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Old 05-04-2009, 03:03 PM   #301
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Pretty sick brag today too...

So gf gets home from school and asks me what I'm getting her for her graduation present, I said not sure and she goes "I think i want pole dancing classes."

Thank you degenerate television, I particularly remember her remarking on an episode of King of Queens and some MTV cribs episode with a pole in the room, you plant the seed I reap the benefits.
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Old 05-04-2009, 03:07 PM   #302
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could it be they are playing on the old client?
Full Tilt has always had the rematch button as far as I know, and tons of people time down there too rather than clicking decline.

It really only bugs the **** out of me if I wanted to rematch them.
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Old 05-04-2009, 03:07 PM   #303
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I particularly remember her remarking on an episode of King of Queens ...
you might want to watch this episode of King of Queens. Some people just don't have the rhythm to make pole dancing work!

thats such a good brag tho.
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Old 05-04-2009, 03:11 PM   #304
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Pretty sick brag today too...

So gf gets home from school and asks me what I'm getting her for her graduation present, I said not sure and she goes "I think i want pole dancing classes."

Thank you degenerate television, I particularly remember her remarking on an episode of King of Queens and some MTV cribs episode with a pole in the room, you plant the seed I reap the benefits.
pretty baller

i dont really get pole-dancing to be honest. i've never thought it was a turn on or anything, more just kind of awkward. maybe if it was my gf doing it in the privacy of my living room or sometihng that would be different.

im pretty sure i'd just lol though.
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Old 05-04-2009, 03:25 PM   #305
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I think the time down decline happens if the player Xs out of the window after the game but before the rematch window pops up.

I do this all the time when I lose btw
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Old 05-04-2009, 03:54 PM   #306
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I like to have my pole danced on.
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Old 05-04-2009, 04:17 PM   #307
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I'll ship $6.93 on FTP to anyone who comes up with an idea for my Thought of the Month that I decide to use. If I really really like it you will receive $14.12. Please PM me to avoid cluttering this thread. I'd like to do something strategy heavy, but with a lighter side as well. So far, formats I have explored are :

-> A discussion on levels (DEC 08)
-> A discussion on bet-sizing and skiing (JAN 09)
-> A poem referencing forum contributors (FEB 09)
-> A list of 25 Things that may improve your HU poker game (MARCH 09)
-> An unsuccessful discussion on basketball and slight personal attack on ChicagoRY (that was in poor taste) (APRIL 09)

Gogogogogo

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Old 05-04-2009, 04:19 PM   #308
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PM sent, cmon one tiiiime
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Old 05-04-2009, 04:28 PM   #309
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Flop: ($405) T 4 9 (2 Players)
BB bets $120, Button raises to $240, BB calls $120

Turn: ($885) K (2 Players)
BB checks, Button bets $1,355 and is all-in, BB calls $805 and is all-in, Button returns $550

River: ($2,495) J (2 Players)

Results:
BB Showed K 6
Button Showed 8 7
Button wins $2,450


I'm BB ^^

Even if the villains were writing the HHs....i still wouldn't be running any worse today.
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Old 05-04-2009, 04:29 PM   #310
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All I remember from those posts is "If I were God you would not exist."
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Old 05-04-2009, 04:34 PM   #311
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zomfg......

play this guy seeya2010 that can't play postflop, pushes every edge preflop and shoves JQ to a minraise in 20/40 level with equal stack, I call with my AQ and he hits, every time he fcuking hits. WTFFFFFFFFFF

most tilting players to play, because if you are card dead/run bad you are fuked.....

I remember when I use to run ok........ those were the days!!
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Old 05-04-2009, 04:37 PM   #312
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i saw him sitting, didnt want to sit with him for i dont know what reason
good instinct imo
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Old 05-04-2009, 04:40 PM   #313
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I remember when I use to run ok........ those were the days!!
The Polly Pocket days.
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Old 05-04-2009, 04:42 PM   #314
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The Polly Pocket days.
way b4 polly days... trying to think what avatar I had then... dont think I was even on 2p2 then..

gonna try a new avi.. 1 sec..
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Old 05-04-2009, 05:22 PM   #315
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I'll ship $6.93 on FTP to anyone who comes up with an idea for my Thought of the Month that I decide to use. If I really really like it you will receive $14.12. Please PM me to avoid cluttering this thread. I'd like to do something strategy heavy, but with a lighter side as well. So far, formats I have explored are :

-> A discussion on levels (DEC 08)
-> A discussion on bet-sizing and skiing (JAN 09)
-> A poem referencing forum contributors (FEB 09)
-> A list of 25 Things that may improve your HU poker game (MARCH 09)
-> An unsuccessful discussion on basketball and slight personal attack on ChicagoRY (that was in poor taste) (APRIL 09)

Gogogogogo

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a discussion about your narcissistic tendencies

you can send to HokieGreg (R)
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Old 05-04-2009, 05:24 PM   #316
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I'll ship $6.93 on FTP to anyone who comes up with an idea for my Thought of the Month that I decide to use. If I really really like it you will receive $14.12. Please PM me to avoid cluttering this thread. I'd like to do something strategy heavy, but with a lighter side as well. So far, formats I have explored are :

-> A discussion on levels (DEC 08)
-> A discussion on bet-sizing and skiing (JAN 09)
-> A poem referencing forum contributors (FEB 09)
-> A list of 25 Things that may improve your HU poker game (MARCH 09)
-> An unsuccessful discussion on basketball and slight personal attack on ChicagoRY (that was in poor taste) (APRIL 09)

Gogogogogo

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Didn't even see April's until this post, heh.

I wonder what the forum users think about the rematch button compared to your thoughts of the month.

I think you should make a ratings system for posters on 2p2, that would be really cool.
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Old 05-04-2009, 05:37 PM   #317
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I think you should make a rating system for 2p2 mods--and use it to rate them all.
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Old 05-04-2009, 05:46 PM   #318
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does anyone who knows how to code php wanna send me an IM (cwar24 on AIM)
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Old 05-04-2009, 06:30 PM   #319
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lol I think cwar just blocked me on AIM

cwar, check here: http://www.getafreelancer.com/projects/by-job/PHP.html

most bids are under 1k. i think you should be looking to spend at least that much to make everything work how you want.
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Old 05-04-2009, 07:59 PM   #320
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Running well... a reputable pole dancing class is taught around the corner from the best Belgian beer bar in the city!!
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:11 PM   #321
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If you guys haven't seen it, Season 5 of High Stakes Poker is pretty friggin awesome. Basically Durrr just terrorizes the table and makes sick bluffs and wins monster pots. It's pretty freakish.
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:25 PM   #322
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What is the general consensus for a good 100NL HU coach in these forums? I have checked the coaching forums, and haven't received much of a response from the few HU coaches posting in that forum.

Just curious if anyone here has anyone in mind.

Thanks
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:33 PM   #323
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What is the general consensus for a good 100NL HU coach in these forums? I have checked the coaching forums, and haven't received much of a response from the few HU coaches posting in that forum.

Just curious if anyone here has anyone in mind.

Thanks
Try the "hu regs" thread too.
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:48 PM   #324
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matt126912: make me some waffles pls
Dealer: matt126912 wins the pot (60)
Mientjeuh: xD
Dealer: Hand #12032205030
Mientjeuh: i will
Mientjeuh: with your money
Mientjeuh: k?

lol this guy was so bad and he's still tilting away his money to me xD
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Old 05-04-2009, 09:25 PM   #325
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whats wrong with stars? and why theres only 90k pplz now????
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