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05-06-2009 , 08:41 AM

#476

mjw006

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,878

Quote:

Originally Posted by TNixon

OMFG

I seriously don't think I've *ever* seen anybody fold in this situation before, and I have played an absolute ****TON of hands:

Full Tilt Poker $200 + $10 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: t1400 M = 46.67
Hero (BTN/SB): t1600 M = 53.33

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with 3

A

Hero raises to t60, BB raises to t160, Hero calls t100

Flop: (t320) J

K

A

(2 players)
BB bets t180, Hero calls t180

Turn: (t680) T

(2 players)
BB bets t380, Hero calls t380

River: (t1440) Q

(2 players)
BB bets t160, Hero raises to t880 all in, BB folds

Final Pot: t1760
Hero wins t1760

Only thing that really sucks about this hand is that the ****er declined rematches after this one!

Obv. he was right -------> You had nuts!

ROFL. W...T...F...

05-06-2009 , 08:53 AM

#477

mjw006

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,878

As i have whinged about many times before in the past month, im in a sick sick BE stretch. Its hitting on 1500 games now. My allin luck has been pretty horrendous... But just some even luck can work wonders... This is how ive run this week, and so far im actually winning some $. The bit thats marked where it flattens is a $800 upswing at the $50 HUSNG's, so please dealer, i don't ask to run hot, just even!!!!!

05-06-2009 , 09:04 AM

#478

TakeHerOnACruise

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 3,253

i hate it when they say sorry after

Full Tilt Poker $50 + $2.50 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): t555 M = 9.25
BB: t2445 M = 40.75

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is BTN/SB with 9

7

Hero calls t20, BB checks

Flop: (t80) 6

5

8

(2 players)
BB bets t2405 all in, Hero calls t515 all in

Turn: (t1110) 9

(2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t1110) Q

(2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t1110
Hero shows 9

7

(a straight, Nine high)
BB shows T

J

(a straight, Queen high)
BB wins t1110

05-06-2009 , 09:34 AM

#479

sejje

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Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 6,426

Is someone editing Grow's last few posts and putting in 100% certified DISGUSTING ****?

05-06-2009 , 09:51 AM

#480

mjw006

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,878

I agree, his last few certainly haven't been his finest... But he is Grow, and he will bounce back imo.

05-06-2009 , 10:36 AM

#481

Grow

HU Forum Photographer

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,249

That last one looked better before it was blown up. Other than that though, I think you guys just whine too much.

05-06-2009 , 11:02 AM

#482

sinobrody

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 570

19 fckn 4mans in a row, right after a huge cash out

FECK MY LIFE

05-06-2009 , 12:15 PM

#483

ChicagoRy

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 20,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by mersenneary

If it was confusing: They were just instructions on how to have the "Final Table" background be there; it doesn't install the logo onto the table too.

To clear this up since everybody seems to always spew when I go to sleep:

The instructions were what whoever asked for, how to install FT Theme.

The pic was his table image (designed by somebody I know) and that was the problem and it was deleted. He shouldn't of put any pic up there of course, as he would've had to change his table themes to put up a default FT Theme I believe. So no pic is obviously optimal in this situation for everybody.

Less confusing and clear?

05-06-2009 , 12:27 PM

#484

r1tony

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,061

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChicagoRy

To clear this up since everybody seems to always spew when I go to sleep:

The instructions were what whoever asked for, how to install FT Theme.

The pic was his table image (designed by somebody I know) and that was the problem and it was deleted. He shouldn't of put any pic up there of course, as he would've had to change his table themes to put up a default FT Theme I believe. So no pic is obviously optimal in this situation for everybody.

Less confusing and clear?

Well why is he banned? At least under his avatar states that.

Seems kind of harsh when were suppose to be a "family.

05-06-2009 , 12:36 PM

#485

ICMoney

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Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 8,278

To all the pros out there:

Go buy a mountain bike, a motorcycle, have lunch with a buddy on a Tuesday afternoon or just go sit on a bench at the park.

Poker maybe be a grind after a while, but so is every other job. At least you can set your schedule to have a life.

I'm in the office in the morning and don't get home until it's dark.

05-06-2009 , 12:46 PM

#486

cwar

Free Hugz

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 11,127

Quote:

Originally Posted by cwar

Seriously if you represent a site you need to be very careful with the spam. Subtle spam is still spam absolute last warning.

I did give him a warning, he made it clear he didnt think it was serious and complained about me deleting the whole post. Its not like I wasnt very explicit about this issue. 2p2 is a business you cant screw with that. Mind you I dont think Ive banned anyone else in the last year, this is not a lenient issue and that was clear. Furthermore this is a slap on the wrist (1 day).

Quote:

Originally Posted by cwar

-ABSOLUTELY no URLs, if you do this and an advertiser complains you likely will either have your 2p2 account deleted or name changed, that is straight up spam dont do it
-Subtle spam, using friends, students w/e to ask you questions in public arenas is spam, if you get a genuine question you may answer it carefully, you may not leverage this into an opportunity to spam, if you do expect to be temp banned for a few days minimum

If you have any questions its best to check with me before you do something feel free to PM me or hit me up on AIM at (cwar24)

05-06-2009 , 12:47 PM

#487

ChicagoRy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by r1tony

Well why is he banned? At least under his avatar states that.

Seems kind of harsh when were suppose to be a "family.

Pretty sure he went way over the line privately with cwar after his picture had been deleted. You can follow up with him for specifics via private message, I wasn't here so I can't give you details but seems standard.

