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10-04-2009 , 04:21 AM
Good flop call. Really.

This is SO SO sick.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $99.30
BTN/SB: $189.45

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with Q J
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) K 9 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $3, Hero raises to $11.50, BTN/SB calls $8.50

Turn: ($26.00) T (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $20, Hero calls $20

River: ($66.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $156.45 all in, Hero calls $66.30 all in

Final Pot: $198.60
Hero shows Q J (a straight, Nine to King)
BTN/SB shows T T (a full house, Tens full of Nines)
BTN/SB wins $198.10
(Rake: $0.50)
10-04-2009 , 04:24 AM
whenever i make a bad play or have a bad session and start to lose confidence in my game I just think about absoludicrous and then I feel good again
10-04-2009 , 04:25 AM
Haaaaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
10-04-2009 , 04:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Halfwitted
do you ever actually win?
I haven't won at poker in at least 40 or 45 THOUSAND hands. It doesn't matter the stakes I play, who I play, or how I play. All I can do right now is lose.
10-04-2009 , 04:28 AM
It's like I'm playing FR vs a bunch of nits. Nothing but the nuts is good enough.
10-04-2009 , 04:29 AM
have you considered the possibility that you aren't actually a winning player? i mean i know it's not hard to be a winning player at 50nl but maybe you need to just take some time off and seriously analyze ur game
10-04-2009 , 04:29 AM
Let's lose another please. God for ****ing bid ANYTHING would hold. God this is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOsick.
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $222.15
BTN/SB: $119.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with A 5
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) A 3 Q (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $1.50, Hero calls $1.50

Turn: ($6.00) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $4, Hero calls $4

River: ($14.00) J (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $9, Hero calls $9

Final Pot: $32.00
Hero mucks A 5
BTN/SB shows Q 8 (two pair, Queens and Eights)
BTN/SB wins $31.50
(Rake: $0.50)
10-04-2009 , 04:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by absoludicrous
THIS WILL NEVER END
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): $54.55
BB: $52.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with 2 T
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 3 5 T (2 players)
BB bets $2, Hero raises to $4, BB calls $2

Turn: ($11.00) 8 (2 players)
BB bets $5.50, Hero raises to $11, BB calls $5.50

River: ($33.00) 2 (2 players)
BB bets $18, Hero raises to $36, BB calls $17.50 all in

Final Pot: $104.00
Hero shows 2 T (two pair, Tens and Deuces)
BB shows 8 K (a flush, King high)
BB wins $103.50
(Rake: $0.50)
wtf are you doing there? almost all hands that you have posted are played quite terrible... and maybe u should just quit when you are obviously on megatilt...
10-04-2009 , 04:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Halfwitted
have you considered the possibility that you aren't actually a winning player? i mean i know it's not hard to be a winning player at 50nl but maybe you need to just take some time off and seriously analyze ur game
I'm like two seconds away from challenging your douchebag ass to HU4ROLLZ and I never do that. You're a ****ing condescending prick with an ego that needs a check.
10-04-2009 , 04:32 AM
You are playing so many of these hands soooooooooooooooooooooo bad. Just stop playing now, take a break man this isn't healthy.
10-04-2009 , 04:33 AM
i think that you must be very delusional if you think you're losing because you're running bad. most of the hand histories you post would indicate that you play pretty bad and have a lot of leaks
10-04-2009 , 04:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by YouCantEscape
wtf are you doing there? almost all hands that you have posted are played quite terrible... and maybe u should just quit when you are obviously on megatilt...
Yeah dude, your reads are so sick when I show you the results.
10-04-2009 , 04:34 AM
if you want to play HU4ROLLZ i snap-accept
10-04-2009 , 04:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Halfwitted
i think that you must be very delusional if you think you're losing because you're running bad. most of the hand histories you post would indicate that you play pretty bad and have a lot of leaks
Yes, uh huh.
10-04-2009 , 04:38 AM
no one on here wants to see you go bust. stop playing while ur tilted. if you're going to be playing poker for a living you should try and be a bit more professional about it
10-04-2009 , 04:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Halfwitted
i think that you must be very delusional if you think you're losing because you're running bad. most of the hand histories you post would indicate that you play pretty bad and have a lot of leaks
+1

and being tilted or playing w/o confidence certainly doesn't help your results when you are running bad on top. i'm quite sure that if you analyze lots of your biggest losing hands in a calm moment you will come to the conclusion that you could've at least minimzed your losses.

i'm quite sure that you beat those limits, but the mindset is also part of being a good pokerplayer.


Quote:
Originally Posted by absoludicrous


Yeah dude, your reads are so sick when I show you the results.
well why on earth would you want to minraise on every street?

Quote:
Originally Posted by absoludicrous
Yes, uh huh.
seriously. you sound more douchebaggy right now than anyone else here. you are actually getting quite could advice imo.

1) accept the realities of poker
2) quit when you are tilted
3) try to improve your game

there is not much more you can do.
10-04-2009 , 04:39 AM
God I love 2p2. A bunch of jackass-poker pros that have absolutely no clue what's going on when it comes to game flow, villain style, etc giving advice in these hands saying I played them bad. Have you noticed that 90% of the hands I post I am getting turned/rivered when I have TP+ vs droolers?

Stop being results oriented and look at the hand from an objective standpoint.

I simply show you the results of these hands because they're amusing as ****, and literally happen in succession.
10-04-2009 , 04:43 AM
haaaaaaahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhaha

Poor absoludicrous
10-04-2009 , 04:44 AM
If you posted like 3/4 of these hands without results people would still be asking you what the hell you are thinking. God forbid some people try to help you out when you're clearly not in the right frame of mind to be playing, what *******s.
10-04-2009 , 04:45 AM
absoludicrous, let me coach you
10-04-2009 , 04:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by absoludicrous

Stop being results oriented
You said it yourself.

Seriously take a break man, this is sad.

I guess its what you get after posting a winning graph in BBV.
Everyone take note.
10-04-2009 , 04:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SeanyJ
If you posted like 3/4 of these hands without results people would still be asking you what the hell you are thinking. God forbid some people try to help you out when you're clearly not in the right frame of mind to be playing, what *******s.
I'm sorry but I totally disagree. The hands that I post here are ****ing coolers. Given the fact that I'm tableselecting vs complete tards, and their ranges consist of more than just the nuts a lot of these hands are just gross.
10-04-2009 , 04:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by absoludicrous
God I love 2p2. A bunch of jackass-poker pros that have absolutely no clue what's going on... blahblah
Seriously I am not the one having a problem here I was just trying to help. Go and tilt some more buyins off. This will certainly improve everything. I will quit this whole discussion now tho. You obviously suck at poker (especially at the mindset thing) and your whole attitude is so bad. And that you start to insult those who try to help you is actually quite embarassing.
10-04-2009 , 04:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZachShalack420
I guess its what you get after posting a winning graph in BBV.
Everyone take note.
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA
10-04-2009 , 04:52 AM
I mean really. Maybe NEVER bluffing is the best style.

      
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