Why must poker be such a ****ing tease? I lose $500, then wheee breakeven by winning $500 back. Then instantly after I lose another $500. My recent Sharkscope is a ton of upward spikes followed by immediate downward spikes.

Also, <censored> runner runner suckouts and just general "how the <censored> can they <censored> raise every <censored> flop and when I tilt shove KJ + bdfd on 994 they have T4o and hold wtf"

fsdf;porg,erpog,eeaz

ipoker is officially rigged
goddamn ****ing piece of **** site

**** you PStars you stupid *****piece of **** arse mother****er who ****s on me every time I get in good on the flop to the piece of **** mother****er who thinks he's cute to sit me when he's down over 2k and been playing 12 hours and can run like fv825hcking GOD OF POKER when he sits against me pulling 2-6 outers out of his arse like he's got a ****ing collection of **** reserved with my name on it up there.

K,imgoodnow.

Heads up poker is brutal. That is all.

fk why do I play when I'm working?

I always lose a paycheck's worth of buy-ins in 30 mins.

If any pokerplayers from the UK would take a look at this thread, I'd appreciate it. I'm looking for a financial advisor and an accountant, preferably with experience in the online poker field.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/57.../#post11514229

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Posted in the HUNL tilt thread. Standard.

GOD that tilts me.

aggro people have a queen 100% of the time when they flat this flop right? i wanted to c/f turn

Full Tilt Poker $110 + $5 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: t1185 M = 19.75
Hero (BB): t1815 M = 30.25

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is BB with K K
BTN/SB raises to t80, Hero raises to t240, BTN/SB calls t160

Flop: (t480) Q Q J (2 players)
Hero bets t275, BTN/SB calls t275

Turn: (t1030) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets t1030, BTN/SB calls t670 all in

River: (t2370) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2370
BTN/SB shows J Q (a full house, Queens full of Jacks)
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Queens)
BTN/SB wins t2370

Yep.

Nice one, I run soooo good.


Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $55.90
Hero (BB): $200.70

Pre-Flop: A A dealt to Hero (BB)
SB raises to $2, Hero raises to $9, SB calls $7

Flop: ($18) 4 9 3 (2 Players)
Hero bets $12, SB calls $12

Turn: ($42) Q (2 Players)
Hero bets $179.70 and is All-In, SB calls $34.90 and is All-In

River: ($111.80) T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $111.80 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
SB showed 2 7 (a flush, Nine high) and WON $111.30 (+$55.40 NET)
Hero showed A A (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$55.90 NET)

FUUUUUU*KKKK!!!

Moved to the 50s a few days ago and the last 80 games has been a F*cking rediculous series of coolers and lost coin flips. I've been working my ass off just to keep a -7% ROI but goddamn this ****z needs to be over.

F U poker. I'm ***** done for the day. Time to smoke some weed and play some video gamezzzz

You might want to go on a run... or do some abs or something. I typically find doing activities that make me a fatass after playing poker all day (makes you a fatass) to be like trying to make two wrongs into a right.

Workout--Relieve stress -- live longer
Smoke Dope -- eat krispy kremes & play WoW

lol yea I'm gonna head to the gym later. But nothing wrong with getting high, eating krispy kremes, playing some gamez, and THEN working out...

Oh wellz too late. Feeling good already

F*ck poker

Wow.Blind levels 30/60,villain 140 chips,hero 2860 chips.Feels good to lose

Sit down - lose 3 ****ing buy-ins in 10 hands.

**** this - I'm done.

Break time I guess. This session. AK<AQ twice. A9<A3. Then this jewel.
Poker Stars $22+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: t2005 M = 44.56
Hero (BB): t995 M = 22.11

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BB with Q A
BTN/SB raises to t90, Hero raises to t995 all in, BTN/SB calls t905

Flop: (t1990) A 6 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t1990) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t1990) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t1990
BTN/SB shows 6 4 (a full house, Sixes full of Fours)
Hero shows Q A (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
BTN/SB wins t1990

****kkkk you. you ****ing always get there. every single time. i get it in good all day and you get it in. wtf and then you run and play higher only to lose 800 to some dood. wtf you are such an *******.

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Brag: Not tilted at losses because they're the status quo

I'm currently donating my 50NL winnings @ 100NL

so much fun, really

wow you guys are sick tilters <3
is the HEM EV adjusted line pretty accurate for HU considering its your chips vs him?
im down 9 buyins in EV in 20 games.
all games vs complete fish and standard run bad ftw.

Just gonna get this out...

**** YOU FULL TILT POKER. You've been so good to me over the last four months, WHAT THE **** HAPPENED IN JUNE? Why do you hate me so? How many 15 outters am I going to miss? How many flopped nuts are going to be rivered by full houses? How man top pairs in 3-bet pots vs droolers are going to run into flopped two pair, and over pairs? Why does Ax always bink on AK aipf?

Please let me win again in July, please.

Really ticked off when:

a) They always have the overpair
b) They hit their gutshots and as it's a gutshot you discount it and call their river all-ins
c) You miss your draws
d) Finally, you get AA in the BB and opponent who raises 90% of buttons folds
e) Repeat d) two more times
f) Fish opponent coolers you for 3 buy-ins, you claw 1.5 buy-ins back then he runs away
g) Repeat f) 3 more times in the same day

Fishes are hitting hard against me today... Btw in the first hand he would've snapped with a Q as well


Party Poker $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $390.10
BTN/SB: $362.50

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with K K
BTN/SB raises to $4, Hero raises to $14, BTN/SB calls $10

Flop: ($28.00) 3 Q 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $22.00, BTN/SB calls $22

Turn: ($72.00) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $53.00, BTN/SB calls $53

River: ($178.00) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $301.10, BTN/SB calls $273.50 all in

Final Pot: $725.00
BTN/SB shows K 3
Hero wins $27.60
BTN/SB wins $724.00


Party Poker $200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): $511.80
BB: $198.20

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN/SB with Q A
Hero raises to $6, BB raises to $18, Hero raises to $54, BB calls $36

Flop: ($108.00) 4 3 4 (2 players)
BB bets $144.20, Hero calls $144.20

Turn: ($396.40) 7 (2 players)

River: ($396.40) T (2 players)

Final Pot: $396.40
BB shows A 7
BB wins $395.40