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Old 05-04-2009, 03:40 AM   #276
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I have tons of free time, but what makes you think this?
bad joke,


oooooh baby i am about to blow the eff up
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Old 05-04-2009, 03:43 AM   #277
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I love stirring people who think they're good!!! To his credit this guy is a big winner on stars but is really pretty ordinary and is a loser on FTP. This is second match (i won the 1st) and then this...

No Limit Holdem Tournament
$50 + $2.50 Heads Up Sit & Go
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN sheket (2245)
BB Hero (755)

Blinds: 20/40

Pre-flop: (60, 2 players) Hero is BB 9 K
sheket raises to 120, Hero goes all-in 755, sheket calls 635

Flop: K K 5 (1,510, 2 players)

Turn: T (1,510, 2 players)

River: 2 (1,510, 2 players)
sheket says "nice suckout again"

Final Pot: 1,510
sheket shows: A 7
Hero shows: 9 K

Hero wins 1,510 ( won +755 )
sheket lost -755


sheket: nice suckout again
Hero: i was ahead
Hero: mine was suited
sheket: go die of aids you stupid luckbox
sheket: you were never ahead
Hero: thats not very nice
Hero: i was ahead
sheket: neither is this site
Hero: suited is better than off suit
sheket: lol, you have no clue do you
Hero: obviously u dont
sheket: where the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF did you learn to calculate odds
Hero: because ask anyone, suited is better
sheket: you are a fuecken idiot
Hero: u were a caller, not a bettor
sheket: I bet donkey
Hero: and i went all in
Hero: with the best hand
sheket: just go die of aids idiot
Hero: thats really mean for someone who doesnt understand
basic hand rankings.
sheket: lol, ask anyone
Hero: ask anyone what?
sheket: that yo uare a stupid fuecken donk
Hero: u r a fish haha
sheket: play me for $100 next then
Hero: i have to go get dinner
Hero: but when i come back i will
sheket: of go eat a fish donkey
Hero: im eating a fish right now!!!!!
Hero: r u a big winner>?
sheket: much bigger than you
Hero: lol
Hero: thats laughable
sheket: check my name on pokerstars, i am on top of everything
sheket: you imbosil
Hero: how do i check?
sheket: nevermind then
sheket: you dont need to learn
Hero: ok
sheket: just take care of your impeding aids
Hero: why r u playing here and not pokerstars?

Then....

No Limit Holdem Tournament
$50 + $2.50 Heads Up Sit & Go
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN sheket (1535)
BB Hero (1465)

Blinds: 30/60

Pre-flop: (90, 2 players) Hero is BB Q A
sheket raises to 180, Hero goes all-in 1,465, sheket calls 1,285

Flop: 7 3 6 (2,930, 2 players)

Turn: 8 (2,930, 2 players)
sheket says "suited"

River: 2 (2,930, 2 players)
Hero says "ur ahead", sheket says "dumbass"

Final Pot: 2,930
sheket shows: J K
Hero shows: Q A

Hero wins 2,930 ( won +1,465 )
sheket lost -1,465


And...

sheket: suited
Hero: ur ahead
sheket: dumbass
Hero: oh i sucked out!!!!
sheket: dumbass
Hero: nice suckout fish
sheket: go die of aids idiot
Hero: ROFL
Hero: @ you
sheket: thinking suited cards are better %'s than higher cards
Hero: ur etiquette is terrible
sheket: fuecken idiot NNNNNN
Hero: u really think i think that
Dealer: sheket finishes in 2nd place
Dealer: Hero finishes in 1st place and wins: $100
Hero (Observer): hahahahahaha
Hero (Observer): omg ur such a gullable fool
Hero (Observer): aiiight im going to get dinner, later!
sheket (Observer): pot committed idiot
sheket (Observer): but you peorb. have no clue

