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Old 05-05-2009, 11:35 PM   #451
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Full Tilt Poker... The least they could let me do for all the runbad I have in cash games is let me win a FTOPS. Event #10 preferably, but I'd settle for any of them. I'd obviously demand the wizard or frog wearing the jersey as my avatar. It would be sweet.

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Old 05-05-2009, 11:56 PM   #452
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hey how high have you degenerates got in antes in a husng? i think i got to 150/300 before but i am not sure.


edit* antes? wtf? i am out of it. i mean blinds obviously

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Old 05-05-2009, 11:59 PM   #453
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100/200, 25 antes...10min shove-fest and he just wouldn't go down faster.
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Old 05-06-2009, 12:04 AM   #454
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Hayden so hot
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Old 05-06-2009, 12:07 AM   #455
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hey how high have you degenerates got in antes in a husng? i think i got to 150/300 before but i am not sure.


edit* antes? wtf? i am out of it. i mean blinds obviously
Yeah i think i'm the same....


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Hayden so hot
Agreed, someone post more pics of her plz
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Old 05-06-2009, 12:44 AM   #456
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god, so many outs. And for once I thought I got the run hot juice because tenking sat with me. askdljflksadfjslkdaf


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Hero (BTN/SB): $1023.60
BB: $453.50

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BTN/SB with K Q
Hero raises to $8, BB raises to $453.50 all in, Hero calls $445.50

Flop: ($907.00) 8 J 9

Turn: ($907.00) 8

River: ($907.00) 3

mr. luckbox mcgee shows: 66

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Old 05-06-2009, 12:52 AM   #457
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*cry* I cant' beat tenking....I suck at life...he is up so much on me it's sick. he is so bad. arghhhhhhhhh this should go in the tilt thread but **** you. **** tenking. aklsjdflks Why do I suck so much?


wow. I just looked and he is up $3,821 on me. I had no clue I was down that much to him. I've never lost more than 2 buy-ins to one person but tenking is soo bad I can't stop playing him. wow. that baffles me. I honestly can't get over it.
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Old 05-06-2009, 01:00 AM   #458
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dude i feel your pain, i bet im down more to that clown than u
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Old 05-06-2009, 01:13 AM   #459
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100 seats left for the double elimination HU at the Commerce, its on Monday May 18th.
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Old 05-06-2009, 01:17 AM   #460
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Was taking down the instructions on how to put the final table as your background really necessary?

Edit: To clarify this, I understand that the screenshot was borderline (and considering you deleted it, obviously across the line), but the text details didn't break any rules at all and you deleted those too even though it helped people.
do you seriously want to nitpick after i gave an extremely clear warning recently?
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Old 05-06-2009, 01:30 AM   #461
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Old 05-06-2009, 02:01 AM   #462
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I ****ING KNEW IT. I POSTED MY ****ING FT THREAD AND FORGOT THAT IT WILL DOOMSWITCH ME SO I NINJA QUICK DELETED IT BUT STILL GOT OWNED THE VERY NEXT HAND. sigh. 5th place in the $110 super duper turbo for 2.8k. I used to freaking win tournies...now I just get 5th-9th which is uber disappointing.
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Old 05-06-2009, 02:03 AM   #463
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I miss Indy
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Old 05-06-2009, 02:22 AM   #464
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Re: ****May LC Thread****NSFW

Getting back into HU cash as my job winds down (summer vacation imo, yay teaching) and thought this hand was pretty funny, ez game amirite? Oh he tank/called the river lol.

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Hero (BTN/SB): $62.60
BB: $53.05

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with A 4
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 4 4 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.50, BB raises to $5.50, Hero calls $3

Turn: ($14.00) 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $10, BB calls $10

River: ($34.00) Q (2 players)
BB bets $25, Hero raises to $45.60 all in, BB calls $11.05 all in

Final Pot: $106.10
Hero shows A 4 (three of a kind, Fours)
BB mucks 2 3
Hero wins $105.60
(Rake: $0.50)
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Old 05-06-2009, 02:23 AM   #465
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Getting back into HU cash as my job winds down (summer vacation imo, yay teaching) and thought this hand was pretty funny, ez game amirite? Oh he tank/called the river lol.