05-06-2009 , 12:53 PM

#488

spamz

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Quote:

Seriously if you represent a site you need to be very careful with the spamz0r.

FYP

05-06-2009 , 01:03 PM

#489

r1tony

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,061

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChicagoRy

Pretty sure he went way over the line privately with cwar after his picture had been deleted. You can follow up with him for specifics via private message, I wasn't here so I can't give you details but seems standard.

cool. cwar did. ok.

05-06-2009 , 01:04 PM

#490

Insane_Steve

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Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,843

Reading all the other posts in this thread, I think I can safely say **** YOU MAY even though it's only the 6th.

Also I just made a big cashout, let's see if lol cashoutcurse smacks me in the face again. If it does it can't be much worse than my last 60-70 games though.

05-06-2009 , 01:09 PM

#491

TGSM89

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Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 8,491

looooooooooool, just lost about 5 buyins off this uber-uber-uber donk, then go back to get my buyins back vs this reg

hilarious how the donks luckbox me so hard...

so close to tilting lulllllll, I wish som1 could see some of the sessions I have, is just too funny..

edit: their SS graph.. donated $100 to him

Last edited by TGSM89; 05-06-2009 at 01:14 PM.

05-06-2009 , 01:10 PM

#492

ChicagoRy

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 20,589

To those I was talkig to. Cat figure out how to pm on blackberry but my power is out so we can catch up later. **** had nothing but poker on agenda for 2 hrs.

05-06-2009 , 01:35 PM

#493

The Force X

centurion

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 116

Hey guys this may not be the best forum to post this but I'm hoping someone can't point me in the right direction. I'm looking for a site to play 200 HUNL/Omaha on. I'm an American and want a site that is supported by HEM. I would like a site other than Stars or FT. Rakeback would be nice obviously. Also accepting instant e checks would be great.

I'll ship $20 to whoever's site I chose(once I get $ on said site). I've spent the past hour or so using the search function but haven't found anything yet. As of right now I'm leaning toward AP but would rather find a less shady site. Thanks for any help.

05-06-2009 , 01:39 PM

#494

Radeh

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,854

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Force X

Hey guys this may not be the best forum to post this but I'm hoping someone can't point me in the right direction. I'm looking for a site to play 200 HUNL/Omaha on. I'm an American and want a site that is supported by HEM. I would like a site other than Stars or FT. Rakeback would be nice obviously. Also accepting instant e checks would be great.

I'll ship $20 to whoever's site I chose(once I get $ on said site). I've spent the past hour or so using the search function but haven't found anything yet. As of right now I'm leaning toward AP but would rather find a less shady site. Thanks for any help.

Cake is super soft and 33% rakeback is sweet. Bodog would be my 2nd choice.

Ship to Radeh on Stars pls

05-06-2009 , 01:51 PM

#495

TNixon

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Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,720

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Force X

Hey guys this may not be the best forum to post this but I'm hoping someone can't point me in the right direction. I'm looking for a site to play 200 HUNL/Omaha on. I'm an American and want a site that is supported by HEM. I would like a site other than Stars or FT. Rakeback would be nice obviously. Also accepting instant e checks would be great.

Choices are fairly limited for US players at this point. Stars, FT, UB/Absolute, Cake, and Bodog are pretty much your choices for the most part.

There are a few other smaller ones, like sites on the Merge Gaming network (with Carbon poker being the only one that I've heard mentioned here, but I don't think HEM supports Merge network sites)

05-06-2009 , 01:57 PM

#496

mjtandy

adept

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 999

Will anyone give me 2:1 on chelsea to beat barca tonight for $250?

05-06-2009 , 01:59 PM

#497

The Force X

centurion

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 116

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radeh

Cake is super soft and 33% rakeback is sweet. Bodog would be my 2nd choice.

Ship to Radeh on Stars pls

Cake isn't compatible with HEM.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TNixon

Choices are fairly limited for US players at this point. Stars, FT, UB/Absolute, Cake, and Bodog are pretty much your choices for the most part.

There are a few other smaller ones, like sites on the Merge Gaming network (with Carbon poker being the only one that I've heard mentioned here, but I don't think HEM supports Merge network sites)

Ya Carbon doesn't. Thanks for taking the time to respond guys but someone PM'd me with the answer I was looking for. Hopefully after I get $ on there this afternoon he can confirm I shipped him the $20.

05-06-2009 , 02:12 PM

#498

TGSM89

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mjtandy

Will anyone give me 2:1 on chelsea to beat barca tonight for $250?

wtf, chelsea might even be favourite, it is at stamford bridge!

05-06-2009 , 02:14 PM

#499

TNixon

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Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,720

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Force X

Ya Carbon doesn't. Thanks for taking the time to respond guys but someone PM'd me with the answer I was looking for. Hopefully after I get $ on there this afternoon he can confirm I shipped him the $20.

Which site?

I wasn't actually shooting for the $20 (I've only ever had money on Stars and FT anyway), just wanted to point out that choices are pretty limited right now for US players.

05-06-2009 , 02:23 PM

#500

Radeh

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,854

Quote:

Originally Posted by TGSM89

wtf, chelsea might even be favourite, it is at stamford bridge!

There is no way that Chelsea beats Barca tonight...sadly I'm not into sports betting

STAAAAAAAAAAAMFORD BRIDGE IS FALLIN DOWN, FALLIN DOWN, FALLIN DOWN!! STAAAAAAAAAAAMFORD BRIDGE IS FALLIN DOWN...VISCA'L BARCA!!!

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