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02-17-2010 , 11:37 AM
F uck off, typical sh it getting re-raised by rubbish then rivering it after his stupid play.

I hate this guy he keeps doing this to me.

He was on 1k hes now on almost 5k becuase hes rivered me time and time again on jokerstars when im ahead of him.

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.25 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t30/t60 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): t3900 M = 43.33
BTN/SB: t2100 M = 23.33

Pre Flop: (t90) Hero is BB with 9 8
BTN/SB calls t30, Hero raises to t180, BTN/SB raises to t300, Hero calls t120

Flop: (t600) 4 9 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t460, Hero calls t460

Turn: (t1520) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

River: (t1520) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

Final Pot: t1520
Hero shows 9 8 (a pair of Nines)
BTN/SB shows J Q (a pair of Queens)
BTN/SB wins t1520
02-17-2010 , 11:41 AM
snipa srsly can i stake u for $50 games so u can make us $$$$
02-17-2010 , 03:34 PM
ya he really needs to move up where they respect his raises
02-17-2010 , 05:15 PM


88s and 115s
02-17-2010 , 05:46 PM
Here's my inaugural post. Did this guy somehow mis-read his hand on the flop (the horrible pre-flop call notwithstanding, that seems almost standard from $5 donks)? Even given the level of play at the $5s, this was crazy.

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.25 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: t1290 M = 43
Hero (BB): t1710 M = 57

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BB with J J
BTN/SB calls t10, Hero raises to t100, BTN/SB calls t80

Flop: (t200) 5 9 3 (2 players)
Hero bets t120, BTN/SB calls t120

Turn: (t440) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets t222, BTN/SB calls t222

River: (t884) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets t1268 all in, BTN/SB calls t848 all in

Final Pot: t2580
BTN/SB shows 4 8 (three of a kind, Fours)
Hero shows J J (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
BTN/SB wins t2580

And I value-town myself to death. *Sigh*, he was calling with 92 though, for sure.

Last edited by justshove; 02-17-2010 at 05:56 PM. Reason: technically not an overbet
02-17-2010 , 06:04 PM
Full Tilt Poker $22 + $1 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: t2225 M = 37.08
Hero (BB): t775 M = 12.92

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is BB with 7 3
BTN/SB calls t20, Hero checks

Flop: (t80) 7 J 7 (2 players)
Hero bets t40, BTN/SB raises to t200, Hero calls t160

Turn: (t480) T (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t1985 all in, Hero calls t535 all in

River: (t1550) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t1550
BTN/SB shows J J (a full house, Jacks full of Sevens)
Hero shows 7 3 (three of a kind, Sevens)
BTN/SB wins t1550


guy would 3bet/5bet shove 76o, or do this flop bull**** with 9 high.

he did not udner an ycircumstances fold

yet this is the first hand i had a ****ing made hand fml
02-17-2010 , 06:11 PM
of course

next two games

i win one in less than twenty hands and the second game on the second hand when he limps pf, checks back the the flop, stabs the turn and tank/calls my massive river overshove with QQ on 572fdA9fc (i binked the flush)

02-17-2010 , 06:13 PM
lmfao look at that rigged sh it.

A8 vs K7 and diamonds.
I dont think on stars ive ever actually won when ive had a flush [This is the first time ive actually hit a flush for weeks on this awful website]

F ucking jokerstars.
The guy was INSANELY bad aswell.

Calling me to river with A6 on 6JQ boards and rivering trips and what not.
I knew when he raised me on the river i was dead it was 99.9% to be ace diamonds becuase of jokerstars the action riggers.

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.25 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): t1380 M = 46
BTN/SB: t1620 M = 54

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BB with 7 K
BTN/SB raises to t60, Hero calls t40

Flop: (t120) J J 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t40, Hero raises to t180, BTN/SB calls t140

Turn: (t480) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets t300, BTN/SB calls t300

River: (t1080) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets t600, BTN/SB raises to t1080 all in, Hero calls t240 all in

Final Pot: t2760
Hero shows 7 K (a flush, King high)
BTN/SB shows A 8 (a flush, Ace high)
BTN/SB wins t2760
02-17-2010 , 06:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sandeep1234
snipa srsly can i stake u for $50 games so u can make us $$$$
Feel free 60/40

Ive actually played the $50 level, there not that good.
They just understand when to let go off a hand unlike $5/10 where bottom pair = the nuts and jokerstars action riggers rivers a set.
02-17-2010 , 06:27 PM
Yes stars you reward the bad player you f ucking joke of a website.

