I'm just SOOOOOO sick of all the 2p2 pros snap-judging every hand saying it's poorly played when results are posted and a player loses when he doesn't get the money in way ahead. It's like you people don't even take into consideration the fact I'm likely playing terrible players whose ranges consist of much more than the winning hand.

And telling me "you play so bad" is not helping. It's the most ludicrous ****ing response in the book. If you want to take time and provide a thought out congruent response, cool. If you just want to tell me that I play bad, go **** yourself.

Absoludicrous for president!

1) 36o Hand fold pre ffs. if he is a huge drooler why would you 3bet him pre with that kind of hand (especially being deep where he folds like never) and barrel. and on the river your hand range is probably pretty polarised (and if you barrel a lot and are tilted its like more air heavy). I don't like his call in a vacuum either but you played it terrible iyam.

2) T2 Hand. Either make a normal sized raise or call. I would probably raise the flop bigger and flat the turn.

3) Q2 hand. Nh but river is fold. He has a T here so often and even if he has 2pair you are beat almost everytime? Do you really think he calls a turn raise with pure air to pot the river? lol

4) QJ hand. Bet the turn yourself. Jam river. And why is his flop call terrible? I think b/c is fine there against someone who checkraises a lot. another alternative would be to checkback. but b/c isn't terrible imo.

5) A5 hand. fold pre!

that's only at the first sight.

ABS man, why u run so bad?

if only u run so good u be playing 10/20 in no time crushing the best players out there!!!

You've played how many hands at 50NL and you're figuring out now that running big bluffs is almost never a good idea?

no one is just straight out saying that you suck or play bad, we just think that if you spent more time working on improving ur game and less time posting in the tilt thread about how you run worse than anyone alive, then you might be able to turn things around.

absoludicrous, you should just hire yourself as a coach:

If you're a struggling micro stakes 6 max player or one that wants to learn heads up, but needs some help...Let me teach you how think in a more creative way, become a master at exploiting fish, weak regs, and over aggro opponents.

snapcall imo... looks like the ideal coach for u..

It's just my way of venting.

There was actually some validity behind this when I could beat the games.

I'm wondering what your coach is saying about your plays?

Maybe because you stopped recieving coaching you stopped winning? Just trying to find an explanation.

I'm just on complete shear ****ing tilt right now. Anything I've posted in the last two hours has been a result of complete tilt and not caring. I'm beyond the point of trying to play good. It's to the point of trying to play as bad or worse than my opponents because that seems to be the winning style these days.

I have a coach. I play well when I'm not tilting, but I can't seem to not tilt anymore. There lies the problem.

If you can't beat em, join em

How do you bluff people off sets?

Tell them you have AK, time right down to 5.5 seconds, then go all in. While you're all in, quickly stand up, spin in a circle with your arms in the air, while yelling in a high pitched voice "IIIIIIII LIKE CAAAAAANDY"

Guaranteed they'll fold.

Might as well be the nuts...

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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Hero (BB): $264.35
BTN/SB: $86.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with T T
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $4.50, BTN/SB calls $3

Flop: ($9.00) 8 7 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $5.50, BTN/SB calls $5.50

Turn: ($20.00) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $10, BTN/SB raises to $20, Hero raises to $254.35 all in, BTN/SB calls $56.25 all in

River: ($172.50) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $172.50
Hero shows T T (a straight, Six to Ten)
BTN/SB shows K 5 (a flush, King high)
BTN/SB wins $172.00
(Rake: $0.50)

I wish it would hold just once.

post a graph of ur last 45k hands showing the EV line

I feel i´m on life tilt, running 3-5 BI below EV for the last 80k~
hands on the site with the most worthless players ever.


Last 2 sessions (some 5max hands included)






Party Poker $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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UTG: $429.81
CO: $314.06
BTN: $462.20
Hero (SB): $739.21
BB: $790.00

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is SB with 2 A
UTG calls $4, 1 fold, BTN calls $4, Hero calls $2, BB raises to $16, UTG calls $12, BTN calls $12, Hero calls $12

Flop: ($64.00) 5 3 4 (4 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $44.00, UTG folds, BTN raises to $196, Hero raises to $723.21, BB folds, BTN calls $250.20 all in

Turn: ($1000.40) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($1000.40) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $1000.40
BTN shows 6 6
Hero shows 2 A
Hero wins $277.01
BTN wins $985.40
(Rake: $-262.01)



After grinding him down for the 6th time he gets
his money back calling all 4bets oop (3betting 40%ish) with
any two and cracks the top of my range again and the cycle continues.



Party Poker $250.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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BB: $962.66
Hero (BTN/SB): $1380.53

Pre Flop: ($7.50) Hero is BTN/SB with J J
Hero raises to $12.50, BB raises to $31.25, Hero raises to $100, BB calls $68.75

Flop: ($200.00) T 4 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $105.00, BB calls $105

Turn: ($410.00) 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $190.00, BB calls $190

River: ($790.00) T (2 players)
BB bets $567.66, Hero folds

Final Pot: $790.00
BB wins $785.00
(Rake: $5.00)



After grinding the next super villain he makes a very nice
sized 3bet and a value call.





