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05-06-2009 , 02:25 PM
Ok, will you give me 2:1 for $10?
05-06-2009 , 02:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Insane_Steve
Reading all the other posts in this thread, I think I can safely say **** YOU MAY even though it's only the 6th.

Also I just made a big cashout, let's see if lol cashoutcurse smacks me in the face again. If it does it can't be much worse than my last 60-70 games though.
Whatever!

All you guys and your sick 48% ROIs in April while I got my ass pounded, and I never whined or complained about YOUR month.

Now May rolls around, it's my turn, and have to put up with all this ****.

<3 May, <^> May-haters.
05-06-2009 , 02:28 PM
Yeh it's at stamford bridge, and I want 2:1 on chelsea. If you want to take barca I'll give you 3:2
05-06-2009 , 02:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sejje
<3 May, <^> May-haters.
+1.
05-06-2009 , 02:31 PM
any of you gays play castlewars? http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/castlewars/ i will crush your soul if you dare to step to me
05-06-2009 , 02:33 PM
I just bet Ł50 on Danny Alves to score at 12:1 - I think that that's a fantastic bet
05-06-2009 , 02:35 PM
Radeh, you wanna make a small bet, 2:1, me backing chelsea? $10
05-06-2009 , 02:37 PM
**** it, I'll give you 2:1 on chelsea, all my bets are going barca's way anyway.
05-06-2009 , 02:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mjtandy
**** it, I'll give you 2:1 on chelsea, all my bets are going barca's way anyway
only want 10 bucks, nothing bigger, off 2 watch the game soon..
05-06-2009 , 02:42 PM
sent you PM. $10 is ok. If anyone else wants action Ill go up to $200 per person.
05-06-2009 , 02:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by filthyvermin
any of you gays play castlewars? http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/castlewars/ i will crush your soul if you dare to step to me
Let's do it.
05-06-2009 , 03:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TakeHerOnACruise
Full Tilt Poker $50 + $2.50 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): t1480 M = 49.33
BB: t1520 M = 50.67

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with 7 T
Hero raises to t60, BB calls t40

Flop: (t120) 2 7 T (2 players)
BB bets t120, Hero calls t120

Turn: (t360) T (2 players)
BB bets t1340 all in, Hero calls t1300 all in

River: (t2960) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2960
Hero shows 7 T (a full house, Tens full of Sevens)
BB shows 5 Q (two pair, Tens and Twos)
Hero wins t2960


king-poker-mo: bad beat
Hero: rematch ?
FYP
05-06-2009 , 03:40 PM
Nice video Nemo





I dont remeber who asked me about my sponsor, but its a combo of me knowing the owner of the site, multitabling HU midstakes meaning I pay alot of rake and also that I speak 5 languages. Good looks doesnt hurt either
05-06-2009 , 03:51 PM
LOL, I'm getting berated in a $5 HUMTT for shoving a flush draw at 50/100 blind levels...by friggin' railbirds and not my opponent who was pretty cool throughout the match even when I sucked out on his KK.

05-06-2009 , 03:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Force X
Hey guys this may not be the best forum to post this but I'm hoping someone can't point me in the right direction. I'm looking for a site to play 200 HUNL/Omaha on. I'm an American and want a site that is supported by HEM. I would like a site other than Stars or FT. Rakeback would be nice obviously. Also accepting instant e checks would be great.

I'll ship $20 to whoever's site I chose(once I get $ on said site). I've spent the past hour or so using the search function but haven't found anything yet. As of right now I'm leaning toward AP but would rather find a less shady site. Thanks for any help.
Tfer verified, ty Force and gl 2 u.
05-06-2009 , 04:46 PM
wtf - some telemarketer called me at work

I just spent $3700 on the spot.

baller or busto?
05-06-2009 , 04:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ICMoney
wtf - some telemarketer called me at work

I just spent $3700 on the spot.

baller or busto?
Clearly a beat!

This is how you're supposed to face telemarketers.
05-06-2009 , 04:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ICMoney
wtf - some telemarketer called me at work

I just spent $3700 on the spot.

baller or busto?
depends what the 3700 was spent on

probably baller imo
05-06-2009 , 04:54 PM
reads ftw?

Seat 4 - MEEE (1,440 in chips)
Seat 6 - him (1,560 in chips)
MEEE - Posts small blind 5
him - Posts big blind 10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to MEEE [Ah 2h]
MEEE - Raises 25 to 30
him - Raises 50 to 60
MEEE - Calls 30
*** FLOP *** [3s 7h 9h]
him - Bets 120
MEEE - Calls 120
*** TURN *** [3s 7h 9h] [4s]
him - Bets 360
MEEE - Calls 360
*** RIVER *** [3s 7h 9h 4s] [10c]
him - Bets 540
MEEE - Calls 540
*** SHOW DOWN ***
him - Shows [Jd Kd] (king high)
MEEE- Shows [Ah 2h] (ace high)
MEEE Collects 2,160 from main pot

[edit] i know i know hh's suck but it was fun
05-06-2009 , 04:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Radeh
Not when they are going to make me monezzzzz!one!!eleven.

Franklins yo
get rich quick imo

not really - but I've been working on a project for the last few months and they just happened to call at the right time.
05-06-2009 , 05:18 PM
I'm not sure if my recent [sort of] prowess at 6-max 2-winner satellites is completely fool's gold or if they are super soft. A reg The Fiend 34 is crushing them but other than him it's kind of meh and usually with a total drooler or two who wants to get the money in at any possible chance early which whatever happens is +EV. At any rate, me and my good pal Scott Fischman (PLAY WITH THE PROS FULL TILT BABY SEE MOM I AM A REAL POKER PLAYER OF SORTS HE IS ON TELEVISION) just took down entries to the $1060 FTOPS. It's kind of fun playing a form of poker where you're constantly trying to figure out what's standard instead of it (rightly or wrongly) being reasonably routine. Thinking about the game theory of common situations in that framework (3 people left even chips, each of us is better off if the confrontation is between the other two, but you can't be unwilling to take stands or you'll fall back of pace and the dynamic changes) is a nice respite from the 250th husng this week or whatever.
05-06-2009 , 05:25 PM
ship the 18:1 on chelsea/draw half time/full time
05-06-2009 , 05:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mersenneary
I'm not sure if my recent [sort of] prowess at 6-max 2-winner satellites is completely fool's gold or if they are super soft. A reg The Fiend 34 is crushing them but other than him it's kind of meh and usually with a total drooler or two who wants to get the money in at any possible chance early which whatever happens is +EV. At any rate, me and my good pal Scott Fischman (PLAY WITH THE PROS FULL TILT BABY SEE MOM I AM A REAL POKER PLAYER OF SORTS HE IS ON TELEVISION) just took down entries to the $1060 FTOPS. It's kind of fun playing a form of poker where you're constantly trying to figure out what's standard instead of it (rightly or wrongly) being reasonably routine. Thinking about the game theory of common situations in that framework (3 people left even chips, each of us is better off if the confrontation is between the other two, but you can't be unwilling to take stands or you'll fall back of pace and the dynamic changes) is a nice respite from the 250th husng this week or whatever.
i stay away from those two winner games because i would be so lost when it gets down to 3 short stacks. but i love playing the one winner shootouts.
05-06-2009 , 07:28 PM
Viva Barca!!!

(Should have taken the bet...dammit!)
05-06-2009 , 08:04 PM
primordialAA asked me to let you know that he is deep in a super turbo MTT on FTP. chip leader with 8 left at the moment. and he also wanted me to let you all know the has coming out of the closet and wants grow to post some men in this thread as well.

      
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