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.25 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): t2360 M = 52.44
BTN/SB: t640 M = 14.22

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BB with K K
BTN/SB calls t15, Hero raises to t120, BTN/SB calls t90

Flop: (t240) 8 4 9 (2 players)
Hero bets t210, BTN/SB raises to t520 all in, Hero calls t310

Turn: (t1280) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t1280) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t1280
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
BTN/SB shows 4 Q (two pair, Queens and Fours)
BTN/SB wins t1280
02-17-2010 , 07:48 PM
im sick and tired of being godmoded by every weaksauce reg. they dont deserve money.
02-17-2010 , 09:06 PM
i run worse than any individual in the world


Full Tilt Poker Tier One $6.50 + $0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): t2230 M = 37.17
BTN/SB: t770 M = 12.83

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is BB with 5 8
BTN/SB raises to t120, Hero calls t80

Flop: (t240) 9 5 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t650 all in, Hero calls t650

Turn: (t1540) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t1540) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t1540
Hero shows 5 8 (two pair, Eights and Fives)
BTN/SB shows T A (a straight, Jack high)
BTN/SB wins t1540
02-17-2010 , 10:05 PM
GET THE **** OUT.


Full Tilt Poker Game #18552897647: $300 + $15 Heads Up Sit & Go (140658259), Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:03:29 ET - 2010/02/17
Seat 1: Jaws Washington (1,660)
Seat 2: Poc Brave (1,340)
Poc Brave posts the small blind of 10
Jaws Washington posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Jaws Washington [Td 8d]
Poc Brave calls 10
Jaws Washington checks
*** FLOP *** [7d 9c 4d]
Jaws Washington checks
Poc Brave bets 40
Jaws Washington raises to 160
Poc Brave raises to 1,320, and is all in
Jaws Washington calls 1,160
Poc Brave shows [5d 6h]
Jaws Washington shows [Td 8d]
*** TURN *** [7d 9c 4d] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [7d 9c 4d 5s] [Kh]
Poc Brave shows a pair of Fives
Jaws Washington shows King Ten high
Poc Brave wins the pot (2,680) with a pair of Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,680 | Rake 0
Board: [7d 9c 4d 5s Kh]
Seat 1: Jaws Washington (big blind) showed [Td 8d] and lost with King Ten high
Seat 2: Poc Brave (small blind) showed [5d 6h] and won (2,680) with a pair of Fives
02-17-2010 , 10:10 PM
yay! i come back from dead and then this happens. 2-2, snap decline, i stab my eyes out.

Full Tilt Poker Game #18553051657: $300 + $15 Heads Up Sit & Go (140658259), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:09:58 ET - 2010/02/17
Seat 1: Jaws Washington (1,535)
Seat 2: Poc Brave (1,465)
Jaws Washington posts the small blind of 15
Poc Brave posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Jaws Washington [8d 8c]
Jaws Washington raises to 90
Poc Brave raises to 1,465, and is all in
Jaws Washington calls 1,375
Poc Brave shows [4d Ac]
Jaws Washington shows [8d 8c]
*** FLOP *** [Th Qd Ah]
*** TURN *** [Th Qd Ah] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [Th Qd Ah Kc] [5c]
Poc Brave shows a pair of Aces
Jaws Washington shows a pair of Eights
Poc Brave wins the pot (2,930) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,930 | Rake 0
Board: [Th Qd Ah Kc 5c]
Seat 1: Jaws Washington (small blind) showed [8d 8c] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 2: Poc Brave (big blind) showed [4d Ac] and won (2,930) with a pair of Aces
02-17-2010 , 10:12 PM
sigh my last 5 games have all ended in ridiculous suckouts and only one was my normal stake of 100. today is ******ed.
02-17-2010 , 10:16 PM
cash out move to stars and grind up from the $5 with snipa
02-17-2010 , 10:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crusin4ABrusin
i run worse than any individual in the world


