10nl hu is beatable?

ill post me Nl10 graph later

The regs are unexploitable.

I hope it's beatable.. so far it's not looking so good for me

$25 game of monopoly?

Game of monopoly?

I really help this is funny here

Need about 1k on paypal will be very good vig.

chasing losses ?

I just send u a pm

Full Tilt Poker $11 + $0.50 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players
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Hero (BB): t1385 M = 30.78
BTN/SB: t1615 M = 35.89

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BB with Q 2
BTN/SB calls t15, Hero checks

Flop: (t60) Q A 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t454, Hero raises to t1355 all in, BTN/SB folds

Final Pot: t968
Hero wins t968


weeeeeeeeeeeee, misclicks ftw

How to stack someone deep at 50NL
Step 1: The leave in 5 min
Hero: gotta go in 5
villain: ok, gg's

Step 2: make a good call and use chat to tilt...

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Hero (BTN/SB): $167.10
BB: $172.60

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with T 8
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 5 8 7 (2 players)
BB bets $2, Hero calls $2

Turn: ($7.00) J (2 players)
BB bets $6, Hero calls $6

River: ($19.00) 4 (2 players)
BB bets $15, Hero requests TIME,
Hero has 15 seconds left to act
Hero has requested TIME
Hero: everything gets there
Hero: but you been doing this way too often
Hero calls $15

*** SHOW DOWN ***
villain shows [Kc 9c] King Jack high
villain shows [Tc 8h] a pair of Eights
Hero wins the pot ($48.50) with a pair of Eights

Step 3: Run goot next hand and make a bet look like a 5 bet bluff after having many 4 bet battles with air

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Hero (BB): $191.10
BTN/SB: $148.10

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with A A
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5, BTN/SB raises to $13, Hero raises to $50, BTN/SB raises to $135.50, Hero raises to $191.10 all in, BTN/SB calls $12.60 all in

Flop: ($296.20) Q 9 6

Turn: ($296.20) 9

River: ($296.20) K

Last pic was one of the best you've posted Grow.

And man...been doing better at poker lately but **** man, my record with the wimenz as of late has been ****ed up. I'm striking out and left and right. Wtf! I'm experiencing a taste of what each of you must feel each Saturday night. hah. All I have left at this point is my Jap booty call but last time she came over her vagina smelled gross.

Well tomorrow my friend is introducing me to her little Asian friend at a party. We've both seen each others pictures already so we'll see what's up in person. My friend says the girl is 4'8! I don't believe that ****. No way she can be that short. Don't look that short in her pics next to others. If she is I'm just gonna hulk out and throw her through the window like a He-Man toy.

what stakes?

villain had?

Totally agree, I actually looked for a little while instead of my usual scrolling past.

TT.
Is that standard so deep HU? I feel like that's a little marginal so deep stacked. I can see that being 100bb but over 300bb?

yes yes but u did 3 steps. amirite

getting TT 300bb deep is def pretty marginal, especially at 50nl where people don't tend to 5bet bluff, and certainly not 300bb deep

hoping to get a lot of volume in May (for me)
April i played 282 HUsngs with a winrate of 57.4% and im up +$152 so good learning month i guess
I think i ran great at the $10s and like **** at the $22s but all in all good month
Im gonna crush so hard May so keep the motivational pics coming Grow, looking forward your special epic post when you hit 2k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFsjh...layer_embedded

Noah's dunk ^

And this was a nice quick match

Seat 1: villain (1740 in chips)
Seat 2: hero (1260 in chips)
hero: posts small blind 10
villain: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hero [Kd 5h]
hero: raises 40 to 60
villain: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [Ad 7c Kc]
villain: checks
hero: checks
*** TURN *** [Ad 7c Kc] [Ac]
villain: bets 40
hero: calls 40
*** RIVER *** [Ad 7c Kc Ac] [9s]
villain: bets 140
hero: calls 140
*** SHOW DOWN ***
villain: shows [3h 2d] (a pair of Aces)
hero: shows [Kd 5h] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
hero collected 480 from pot

Seat 1: villain (1410 in chips)
Seat 2: hero (1590 in chips)
hero: posts small blind 10
villain: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hero [Ts 7c]
hero: raises 40 to 60
villain: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [5s 3h 3d]
villain: checks
hero: checks
*** TURN *** [5s 3h 3d] [7d]
villain: bets 60
hero: calls 60
*** RIVER *** [5s 3h 3d 7d] [6s]
villain: bets 200
hero: calls 200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
villain: shows [Qd 5c] (two pair, Fives and Threes)
hero: shows [Ts 7c] (two pair, Sevens and Threes)
hero collected 640 from pot

Seat 1: villain (1120 in chips)
Seat 2: hero (1880 in chips)
villain: posts small blind 10
hero: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hero [2c 2d]
villain: raises 60 to 80
hero: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [6s 3s 6c]
hero: checks
villain: checks
*** TURN *** [6s 3s 6c] [Ts]
hero: checks
villain: bets 100
hero: calls 100
*** RIVER *** [6s 3s 6c Ts] [Jd]
hero: checks
villain: bets 180
hero: calls 180
*** SHOW DOWN ***
villain: shows [9c 7c] (a pair of Sixes)
hero: shows [2c 2d] (two pair, Sixes and Deuces)
hero collected 720 from pot

Seat 1: villain (830 in chips)
Seat 2: hero (2170 in chips)
villain: posts small blind 15
hero: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hero [Ah Qh]
villain: raises 60 to 90
hero: raises 210 to 300
villain: calls 210
*** FLOP *** [6s 5c Kh]
hero: bets 1870 and is all-in
villain: folds
Uncalled bet (1870) returned to hero
hero collected 600 from pot
hero: doesn't show hand

Seat 1: villain (515 in chips)
Seat 2: hero (2485 in chips)
villain: posts small blind 15
hero: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hero [Ad Th]
villain: raises 485 to 515 and is all-in
hero: calls 485
*** FLOP *** [6c 7h 4h]
*** TURN *** [6c 7h 4h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [6c 7h 4h 6d] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hero: shows [Ad Th] (two pair, Sixes and Fours)
villain: shows [Tc Jc] (two pair, Sixes and Fours - lower kicker)
hero collected 1030 from pot

best hand won imo

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BB: t1280 M = 17.07
Hero (BTN/SB): t1720 M = 22.93

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BTN/SB with 2 A
Hero raises to t100, BB calls t50

Flop: (t200) 4 8 3 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (t200) 5 (2 players)
BB bets t100, Hero raises to t350, BB raises to t1180 all in, Hero calls t830

River: (t2560) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2560
BB shows 6 7 (a straight, Eight high)
Hero shows 2 A (a straight flush, Six high)
Hero wins t2560

weee...500 bb pots are fun. Now one could argue I shouldn't be playing PLO 260bb deep as I suck hardcore at it and I suck even more playing deep but I'm pretty sure this guy was worse at both.


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Hero (BB): $261.70
BTN/SB: $324.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with 5 5 2 7
BTN/SB raises to $3, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($6.00) 8 5 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $5, Hero raises to $20, BTN/SB raises to $46, Hero calls $26

Turn: ($98.00) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $78, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $212.70 all in, BTN/SB calls $134.70

River: ($523.40) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Yeah but did you win?