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05-05-2009 , 11:35 PM

#451

Air Jamaica

adept

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 922

Full Tilt Poker... The least they could let me do for all the runbad I have in cash games is let me win a FTOPS. Event #10 preferably, but I'd settle for any of them. I'd obviously demand the wizard or frog wearing the jersey as my avatar. It would be sweet.

05-05-2009 , 11:56 PM

#452

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 60,136

hey how high have you degenerates got in antes in a husng? i think i got to 150/300 before but i am not sure.

edit* antes? wtf? i am out of it. i mean blinds obviously

Last edited by filthyvermin; 05-06-2009 at 12:02 AM.

05-05-2009 , 11:59 PM

#453

Radeh

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,854

100/200, 25 antes...10min shove-fest and he just wouldn't go down faster.

05-06-2009 , 12:04 AM

#454

NemoInDeniaL

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 5,697

Hayden so hot

05-06-2009 , 12:07 AM

#455

All_or_Nothing

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 4,736

Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

hey how high have you degenerates got in antes in a husng? i think i got to 150/300 before but i am not sure.

edit* antes? wtf? i am out of it. i mean blinds obviously

Yeah i think i'm the same....

Quote:

Hayden so hot

Agreed, someone post more pics of her plz

05-06-2009 , 12:44 AM

#456

Rolon

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,607

god, so many outs. And for once I thought I got the run hot juice because tenking sat with me. askdljflksadfjslkdaf

Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): $1023.60
BB: $453.50

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BTN/SB with K

Q

Hero raises to $8, BB raises to $453.50 all in, Hero calls $445.50

Flop: ($907.00) 8

J

9

Turn: ($907.00) 8

River: ($907.00) 3

mr. luckbox mcgee shows: 66

Last edited by Rolon; 05-06-2009 at 01:09 AM.

05-06-2009 , 12:52 AM

#457

Rolon

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,607

*cry* I cant' beat tenking....I suck at life...he is up so much on me it's sick. he is so bad. arghhhhhhhhh this should go in the tilt thread but **** you. **** tenking. aklsjdflks Why do I suck so much?

wow. I just looked and he is up $3,821 on me. I had no clue I was down that much to him. I've never lost more than 2 buy-ins to one person but tenking is soo bad I can't stop playing him. wow. that baffles me. I honestly can't get over it.

05-06-2009 , 01:00 AM

#458

putdaWHUMPonum

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,338

dude i feel your pain, i bet im down more to that clown than u

05-06-2009 , 01:13 AM

#459

another_rack

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 9,458

100 seats left for the double elimination HU at the Commerce, its on Monday May 18th.

05-06-2009 , 01:17 AM

#460

cwar

Free Hugz

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 11,127

Quote:

Originally Posted by xSCWx

Was taking down the instructions on how to put the final table as your background really necessary?

Edit: To clarify this, I understand that the screenshot was borderline (and considering you deleted it, obviously across the line), but the text details didn't break any rules at all and you deleted those too even though it helped people.

do you seriously want to nitpick after i gave an extremely clear warning recently?

05-06-2009 , 01:30 AM

#461

Grow

HU Forum Photographer

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,249

05-06-2009 , 02:01 AM

#462

Rolon

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,607

I ****ING KNEW IT. I POSTED MY ****ING FT THREAD AND FORGOT THAT IT WILL DOOMSWITCH ME SO I NINJA QUICK DELETED IT BUT STILL GOT OWNED THE VERY NEXT HAND. sigh. 5th place in the $110 super duper turbo for 2.8k. I used to freaking win tournies...now I just get 5th-9th which is uber disappointing.

05-06-2009 , 02:03 AM

#463

another_rack

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 9,458

I miss Indy

05-06-2009 , 02:22 AM

#464

minnesotasam

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 12,582

Getting back into HU cash as my job winds down (summer vacation imo, yay teaching) and thought this hand was pretty funny, ez game amirite? Oh he tank/called the river lol.

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): $62.60
BB: $53.05

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with A

4

Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 4

4

7

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.50, BB raises to $5.50, Hero calls $3

Turn: ($14.00) 5

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $10, BB calls $10

River: ($34.00) Q

(2 players)
BB bets $25, Hero raises to $45.60 all in, BB calls $11.05 all in

Final Pot: $106.10
Hero shows A

4

(three of a kind, Fours)
BB mucks 2

3

Hero wins $105.60
(Rake: $0.50)

05-06-2009 , 02:23 AM

#465

another_rack

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 9,458

Quote:

Originally Posted by minnesotasam

Getting back into HU cash as my job winds down (summer vacation imo, yay teaching) and thought this hand was pretty funny, ez game amirite? Oh he tank/called the river lol.