Full Tilt Poker Tier One $6.50 + $0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): t2230 M = 37.17
BTN/SB: t770 M = 12.83

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is BB with 5 8
BTN/SB raises to t120, Hero calls t80

Flop: (t240) 9 5 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t650 all in, Hero calls t650

Turn: (t1540) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t1540) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t1540
Hero shows 5 8 (two pair, Eights and Fives)
BTN/SB shows T A (a straight, Jack high)
BTN/SB wins t1540
sick flat pre.
02-17-2010 , 10:28 PM
cruisn's profitable postflop with an uno card and a piece of toast noob
02-17-2010 , 10:42 PM
<3
02-18-2010 , 01:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nederlander


88s and 115s
Is this suppose to be downswing? Is that juk's program or? If so I'll get it and show you what runbad really means !!!!
02-18-2010 , 10:56 AM
Anything more frustrating than grinding your way back but still lose in the end to a hand you had dominated pre? A7s vs A5o... 5 8 8 4 3. Sigh.
02-18-2010 , 12:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe Pulaski
im sick and tired of being godmoded by every weaksauce reg. they dont deserve money.
That was what I thought, VAR1ANCE for example
02-18-2010 , 05:37 PM
lol.

2010 still hasnt gave me the overpair yet on jokerstars action riggers.

Poker Stars $10.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): t1480 M = 49.33
BB: t1520 M = 50.67

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with J J
Hero raises to t60, BB raises to t180, Hero raises to t700, BB raises to t1520 all in, Hero calls t780 all in

Flop: (t2960) 9 5 Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t2960) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t2960) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2960
Hero shows J J (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
BB shows Q Q (a full house, Queens full of Nines)
BB wins t2960
02-18-2010 , 05:59 PM
Raises 100% of hands and first time i get a pair out of 60 hands and look what he has.... oh yeah f uck you jokerstars action riggers.

Then 2nd hand is obvious aswell, jokerstars action riggers continiues its bull**** RNG.

Pokerstars 95% of the time sets up the same hands against each other.
Earlier today i beat a guy with AA vs A7 and he will telling me in chat how this constantly happens to him.

Theres something definatly up with stars HU RnG.
Rigged POS.

Hand #1
Poker Stars $10.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: t1360 M = 45.33
Hero (BB): t1640 M = 54.67

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BB with 7 7
BTN/SB raises to t60, Hero raises to t460, BTN/SB raises to t1360 all in, Hero calls t900

Flop: (t2720) 3 8 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t2720) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t2720) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2720
BTN/SB shows K K (two pair, Kings and Eights)
Hero shows 7 7 (two pair, Eights and Sevens)
BTN/SB wins t2720


Hand #2
Poker Stars $10.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players
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BTN/SB: t2690 M = 59.78
Hero (BB): t310 M = 6.89

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BB with T 9
BTN/SB raises to t60, Hero raises to t310 all in, BTN/SB calls t250

Flop: (t620) K K 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t620) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t620) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t620
BTN/SB shows T T (two pair, Kings and Tens)
Hero shows T 9 (a pair of Kings)
BTN/SB wins t620
02-18-2010 , 06:17 PM
15 games in a row.
ALL OF THEM ARE DOING THIS

AND JOKERSTARS ACTION RIGGERS IS REWARDING THEM


Poker Stars $10.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: t1830 M = 61
Hero (BB): t1170 M = 39

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BB with T 7
BTN/SB calls t10, Hero raises to t80, BTN/SB calls t60

Flop: (t160) A 9 J (2 players)
Hero bets t100, BTN/SB calls t100

Turn: (t360) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets t220, BTN/SB calls t220

River: (t800) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets t770 all in, BTN/SB calls t770

Final Pot: t2340
BTN/SB shows 5 9 (two pair, Nines and Fives)
Hero shows T 7 (a pair of Sevens)
BTN/SB wins t2340

      
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