How about if your ceiling is leaking and so you phone the plumber and the plumber arrives and it’s actually Edward Snowden and you think uhhhr kaay that’s pretty weird but he stays and fixes your leak and so you say oh ok cool thank you Edwerd Snowden and then as you gesture for him to leave he says bro just a second can I use your bathroom real quick and you’re like woah that’s pretty ****ing rude but whatever dude and then after waiting patiently outside for over 10 minutes you’re like ok Edward Snowden what the **** you doing in there and so you go in after him and he’s GONE.