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): $62.60
BB: $53.05

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with A

4

Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 4

4

7

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.50, BB raises to $5.50, Hero calls $3

Turn: ($14.00) 5

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $10, BB calls $10

River: ($34.00) Q

(2 players)
BB bets $25, Hero raises to $45.60 all in, BB calls $11.05 all in

Final Pot: $106.10
Hero shows A

4

(three of a kind, Fours)
BB mucks 2

3

Hero wins $105.60
(Rake: $0.50)

calling for the chop?

05-06-2009 , 02:40 AM

#466

TNixon

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,720

OMFG

I seriously don't think I've *ever* seen anybody fold in this situation before, and I have played an absolute ****TON of hands:

Full Tilt Poker $200 + $10 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: t1400 M = 46.67
Hero (BTN/SB): t1600 M = 53.33

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with 3

A

Hero raises to t60, BB raises to t160, Hero calls t100

Flop: (t320) J

K

A

(2 players)
BB bets t180, Hero calls t180

Turn: (t680) T

(2 players)
BB bets t380, Hero calls t380

River: (t1440) Q

(2 players)
BB bets t160, Hero raises to t880 all in, BB folds

Final Pot: t1760
Hero wins t1760

Only thing that really sucks about this hand is that the ****er declined rematches after this one!

05-06-2009 , 02:58 AM

#467

Pasterbator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 10,241

played 126 hu sngs today.

-12% roi.

that was fun!

05-06-2009 , 02:58 AM

#468

All_or_Nothing

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 4,736

He thought it was a tarp

05-06-2009 , 03:04 AM

#469

xSCWx

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 5,429

Quote:

Originally Posted by cwar

do you seriously want to nitpick after i gave an extremely clear warning recently?

I'm not trying to get into a dick measuring contest over it. I just thought that it would be nice if the text portion stayed up because that aspect didn't violate any rules and was helpful for a few people on here.

05-06-2009 , 03:50 AM

#470

Grow

HU Forum Photographer

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,249

05-06-2009 , 04:09 AM

#471

Dikane

enthusiast

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 78

What does Grow do here? Every 5 posts or so an empty post by him....

05-06-2009 , 04:24 AM

#472

Grow

HU Forum Photographer

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,249

Empty posts FTW

05-06-2009 , 07:42 AM

#473

TakeHerOnACruise

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 3,253

Full Tilt Poker $50 + $2.50 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): t1480 M = 49.33
BB: t1520 M = 50.67

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with 7

T

Hero raises to t60, BB calls t40

Flop: (t120) 2

7

T

(2 players)
BB bets t120, Hero calls t120

Turn: (t360) T

(2 players)
BB bets t1340 all in, Hero calls t1300 all in

River: (t2960) 2

(2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2960
Hero shows 7

T

(a full house, Tens full of Sevens)
BB shows 5

Q

(two pair, Tens and Twos)
Hero wins t2960

king-poker-mo: bad beat
Hero: LOL

05-06-2009 , 08:04 AM

#474

Nofear47

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,822

sweet blown 1.5k+ profits last 3 days let me rephrase myself **** you poker

05-06-2009 , 08:24 AM

#475

jayluf

old hand

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,530

i have never played this fish before... but i just have to lol at his life karma after this

Poker Stars $110+$5 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): t1170 M = 7.80
Hyi_Vam (BTN/SB): t1830 M = 12.20

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is BB with 7

5

Hyi_Vam calls t50, Hero checks

Flop: (t200) 5

Q

5

(2 players)
Hero checks, Hyi_Vam checks

Turn: (t200) 3

(2 players)
Hero checks, Hyi_Vam bets t100, Hero raises to t400, Hyi_Vam calls t300

River: (t1000) J

(2 players)
Hero bets t670 all in, Hyi_Vam says "wtf", Hyi_Vam says "flush?", Hyi_Vam says "Q?", Hyi_Vam calls t670

Final Pot: t2340
Hero shows 7

5

(three of a kind, Fives)
Hyi_Vam shows Q

Q

(a full house, Queens full of Fives)
Hyi_Vam wins t2340

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