Nothing epic or anything, but some people just crack me up, i thought i would share
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Old 05-04-2009, 03:47 AM   #278
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Old 05-04-2009, 06:21 AM   #279
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is there actually any way to beat the people who play every hand, never fold, and hit everything? i think im gunna stop playing calling stations.
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Old 05-04-2009, 07:43 AM   #280
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Any 50NL/100NL players that play on stars give me an idea of how many VPP's they earn over say 10k hands?
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:35 AM   #281
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forgive my ignorance but what is a well?!
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:49 AM   #282
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forgive my ignorance but what is a well?!
the "well" is special thread for person (in our case for skilled_sox) in which this person answers or tries to answer to all quesions he's asked by forum members.
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Old 05-04-2009, 09:02 AM   #283
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^ ty, just googled it and found Jman's well... yeh, that would be def cool for this subforum..

also, skilled you play on FT much? screen name there?
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Old 05-04-2009, 09:52 AM   #284
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is there actually any way to beat the people who play every hand, never fold, and hit everything? i think im gunna stop playing calling stations.
These are the guys that get 5 buyins up on me early and i spend 5 hours getting it back. I never quit them.
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Old 05-04-2009, 10:01 AM   #285
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Use headphones. It's worth a LOT.
Yeah agreed; i need a better mouse as well....
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Old 05-04-2009, 10:03 AM   #286
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i'll think about the well. to address all beer related concerns from my pic, it was a heineken at PCA when we were "balling out" at johnny rockets.
lol heinekaments

and awesome chat log mjw xD
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Old 05-04-2009, 10:50 AM   #287
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i'll think about the well. to address all beer related concerns from my pic, it was a heineken at PCA when we were "balling out" at johnny rockets.
Lets address your pic first.. I still haven't stopped laughing.
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Old 05-04-2009, 10:57 AM   #288
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Old 05-04-2009, 11:07 AM   #289
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spamz0r throws down the gauntlet Grow!
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Old 05-04-2009, 11:46 AM   #290
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sheket: that yo uare a stupid fuecken donk
Hero: u r a fish haha
sheket: play me for $100 next then
Hero: i have to go get dinner
Hero: but when i come back i will
sheket: of go eat a fish donkey
Hero: im eating a fish right now!!!!!

LOL
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Old 05-04-2009, 12:53 PM   #291
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:12 PM   #292
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in ur tables
ruining your monday
nom nom nom

No Limit Holdem Tournament
$20 $1 Heads Up Sit & Go
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero (BTN) (1655)
BB (1345)

Blinds: 25/50

Pre-flop: (75, 2 players) Hero is BTN K K
Hero raises to 100, BB raises to 200, Hero raises to 300, BB raises to 600, Hero goes all-in 1,655, BB goes all-in 745

Flop: K 9 T (3,000, 2 players)

Turn: 3 (3,000, 2 players)

River: K (3,000, 2 players)

Final Pot: 2,690
BB shows: A A
Hero shows: K K

Hero wins 3,000 ( won 1,345 )
BB lost -1,345

*this dude was tilting the **** out of me so i clicked it back for fun
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:21 PM   #293
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^lol @ min-reraise 4-bet
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:31 PM   #294
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^lol @ min-reraise 4-bet
he deserved it imo, its very stupid but i was tilted and i knew he was gonna keep the minraise war haha
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:41 PM   #295
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Anyone ever played Goyo on stars?
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:46 PM   #296
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**** poker.

Also, has somebody who plays on Stars actually got rematch? I have accepted like twenty times so far and ALWAYS has opponent timed down. WTF, why don't you just hit decline, *******!? There must be some pshychological reason for this stalling, I mean why does *everybody* time down instead of hitting decline????
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:48 PM   #297
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i think i have the swine flu
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:55 PM   #298
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**** poker.

Also, has somebody who plays on Stars actually got rematch? I have accepted like twenty times so far and ALWAYS has opponent timed down. WTF, why don't you just hit decline, *******!? There must be some pshychological reason for this stalling, I mean why does *everybody* time down instead of hitting decline????
could it be they are playing on the old client?
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:56 PM   #299
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Hmm. I thought updates are mandatory, meaning you terminate program if you cancel an update.
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Old 05-04-2009, 03:02 PM   #300
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No, updates are not mandatory, at least not until a bunch of updates are piled on.

I update manually, so sometimes I go a few months without updating my stars client and eventually they make me update it.
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