Alright, I was on mega-tilt last night, and it's pathetic, and obviously awful for my game, and health. I am done posting beats in this thread.

If you see me post a hand history in this thread or see me bitch about poker I will send the first person to call me out on it $250.

That doesn't mean I won't respond to peoples posts, I just won't be posting anything poker/bad beat related.

I have to figure my **** out, and get back on the win train.

I'm gonna hold you to that. Gotta rebuild my roll somehow. :P

OMG! BEST. DEAL. EVEER!!!

jfc


Full Tilt Poker $11 + $0.50 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t60/t120 Blinds - 2 players
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BTN/SB: t515 M = 2.86
Hero (BB): t2485 M = 13.81

Pre Flop: (t180) Hero is BB with 9 9
BTN/SB raises to t515 all in, Hero calls t395

Flop: (t1030) 7 Q J

Turn: (t1030) Q

River: (t1030) A

Final Pot: t1030
BTN/SB shows 8 J (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
Hero shows 9 9 (two pair, Queens and Nines)
BTN/SB wins t1030



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BB: t850 M = 4.72
Hero (BTN/SB): t2150 M = 11.94

Pre Flop: (t180) Hero is BTN/SB with J 6
Hero raises to t2150 all in, BB calls t730 all in

Flop: (t1700) 4 5 8

Turn: (t1700) A

River: (t1700) 2

Final Pot: t1700
BB shows 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
Hero shows J 6 (Ace Jack high)
BB wins t1700


**get blinded down nothing that i can push**

"Oh cool, a pocket pair! Maybe I'll win this one after all!"


Full Tilt Poker $11 + $0.50 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t80/t160 Blinds - 2 players
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BB: t1840 M = 7.67
Hero (BTN/SB): t1160 M = 4.83

Pre Flop: (t240) Hero is BTN/SB with 5 5
Hero raises to t1160 all in, BB calls t1000

Flop: (t2320) 8 3 9

Turn: (t2320) Q

River: (t2320) 7

Final Pot: t2320
BB shows T T (a pair of Tens)
Hero shows 5 5 (a pair of Fives)
BB wins t2320


fml

It's so unbelievably standard but it's happening every ****ing game god damn.

Do I count?

Full Tilt Poker $6 + $0.25 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t40/t80 Blinds - 2 players
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Hero (BB): t1660 M = 13.83
BTN/SB: t1340 M = 11.17

Pre Flop: (t120) Hero is BB with A 9
BTN/SB raises to t160, Hero raises to t1660 all in, BTN/SB calls t1180 all in

Flop: (t2680) Q T 5

Turn: (t2680) 4

River: (t2680) 3

Final Pot: t2680
Hero shows A 9 (Ace Queen high)
BTN/SB shows 3 A (a pair of Threes)
BTN/SB wins t2680

Such bull****. I get him down to 600 chips at 30/60 and proceed to get cold-decked again. Not a single hand that can be used to push or call, and he of course chips back, sucks out out here, and takes it down the next hand and calls me an idiot. Even at the $6s I can't ****ing win. fml

god hates you AC ON

I don't understand how I can **** up push/fold play so badly all i do is follow nash

variance is a bitch

**** you, poker.

you tell 'im man!

jesus, i thought my 5bi (0-5 start yesterday) @ $11s was running the worse...

i mean, to mention I'm shoving AJ into AK pf at 40/80 blinds.. fml..

yeaaaaaah down like a lot of buyins. (like er, 7 bi at one stake (1 bi over in ev) and 13.5 bi down at another (woo 3 bi down in ev))

gonna take a couple days off i think then move down a stake again and cry a lot.

Full Tilt Poker $11 + $0.50 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players
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Hero (BTN/SB): t1470 M = 32.67
BB: t1530 M = 34

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BTN/SB with J T
Hero calls t15, BB raises to t60, Hero calls t30

Flop: (t120) 9 4 8 (2 players)
BB bets t120, Hero raises to t360, BB raises to t1200, Hero raises to t1410 all in, BB calls t210

Turn: (t2940) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t2940) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2940
Hero shows J T (a pair of Jacks)
BB shows T T (a pair of Tens)
Hero wins t2940


Holy crap. Perhaps the poker Gods favor me again.

Villain was huge spewbox. He'd cbet pot with almost 100% of his range, he'd raise every hand pf when I limped, and he'd barrel pot again almost as often as he'd cbet.

Full Tilt Poker $110 + $5 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players
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Hero (BTN/SB): t1470 M = 32.67
BB: t1530 M = 34

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BTN/SB with J 6
Hero raises to t60, BB calls t30

Flop: (t120) Q 6 2 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t60, BB raises to t360, Hero calls t300

Turn: (t840) T (2 players)
BB bets t1110 all in, Hero calls t1050 all in

River: (t2940) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2940
Hero shows J 6 (a pair of Sixes)
BB shows 6 7 (two pair, Sevens and Sixes)
BB wins t2940

Really, maybe a massive downswing is the best thing for me. I've played at least 35 games so far today with no intent to stop, though I'm starting to get kind of tired. Need that volume, though.

Poor guy. I played this so bad, but oh well results would have been the same. I never check x2 but I knew this guy wouldn't check behind twice, he was hyper aggro. I actually though he had a king and was doing the ole bet if your bluffing check if you have a good hand donk play, so I should have led out on the turn.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, 31.5 Tournament, 15/30 Blinds (2 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB (t1295)
Hero (BB) (t1705)

Hero's M: 37.89

Preflop: Hero is BB with 2, 2
SB bets t60, Hero calls t30

Flop: (t120) 8, K, 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, SB checks

Turn: (t120) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets t30, Hero raises to t120, SB calls t90

River: (t360) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets t180, SB raises to t510, Hero raises to t1525 (All-In), SB calls t605 (All-In)

Total pot: t2590

Results:
SB had 8, 8 (full house, eights over twos).
Hero had 2, 2 (four of a kind, twos).
Outcome: Hero won t2590

GL absoludicrous

I can't use sharkscope because it takes about 10+ mins for it to load on this piece of **** laptop.

Just now I went to sharkscope while I stepped away from the computer for a while.

Then I started to look up all the people I've played against and it turned out sooo many i've played against are sharks.

Surprising I still have ITM score of 70..

My only way of choosing opponent is looking at their name and where they're from. If their city sounds weird and not very u.s-ish I'd play them or if they got a name all in big letters or some foreign name etc.

But many of those players were actually sharks :/

It's really annoying I got no way to avoid them.

Goodbye And Good Riddance To Bad Luck

Is there some kind of rule, like a law of nature of something that says that every time I move up the biggest drooler on the site will sit me, and own my soul time and time again - APPARENTLY - until I just can't stomach to rematch anymore? I don't know why it is. Part of me wants to for obvious reasons, but eventually I feel so humiliated by their gutshots and backdoors that it's just not healthy for me to play more. I hate poker. I'll be moving on down again now for a week, only to get ass raped again when I take my next shot. **** poker.

Thanks man. I needed a kick in the ass.

I vow to never play another nit hu if i can help it.

What's the point?
You tighties tilt me
get out of my face

lol, this dude just kept massively over betting every pot. He stacked me twice in gay fashion, and then doubled me up when he opened K6o to $14 pre, and called my shove w/AK.


Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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Hero (BTN/SB): $119.75
BB: $147.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with 3 3
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 6 3 7 (2 players)
BB bets $22.50, Hero raises to $118.25 all in, BB calls $95.75

Turn: ($239.50) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($239.50) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)



Feels good.