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05-03-2009 , 10:02 PM
Grats skilled_sox, nice accomplishment
05-03-2009 , 10:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Radeh
Brag: Hit a bouncer for the first time in my life...and got away with it.
Beat: Had to run like a bitch because they chased me all the way to Elephant & Castle tube station.
Variance: Probably won't be allowed to that club anymore from now on...

All they had to do to prevent all this was to let me leave the friggin' club before 1am. That club's not a club, it's a bloody wanna-be prison charging its "inmates" for crappy music and bad drinks.
Bouncers have the tendency to group together and whip a lot of ass, so running was a good decision.

I punched my first bouncer when I was fifteen at a club in Baltimore called The Paradox. We all(about twelve guys that were pretty much there to fight) got thrown out with the guys we were arguing with and mayhem ensued in the streets. Good times. I've been hitting pretty much every bouncer/male that tries to bitch me since then.
05-03-2009 , 10:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pushing22
haha wat?
stop evading us

we
want
well
05-03-2009 , 10:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Radeh
Brag: Hit a bouncer for the first time in my life...and got away with it.
Beat: Had to run like a bitch because they chased me all the way to Elephant & Castle tube station.
Variance: Probably won't be allowed to that club anymore from now on...

All they had to do to prevent all this was to let me leave the friggin' club before 1am. That club's not a club, it's a bloody wanna-be prison charging its "inmates" for crappy music and bad drinks.
**** THE POLICE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
05-03-2009 , 10:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freakg
stop evading us

we
want
well
AGREED
05-03-2009 , 10:08 PM
05-03-2009 , 10:29 PM
Grow made me feel like back in the 56k days...

damn that picture charged slow
05-03-2009 , 10:57 PM
it scares me how much time you must have grow, more so if you ever decide to stop using your powers for good and turn evil... grats skilled concierge something cool!
05-03-2009 , 11:03 PM
Congrats skilled on SNE :P

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Primo just raped me at Quake when he was using his touchpad on his laptop and on my fav map that he's never played. FML?

$%$%$%$$%ŁŁ$%$Ł%$Ł$Ł^^Ł$
05-03-2009 , 11:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by All_or_Nothing
Congrats skilled on SNE :P

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Primo just raped me at Quake when he was using his touchpad on his laptop and on my fav map that he's never played. FML?

$%$%$%$$%ŁŁ$%$Ł%$Ł$Ł^^Ł$
Use headphones. It's worth a LOT.
05-03-2009 , 11:51 PM
i'll think about the well. to address all beer related concerns from my pic, it was a heineken at PCA when we were "balling out" at johnny rockets.
05-03-2009 , 11:55 PM
Sifosis is deep in the Million. 13/58 remaining, GOGOGOGOGO!!!!!!!!
05-03-2009 , 11:59 PM
This is why he is Sifosis and you're not


Poker Stars $200+$15 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25000/t50000 Blinds + t5000 - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SandroBird (BTN): t1378374 M = 11.99
Sifosis (SB): t2058556 M = 17.90
pokerbrat637 (BB): t816943 M = 7.10
DANIIL09 (UTG): t679572 M = 5.91
Rip_Cheese (UTG+1): t864966 M = 7.52
JET409 (MP1): t1700000 M = 14.78
Hoffsome (MP2): t1324518 M = 11.52
darkhawk-200 (CO): t545274 M = 4.74

Pre Flop: (t115000)
5 folds, SandroBird calls t50000, Sifosis calls t25000, pokerbrat637 checks

Flop: (t190000) 2 T 5 (3 players)
Sifosis checks, pokerbrat637 checks, SandroBird checks

Turn: (t190000) A (3 players)
Sifosis bets t65000, pokerbrat637 folds, SandroBird calls t65000

River: (t320000) 6 (2 players)
Sifosis checks, SandroBird bets t200000, Sifosis calls t200000

Final Pot: t720000
SandroBird shows 3 Q (high card Ace)
Sifosis shows 2 J (a pair of Deuces)
Sifosis wins t720000
05-04-2009 , 12:17 AM
skilled, what school you go to?
05-04-2009 , 12:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dubois1212
skilled, what school you go to?
boston u
05-04-2009 , 12:35 AM
Why?
05-04-2009 , 12:46 AM
because he wants to?
05-04-2009 , 01:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freakg
because he wants to?
Well that's self-evident. It's more like... what is he studying? Is he planning on quitting poker in the next few years and going on to do [a career in what he's studying]?
05-04-2009 , 01:15 AM
05-04-2009 , 01:30 AM
**** em up **** em up, BC sucks?
05-04-2009 , 01:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jayluf
so i was playing ThePhenom919, my internet glitched and i dc'd when we were at 25/50 and i had ~1250. i came back on 6 mins later, he blinded me down to ~255. we've never played before, but obv he's respected player. i requested him to ship the equity when i dc'd. is that request not fair? he explained how 'i would do the same thing' and its 'not his problem'. personally, i sit out in those spots for a reasonable amount of time. but, i mean.. any recourse here?
i would take ur chips too
05-04-2009 , 02:46 AM
yea I just take people's blinds when they d/c and I expect others to do the same to me when I d/c

ruthless game imo

Also **** May, I mean it's already almost a perfect mirror image downswing of the heater I want on in April. I mean, we're talking my May ROI is approaching drooler territory.

EDIT: -41%, I mean you scope someone with a -41% ROI and you expect him to not even know how to read the buttons he's clicking ffs
05-04-2009 , 02:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cwar
it scares me how much time you must have grow, more so if you ever decide to stop using your powers for good and turn evil... grats skilled concierge something cool!
I have tons of free time, but what makes you think this?
05-04-2009 , 03:00 AM
Good start to May!!! God I hope it continues!

Run good here!

Man I suck at posting images. Have to be a link!
05-04-2009 , 03:04 AM
I thought this hand was brilliant. My I must have been bluffing a ton for him to want to keep checking! Way to get value imo!

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): $90.95
BB: $72.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with 9 Q
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 2 4 K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($3.00) 2 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($3.00) 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: $3.00
Hero shows 9 Q (a pair of Twos)
BB shows 3 9 (a flush, King high)
BB wins $2.85
(Rake: $0.15)

      
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