Party Poker $250.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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BB: $355.33
Hero (BTN/SB): $2183.23

Pre Flop: ($7.50) Hero is BTN/SB with Q A
Hero raises to $15, BB raises to $70, Hero raises to $2183.23, BB calls $285.33 all in

Flop: ($710.66) 7 T 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($710.66) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($710.66) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $710.66
BB shows A 8
Hero shows Q A
BB wins $705.66
(Rake: $5.00)





Party Poker $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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BTN/SB: $87.36
Hero (BB): $1662.20

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BB with A K
BTN/SB raises to $8, Hero raises to $1662.20, BTN/SB calls $79.36 all in

Flop: ($174.72) T 3 A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($174.72) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($174.72) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $174.72
BTN/SB shows A 7
Hero shows A K
Hero wins $1574.84
BTN/SB wins $170.36
(Rake: $-1570.48)





Party Poker $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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CO: $283.71
BTN: $833.53
SB: $1082.40
Hero (BB): $1813.02
UTG: $374.61

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BB with A K
UTG raises to $28, 3 folds, Hero raises to $1813.02, UTG calls $346.61 all in

Flop: ($751.22) 8 Q T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($751.22) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($751.22) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $751.22
Hero shows A K
UTG shows 8 A
Hero wins $0.00
UTG wins $736.22
(Rake: $15.00)







Party Poker $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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Hero (UTG): $1647.24
CO: $239.67
BTN: $168.01
SB: $297.49
BB: $1768.64

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is UTG with 3 3
Hero raises to $14, CO calls $14, 2 folds, BB calls $10

Flop: ($44.00) 7 9 3 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $33.00, CO calls $33, BB folds

Turn: ($110.00) K (2 players)
Hero bets $72.00, CO calls $72

River: ($254.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $1528.24, CO calls $120.67 all in

Final Pot: $495.34
Hero shows 3 3
CO shows 9 9
CO wins $482.96
(Rake: $12.38)





Party Poker $250.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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BB: $235.00
Hero (BTN/SB): $1061.26

Pre Flop: ($7.50) Hero is BTN/SB with J A
Hero raises to $15, BB raises to $45, Hero raises to $1061.26, BB calls $190 all in

Flop: ($470.00) 4 K J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($470.00) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($470.00) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $470.00
BB shows Q K
Hero shows J A
BB wins $465.00
(Rake: $5.00)




3 hands against a super villain:




Party Poker $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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CO: $854.88
BTN: $523.51
SB: $976.15
Hero (BB): $888.80
UTG: $206.31

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BB with Q A
UTG raises to $16, 1 fold, BTN calls $16, 1 fold, Hero raises to $60, UTG calls $44, 1 fold

Flop: ($138.00) 4 Q 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $68.00, UTG calls $68

Turn: ($274.00) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $274.00, UTG calls $78.31 all in

River: ($430.62) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $430.62
Hero shows Q A
UTG shows 9 9
UTG wins $419.86
(Rake: $10.76)





Party Poker $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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BB: $1140.38
UTG: $391.79
Hero (CO): $1198.26
BTN: $195.92
SB: $159.38

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is CO with T 7
1 fold, Hero raises to $14, 1 fold, SB calls $12, 1 fold

Flop: ($32.00) 7 4 9 (2 players)
SB bets $12.00, Hero raises to $48, SB raises to $84, Hero raises to $1184.26, SB calls $61.38 all in

Turn: ($322.76) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($322.76) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $322.76
Hero shows T 7
SB shows 9 9
SB wins $314.70
(Rake: $8.06)





Party Poker $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
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SB: $780.00
Hero (BB): $1184.83
CO: $800.00
BTN: $144.34

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BB with 7 5
1 fold, BTN calls $4, 1 fold, Hero checks

Flop: ($10.00) 8 6 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $12.00, BTN calls $12

Turn: ($34.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $34.00, BTN calls $34

River: ($102.00) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $1134.83, BTN calls $94.34 all in

Final Pot: $290.68
Hero shows 7 5
BTN shows 9 8
BTN wins $283.42
(Rake: $7.26)


Rake wins.

lol you're running 3-5bi below EV? maybe if it was 35bi it would be worth whining about

ah, i meant 3-5 BI every session which was an exaggeration.

This is the sickest of all the beats you posted.

Full Tilt Poker $11 + $0.50 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 2 players
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BB: t1570 M = 20.93
Hero (BTN/SB): t1430 M = 19.07

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BTN/SB with 7 8
Hero raises to t100, BB calls t50

Flop: (t200) 4 A 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t100, BB calls t100

Turn: (t400) 8 (2 players)
BB bets t250, Hero raises to t1150, BB raises to t1370 all in, Hero calls t80 all in

River: (t2860) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2860
BB shows 3 A (two pair, Aces and Fours)
Hero shows 7 8 (two pair, Eights and Sevens)
BB wins t2860


sigh

fml

getting owned by the biggest ****ing droolers down to 14 buyins at the 11s

<snip>

E: dont know how i messed this one up... was another AI on turn where of he catchx 2pair on the river

And of course, same ****ing donk another two games I get him down to 5bb 2-3 times in each match and he just wins flips until he comes bakc and i grind him down and he just keeps ocmingf back until he wins fml fml fml fml fml

Full Tilt Poker $11 + $0.50 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players
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BB: t1665 M = 37
Hero (BTN/SB): t1335 M = 29.67

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BTN/SB with K J
Hero raises to t60, BB raises to t180, Hero calls t120

Flop: (t360) J 6 J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t270, BB calls t270

Turn: (t900) 2 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t440, BB raises to t880, Hero raises to t885 all in, BB calls t5

River: (t2670) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2670
BB shows 6 J (a full house, Jacks full of Sixes)
Hero shows K J (three of a kind, Jacks)
BB wins t2670

god damnit i cant win