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Hero (BTN/SB): $62.60
BB: $53.05

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with A 4
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 4 4 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.50, BB raises to $5.50, Hero calls $3

Turn: ($14.00) 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $10, BB calls $10

River: ($34.00) Q (2 players)
BB bets $25, Hero raises to $45.60 all in, BB calls $11.05 all in

Final Pot: $106.10
Hero shows A 4 (three of a kind, Fours)
BB mucks 2 3
Hero wins $105.60
(Rake: $0.50)
calling for the chop?
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Old 05-06-2009, 02:40 AM   #466
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Re: ****May LC Thread****NSFW

OMFG

I seriously don't think I've *ever* seen anybody fold in this situation before, and I have played an absolute ****TON of hands:


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BB: t1400 M = 46.67
Hero (BTN/SB): t1600 M = 53.33

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with 3 A
Hero raises to t60, BB raises to t160, Hero calls t100

Flop: (t320) J K A (2 players)
BB bets t180, Hero calls t180

Turn: (t680) T (2 players)
BB bets t380, Hero calls t380

River: (t1440) Q (2 players)
BB bets t160, Hero raises to t880 all in, BB folds

Final Pot: t1760
Hero wins t1760

Only thing that really sucks about this hand is that the ****er declined rematches after this one!
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Old 05-06-2009, 02:58 AM   #467
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Re: ****May LC Thread****NSFW

played 126 hu sngs today.

-12% roi.

that was fun!
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Old 05-06-2009, 02:58 AM   #468
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He thought it was a tarp
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Old 05-06-2009, 03:04 AM   #469
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do you seriously want to nitpick after i gave an extremely clear warning recently?
I'm not trying to get into a dick measuring contest over it. I just thought that it would be nice if the text portion stayed up because that aspect didn't violate any rules and was helpful for a few people on here.
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Old 05-06-2009, 03:50 AM   #470
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Old 05-06-2009, 04:09 AM   #471
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What does Grow do here? Every 5 posts or so an empty post by him....
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Old 05-06-2009, 04:24 AM   #472
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Empty posts FTW

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Old 05-06-2009, 07:42 AM   #473
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Full Tilt Poker $50 + $2.50 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
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Hero (BTN/SB): t1480 M = 49.33
BB: t1520 M = 50.67

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with 7 T
Hero raises to t60, BB calls t40

Flop: (t120) 2 7 T (2 players)
BB bets t120, Hero calls t120

Turn: (t360) T (2 players)
BB bets t1340 all in, Hero calls t1300 all in

River: (t2960) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2960
Hero shows 7 T (a full house, Tens full of Sevens)
BB shows 5 Q (two pair, Tens and Twos)
Hero wins t2960


king-poker-mo: bad beat
Hero: LOL
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Old 05-06-2009, 08:04 AM   #474
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sweet blown 1.5k+ profits last 3 days let me rephrase myself **** you poker
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Old 05-06-2009, 08:24 AM   #475
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i have never played this fish before... but i just have to lol at his life karma after this

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Hero (BB): t1170 M = 7.80
Hyi_Vam (BTN/SB): t1830 M = 12.20

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is BB with 7 5
Hyi_Vam calls t50, Hero checks

Flop: (t200) 5 Q 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, Hyi_Vam checks

Turn: (t200) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, Hyi_Vam bets t100, Hero raises to t400, Hyi_Vam calls t300

River: (t1000) J (2 players)
Hero bets t670 all in, Hyi_Vam says "wtf", Hyi_Vam says "flush?", Hyi_Vam says "Q?", Hyi_Vam calls t670

Final Pot: t2340
Hero shows 7 5 (three of a kind, Fives)
Hyi_Vam shows Q Q (a full house, Queens full of Fives)
Hyi_Vam wins t2340
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