yeah i mean obv im kidding, but jesus its frustrating when they do that

im not use to grudge matches with fish really, gotta get use to it

wtf

have any of you had this happen w rematch button: both players accept and a game doesnt load???

Yes happened to me too one time and it was such a big fish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k437pkDxriA

ok, which one of you guys video blog is this? AR? Primo? Sejje?

3214.

But wow, 3!

At first I was like ZOMG LOOK AT THIS NERD'S ROOM. Then he was talking and I felt like "wow, is this guy serious or am I being leveled?"

Then he was talking about his recycling program, and I realized I was being leveled, but it was gross enough coming from him that I decided to quit watching.

som1 tell me to stop playing the sup.turbos and stick to HU

= bankroll leak!

O, and Jessica Alba for you..

yo nathan, I'm playing 30 pound freezout at Aspers tonight

And school is over for me. Forever.

Now to find a ****ing job

so not fair =[

4's ass is amazing.

Anyone want to play castlewars?
http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/castlewars/
let me know, on aim, Dubois1212

i will pwn your soul on that game. i am on there sometime as filthyvermin, but i can't play now

Don't get me wrong, this girl is smokin', but it looks really unusual that with the way she is posing it looks like her thigh just extends up to the top of her ass with almost no line of division.

Staking people is fun. Now have two people who are super +EV but can't afford to risk too much money on their own in my "stable". A Rays fan down in Florida who tore it up today at the $20s now that he doesn't have to risk his rent money and now a forum reg who looks ****ing badass in a tiedye shirt in his facebook photo (out yourself if you want). I like twoplustwo.

a little drunk but
i you pasterbator
and i think bluemage needs an avatar
that is all

spamz.

Tilt Reducing Music

Cross-posted from BBV: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...5k-day-480951/

I'm just so pleased to finally have a full day of poker that I'm totally happy with that I need to brag about it in two threads instead of one!

Plus as It's all HU, I was wondering what you guys think about the 23 buy-in upswing in one day:

1. Uncommon
2. Unusual
3. Rare
4. WTF?!?



This is by no means an outstanding brag - making $5k is not particularly exceptional. I thought that this was brag worthy as it was all at 200nl, and is therefore a 23 Buy-in upswing in one day. This was all from playing heads-up.

Furthermore, it was on an account that only had $1,700 in, so now I don't have to juggle funds around (which is time consuming and a lot of hassle).

Brag: 23 Buy-in upswing.
Brag: 5k day including rakeback.
Beat: Should have been revising for my university finals.
Variance: I ran $1200 over EV (but it still would have nearly been a $4k day).

played in that 30 pound freezout, came 8th for 60 pound winnings

@ final table
MP limps in, SB limps in, I check with 75 in the BB

flop comes

334

check check check

turn comes

Q

check, I bet 5000 into 9000 pot, MP folds, SB calls

river = brick

SB checks, I shove the rest of my stack (13,000)
SB calls with 44.........




Im not being funny, but the fish online are better than the people that play in these donkaments.. is just funny seing a guy c/call flop, c/call turn for 4000 of 5000 stack with guttershot, then fold river with 1000 chips left when he misses his 4 outter.. hahaha

Congrats Andy!!!!

Sick day :P

I'm drunk in South Carolina.

I introduce the 7-high turn call for value

Poker Stars $11.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): t810 M = 10.80
BTN/SB: t2190 M = 29.20

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BB with 7 2
BTN/SB calls t25, Hero checks

Flop: (t100) K 5 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

Turn: (t100) K (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t100, Hero calls t100

River: (t300) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

Final Pot: t300
Hero shows 7 2 (a pair of Kings)
BTN/SB mucks 6 2
Hero wins t300

(Beer induced soul reads ftw!)