My reputation precedes me but my gravy train isn't that big. That's black man status.

Yeah, sorry, forgot about that. I'd imagine your gravy train's more like this:



Random statement: Whoever decided to create those smiley banner adds that scream "helloooooooo" deserves to get hit by a bus!!!

Pretty sure this is the closest thing I have to a pooh-bah post.

I could probably answer the questions you asked in this thread, but I'm pretty sure ChicagoRy would temp-ban me

Would be a cool way to test the "bad words" filter though...



Swedish vs English nightclubs (and omg it's so true)

i love people who have no clue how to play 12-25bb's deep

Full Tilt Poker $550 + $20 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 2 players - View hand 124204
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BTN/SB: t2164 M = 28.85
Hero (BB): t836 M = 11.15

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BB with Q A
BTN/SB raises to t150, Hero raises to t836 all in, BTN/SB calls t686

Flop: (t1672) T K 8

Turn: (t1672) 6

River: (t1672) 9

Final Pot: t1672
BTN/SB shows J 7 (a straight, Jack high)
Hero shows Q A (Ace King high)
BTN/SB wins t1672

Wow... Downswings DO happen in HUSNG's, and I CAN run way under EV and run into cooler after cooler, match after match.

Whew, I guess the last couple days put me back on earth, for a while I was actually starting to think I was GOD.

Anyone played much with 'patrickbaitman' on FTP? He's a pretty big winner over a large sample than insists on sitting me (possibly insists on sitting everyone, I don't know). I'm 12-3 against him but I feel like I'm getting exploited all the time but am just running good.

he's a pretty good player yeah, i remember playing him a couple of times but that's been some months now
i just looked him up and only have one note "double checkminraised on A-hi board with A5 and stacked off" which is pretty lol actually haha

oh how this day just kept getting better. bubbled the final table of the 5r on stars for a whopping $250, $4.5k for first, weeeeee. i can't wait till i get my pc. i need to quit mtts forever and get back on the HU money machine.

Yeah, he does tons of random stuff, I have a lot of notes now. Like he'll suddenly start 3betting trash and showing every time, but I'm not aware that he uses this to any advantage.

hahahaha! you ****! but it's funny, i was in a play where i had dirty ass dreads and spoke russian gibberish on stage.

all you bay area guys should come and see my play in june. you can come for free. it won't be the best theater you have ever seen, but i genuinely think it's good, not great, but good.

AR you can pay. you just inherited 240k. hahaha! nah, i am just kidding. you can come for free too and your friends can come free. i make less than 10k a year but i am baller enough to invite you to my play for free.

Where's it at? Please say not the Exit or some **** . . .

Dude, let's do it. We all keep talking about meeting up so let's go. I'm down for the play Mr. Filth, just don't say it's on the same night that I'll be in Yosemite or skydiving. Go see the play and just chill afterward doing whatever.

You down AR?

http://pokervariancesimulator.fr/

Makes me feel better about my 16 BI downswong I'm on. They're normal even for a 10ptbb winner

lol, 1 of the biggest stations I have ever played..



Full Tilt Poker $22 + $1 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: t780 M = 13
Hero (BTN/SB): t2220 M = 37

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is BTN/SB with 2 K
Hero raises to t80, BB calls t40

Flop: (t160) T 6 T (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t90, BB calls t90

Turn: (t340) K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t150, BB calls t150

River: (t640) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: t640
BB mucks A 2
Hero shows 2 K (two pair, Kings and Tens)
Hero wins t640

took 2/3 of his stack when I hit top 2 on flop and he called me down with 4th pair with c/call c/call c/call line.. lol (lost that hand )




ahhhhhhhhh, good morining, no more horribleness like yesterday, back up to where I was +1 buyin gonna stick with the $22s..

is there an huge diference between the 22 and the 11 turbo? i am more than rolled (up to the 33s with +50BI rule) for that level, but keep playing/improving on the 11s.


i moved from the 6.25to the 11.50 and there absolutely no difference imo between those lvls, but only have played like 300 HuSng since started, so not a big sample.

not really, the only difference is the frequency of spew/maniacs decreases at the $22s,, but there still are a few...havn't met any strong regs @ 22 level.. the biggest difference is when you get to $55, then you might wanna adjust..

yeah I'm totally down.

Read this

nice threat. ty

I didn't notice any difference until I hit the 50's. Was a big difference for me. Once I hit the 50's villain aggression jumped dramatically. I didn't notice much difference between 50's and 100's though except that there were more winning regs. However, if you're a winning player most of them won't sit you.

Anyone transfer on cake for me.. can transfer ftp or stars. looking for micro amount like 75 .. just gonna try it.

Any1 wanna lay me 1:25 odds for young supremacy to make final table of FTOP 22?

1:10 odds for either young supremacy or NEONPILS99 to make final table..

that was funny as

what site was that i would like to ummmm try a prank like this as well