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Old 05-06-2009, 08:08 PM   #526
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primordialAA asked me to let you know that he is deep in a super turbo MTT on FTP. chip leader with 8 left at the moment. and he also wanted me to let you all know the has coming out of the closet and wants grow to post some men in this thread as well.
HAH! His mariage is fake ldo!

and besides:
<3 may
<3 april
<3 all fish every month
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Old 05-06-2009, 08:11 PM   #527
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<3 may
</3 april!! (FU April)
<3 all fish every month
And Primo's cheating by employing minions to start posting for him just so he doesn't have to finish his Poobah post!
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Old 05-06-2009, 08:44 PM   #528
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anyone else playing the $20 miniftops #1?
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Old 05-06-2009, 08:52 PM   #529
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i stay away from those two winner games because i would be so lost when it gets down to 3 short stacks. but i love playing the one winner shootouts.
You know that situation you hate?

That's the main reason MTT satellites are SOOOO profitable if you know what you're doing there.

Because people are ridiculously bad on the bubble.
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Old 05-06-2009, 08:54 PM   #530
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anyone else playing the $20 miniftops #1?
i'm probably playing both since i'm bored

and if you guys ever wonder how the $220 are so profitable, sample hand:

Full Tilt Poker $220 + $10 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 2 players - View hand 115323
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BTN/SB: t1920 M = 32
Hero (BB): t1080 M = 18

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is BB with J A
BTN/SB raises to t80, Hero raises to t1080 all in, BTN/SB calls t1000

Flop: (t2160) A 3 A

Turn: (t2160) K

River: (t2160) 2

Final Pot: t2160
BTN/SB shows T 9 (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows J A (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero wins t2160
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i'm probably playing both since i'm bored

and if you guys ever wonder how the $220 are so profitable, sample hand:

Full Tilt Poker $220 + $10 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 2 players - View hand 115323
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BTN/SB: t1920 M = 32
Hero (BB): t1080 M = 18

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is BB with J A
BTN/SB raises to t80, Hero raises to t1080 all in, BTN/SB calls t1000

Flop: (t2160) A 3 A

Turn: (t2160) K

River: (t2160) 2

Final Pot: t2160
BTN/SB shows T 9 (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows J A (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero wins t2160
You really need to teach me that rungood ****. When I get here, the flop comes TTT.

:/

I keep forgetting to yell "pair the board" though. guess I can't progress in the program if I can't even follow lesson #1.
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You know that situation you hate?

That's the main reason MTT satellites are SOOOO profitable if you know what you're doing there.

Because people are ridiculously bad on the bubble.
yeah other people might be even worse than i am there, but i really don't feel comfortable short stacked with two winners and one loser.
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yes, to all people: if you want to win a race, just yell "pair the board" to your screen
free lesson 1
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Old 05-06-2009, 09:12 PM   #534
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primordialAA asked me to let you know that he is deep in a super turbo MTT on FTP. chip leader with 8 left at the moment. and he also wanted me to let you all know the has coming out of the closet and wants grow to post some men in this thread as well.
What's his ftp sn?
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Old 05-06-2009, 09:17 PM   #535
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What's his ftp sn?
it's primordialaa

he finished 2nd in the tourney. he got down to HU and got pwned. primo is such a donkey heads up.

seriously though, primo played really well. he made some great reads and adjusted very nicely to the donks at his tables. he also ran like jesus. when he got HU he was like a 3 to 1 chip dog or something and maybe about 15bbs deep. not sure of the exact specifics, but something like that.

villain minraised, primo shoved K5. vilain was pretty nitty, i think shoving any two would have been profitable, but the guy happened to have a hand and it held.
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yes, to all people: if you want to win a race, just yell "pair the board" to your screen
free lesson 1
I can confirm, this actually works

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $11.00+$0.50 Tournament, 25/50 Blinds (2 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB (t490)
Hero (Button) (t2510)

Hero's M: 33.47

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, 10
Hero bets t2510 (All-In), SB calls t440 (All-In)

Flop: (t980) 4, 4, Q (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t980) 5 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t980) 5 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t980

Results:
Hero had K, 10 (two pair, fives and fours).
SB had 3, 3 (two pair, fives and fours).
Outcome: Hero won t980
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Re: ****May LC Thread****NSFW

my paypal was infiltrated today by e-commerece compromisers. huuuuge nightmare. psa: if you use paypal, def pick up the secure-id token. prevents this mess from ever occuring.

on the bright side, through my savvy internet prowessness, i conducted my own investigation and determined the perpetrator was none other than some high school junior from ny. i took the liberty of calling his parents and informing them what their son was up to. that almost felt like the 5 hour headache i had to endure was worth it.
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primo:
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Old 05-06-2009, 09:27 PM   #539
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Old 05-06-2009, 09:28 PM   #540
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Old 05-06-2009, 09:58 PM   #541
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yes, to all people: if you want to win a race, just yell "pair the board" to your screen
free lesson 1
I somehow screwed up this lesson...

