
Hero (MP): t30550 M = 33.94
CO: t11785 M = 13.09

Pre Flop: (t900) Hero is MP with 8 A
1 fold, Hero raises to t1000, CO calls t1000, 1 fold, SB calls t800, 1 fold

Flop: (t3700) 6 5 K (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t2100, CO calls t2100, SB folds

Turn: (t7900) K (2 players)
Hero bets t8700, CO requests TIME, CO calls t8635 all in

River: (t25170) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t25170
Hero shows 8 A (two pair, Aces and Kings)
CO shows 9 9 (two pair, Kings and Nines)
Hero wins t25170
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:53 PM   #553
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WAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA

Full Tilt Poker MiniFTOPS Event #1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t250/t500 Blinds + t50 - 6 players - View hand 115446
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SB: t3499 M = 3.33
BB: t24636 M = 23.46
UTG: t53160 M = 50.63
MP: t15285 M = 14.56
Hero (CO): t52085 M = 49.60
BTN: t9876 M = 9.41

Pre Flop: (t1050) Hero is CO with K T
1 fold, MP raises to t1234, Hero calls t1234, 3 folds

Flop: (t3518) K T 3 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets t2000, MP calls t2000

Turn: (t7518) 4 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets t4500, MP calls t4500

River: (t16518) T (2 players)
MP bets t7501 all in, Hero calls t7501

Final Pot: t31520
MP shows 3 3 (a full house, Threes full of Tens)
Hero shows K T (a full house, Tens full of Kings)
Hero wins t31520

edit: 24th out of 3222 atm! gogogo!
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:55 PM   #554
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i am undefeated in castlewars bitches. 5-0

http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/castlewars/

bring it if you dare
What's the point of discarding? Only played one game...
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Old 05-07-2009, 12:00 AM   #555
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hahahaha primo talked mad **** about what a baller he was at castlewars and i raped his face all night long
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Old 05-07-2009, 12:01 AM   #556
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What's the point of discarding? Only played one game...
sometimes you have to discard because you don't the points to spend or else you want to save up for a more powerful spell
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Old 05-07-2009, 12:03 AM   #557
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Bryan says:
plz post in LC
Bryan says:
that filthy is a FILTHY LIAR, and I handed him his first loss, so he can GTFO me
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Old 05-07-2009, 12:06 AM   #558
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This Primo not posting thing has potential . . .
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Old 05-07-2009, 12:09 AM   #559
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hahahaha!!! yeah fine. it's true. primo facking luckboxed his way to beating me. he is a castlewars fish. i will rematch him later and crush him
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Old 05-07-2009, 12:15 AM   #560
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Old 05-07-2009, 12:22 AM   #561
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Old 05-07-2009, 12:59 AM   #562
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Old 05-07-2009, 01:05 AM   #563
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Anybody feel like two-tabling NL100 or NL200 on UB? For like at least 400 hands?
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Old 05-07-2009, 01:33 AM   #565
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Old 05-07-2009, 01:51 AM   #566
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2K

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Old 05-07-2009, 01:53 AM   #567
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Old 05-07-2009, 02:43 AM   #568
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maybe 3k will be better...
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Old 05-07-2009, 02:53 AM   #569
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im thoroughly unimpressed by that, grow
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:00 AM   #570
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Eh, hundreds of free videos you probly haven't seen, take it or leave it.
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:18 AM   #571
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Anybody feel like two-tabling NL100 or NL200 on UB? For like at least 400 hands?
I'll 2-table you on FTP if you have money on there
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He can't see your cards on FTP
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:33 AM   #573
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Good flop for my hand?


Full Tilt Poker $200 + $10 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
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Hero (BTN/SB): t1740 M = 58
BB: t1260 M = 42

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with K A
Hero raises to t60, BB raises to t1260 all in, Hero calls t1200

Flop: (t2520) Q J T

Turn: (t2520) 8

River: (t2520) Q

Final Pot: t2520
Hero shows K A (a Royal Flush)
BB shows 9 9 (a straight, Queen high)
Hero wins t2520
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:53 AM   #574
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MBN TN
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Old 05-07-2009, 04:28 AM   #575
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Yeah. Must be really nice. I flop a royal flush one game, but my session still looks like this:

(green line is what I actually won, blue line is rakeback, red line is luck-adjusted winnings, or what I would have won if I had won my fair share of the all-ins)

:/



When do I get to really run good in the 200s?

I mean, royal flushes are cool and all, but...
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