Hero (SB) (t1392)
BB (t1608)

Hero's M: 23.20

Preflop: Hero is SB with 2, 2
Hero bets t80, BB raises to t160, Hero calls t80

Flop: (t320) 9, 3, 2 (2 players)
BB bets t160, Hero raises to t435, BB raises to t1448 (All-In), Hero calls t797 (All-In)

Hero: Pair that sh*t!

Turn: (t2784) 9 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Hero: SNAP!

River: (t2784) 9 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Hero: fml.

Total pot: t2784
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don't overdo it obv
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:19 PM   #543
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SHIP
i have the image of a monkey atm

Full Tilt Poker MiniFTOPS Event #1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t40/t80 Blinds - 6 players - View hand 115366
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

SB: t3655 M = 30.46
BB: t10655 M = 88.79
UTG: t6355 M = 52.96
MP: t6320 M = 52.67
Hero (CO): t9200 M = 76.67
BTN: t3540 M = 29.50

Pre Flop: (t120) Hero is CO with J J
UTG raises to t200, 1 fold, Hero calls t200, 3 folds

Flop: (t520) 6 2 7 (2 players)
UTG bets t300, Hero calls t300

Turn: (t1120) 5 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets t640, UTG requests TIME, UTG raises to t1500, Hero calls t860

River: (t4120) 4 (2 players)
UTG bets t4355 all in, Hero calls t4355

Final Pot: t12830
UTG shows K A (Ace King high)
Hero shows J J (a pair of Jacks)
Hero wins t12830

doing pretty okay in mini event, normal event not really


EDIT: just cripled in mini, main event okay-ish

Full Tilt Poker MiniFTOPS Event #1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 6 players - View hand 115369
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BB: t3665 M = 24.43
UTG: t10375 M = 69.17
MP: t12985 M = 86.57
CO: t6555 M = 43.70
Hero (BTN): t11950 M = 79.67
SB: t7030 M = 46.87

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is BTN with 9 J
2 folds, CO raises to t200, Hero raises to t650, 2 folds, CO calls t450

Flop: (t1450) 7 J 9 (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets t1450, CO raises to t5905 all in, Hero calls t4455

Turn: (t13260) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t13260) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t13260
CO shows Q T (a straight, King high)
Hero shows 9 J (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
CO wins t13260


Full Tilt Poker FTOPS Event #1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 6 players - View hand 115372
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

MP: t8840 M = 58.93
CO: t5353 M = 35.69
Hero (BTN): t4580 M = 30.53
SB: t1125 M = 7.50
BB: t4615 M = 30.77
UTG: t5952 M = 39.68

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is BTN with Q Q
1 fold, MP raises to t200, 1 fold, Hero raises to t700, 2 folds, MP calls t500

Flop: (t1550) 2 4 6 (2 players)
MP bets t1550, Hero raises to t3880 all in, MP calls t2330

Turn: (t9310) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t9310) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t9310
MP shows 7 7 (two pair, Sevens and Fours)
Hero shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Fours)
Hero wins t9310


HAH! I feel like spamming here for this one time I play an MTT.
And wtf @ QT trying to have fold equity in 2nd hand? lol =/

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Old 05-06-2009, 10:28 PM   #544
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**** you miniftops
No Limit Holdem Tournament
MiniFTOPS Event #1
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG (8152)
Hero (UTG 1) (6345)
CO (8435)
BTN (13800)
SB (7013)
BB (3025)

Blinds: 50/100

Pre-flop: (150, 6 players) Hero is UTG 1 4 4
1 fold, BTN says "nh", Hero raises to 200, CO calls 200, 1 fold, SB calls 150, BB calls 100

Flop: 8 4 5 (800, 4 players)
UTG says "i SOO figured you for the rattin A", SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets 450, 1 fold, SB calls 450, UTG says "my reads are so off tonight..this is not good.", BB folds

Turn: 3 (1,700, 2 players)
SB checks, BTN says "haha", Hero bets 1,200, SB goes all-in 6,363, Hero goes all-in 4,495

River: Q (13,758, 2 players)
UTG says "i usually cant play worth beans..but my reads are spot on"

Final Pot: 13,090
SB shows: 8 8
Hero shows: 4 4

SB wins 13,758 ( won 6,745 )
CO lost -200
BB lost -200
Hero lost -6,345
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went 8-0 after this gem. ill take the beat everytime!

Poker Stars $110+$5 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
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Hero (BTN/SB): t1500 M = 50
BB: t1500 M = 50

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with A A
Hero raises to t60, BB raises to t180, Hero calls t120

Flop: (t360) 8 J 5 (2 players)
BB bets t340, Hero raises to t1320 all in, BB calls t980 all in

Turn: (t3000) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t3000) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t3000
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
BB shows K K (three of a kind, Kings)
BB wins t3000
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went 8-0 after this gem. ill take the beat everytime!
I agree. I get so much more tilted losing to an idiot's 5bet shove with A4o or 33 than a legitimate cooler hand with my AA against QQ+.
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