People in the beginners section, i asked about dealing with stations and donk bettors becuase i really have trouble with them.

This sort of sh it never happens for me.


Poker Stars $10.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
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Hero (BTN/SB): t2450 M = 81.67
BB: t550 M = 18.33

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with K 8
Hero raises to t60, BB calls t40

Flop: (t120) T 6 T (2 players)
BB bets t60, Hero calls t60

Turn: (t240) K (2 players)
BB bets t100, Hero raises to t340, BB calls t240

River: (t920) A (2 players)
BB bets t90 all in, Hero calls t90

Final Pot: t1100
Hero shows K 8 (two pair, Kings and Tens)
BB shows J Q (a straight, Ten to Ace)
BB wins t1100

lmfao just lost 4 hands in a row with same pair worse kicker, this is getting extremely annoying now.

Just lost A9 vs A10
JQ vs JK
89 vs 9J
Then last hand i had trips with 97 vs Q7.

I DONT GIVE A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

lol i visit this thread maybe twice a week and all i see is snipa

..for the past month

wtf?

snipa maybe you should stop posting every standard beat in the world and learn to play better instead

So villain starts out with like $40...

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (2 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($38)
Hero (SB) ($164.30)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8, A
Hero bets $3, BB calls $2

Flop: ($6) A, 10, 6 (2 players)
BB bets $6, Hero raises to $18, BB raises to $35 (All-In), Hero calls $17

Turn: ($76) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($76) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $76 | Rake: $0.50

Results:
Hero had 8, A (one pair, Aces).
BB had J, 10 (two pair, Jacks and tens).
Outcome: BB won $75.50


Doubles up, then...

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (2 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($94.70)
Hero (BB) ($109.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q, Q
SB bets $3, Hero raises to $11, SB calls $8

Flop: ($22) 5, 4, 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $11, SB calls $11

Turn: ($44) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $30, SB raises to $72.70 (All-In), Hero calls $42.70

River: ($189.40) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $189.40 | Rake: $0.50

Results:
SB had A, 6 (straight, six high).
Hero had Q, Q (two pair, Queens and fives).
Outcome: SB won $188.90

..and leaves.

This **** has been happening every time I play a donk who buys in short. They suck out, then leave. Soo standard but I'm so tilted.

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 3,756
User Name Posts
absoludicrous 266
ac on 226
Snipa 193

pretty impressive to have 25% of your total posts in the tilt thread xD

wtf no

The main mistake calling stations make is calling too much. You bet more against them when you have a good hand because they will call.

Wow, I'm a whiny bitch. Are those the top three? :s

yep but i doubt you have a shot at #1. snipa will make at least 1k posts next year itt

absoludicrous' tilt posts were so much better than ac on's and snipa's.

for a less strong value of "good hand" than you would against a villain with a fold button

EDIT: wtf I'm providing strat in the tilt thread instead of allcaps rants I really need to play more often D:

reading some of these posts are hilarious, most of these are just super standard...ul keep going, posting here and dwelling is not the answer.

hope this helps

this x 100000000

Yeah, good is relative. Stations will call you with a weaker range, so you're missing value if you're always waiting for premiums.

Full Tilt Poker $10 + $0.50 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t30/t60 Blinds - 2 players
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BTN/SB: t2285 M = 25.39
Hero (BB): t715 M = 7.94

Pre Flop: (t90) Hero is BB with 8 8
BTN/SB calls t30, Hero raises to t120, BTN/SB calls t60

Flop: (t240) 7 T 9 (2 players)
Hero bets t120, BTN/SB raises to t2165 all in, Hero calls t475 all in

Turn: (t1430) 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t1430) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t1430
BTN/SB shows 7 6 (three of a kind, Sevens)
Hero shows 8 8 (two pair, Eights and Sevens)
BTN/SB wins t1430


Today has been:

lose to river gutshot all in on turn
lose to river 2pair all in on turn
lose to river 2pair all in on turn
lose to river 2pair all in on flop
KK < AT AIPF

I'm happy, though, for several reasons:

I made good decisions.
I shrugged off the beats and kept grinding.
I quit playing now that I'm tired and not likely to be on my A game.

And you are sad because you are a douchebag playing 10$ sngs.

"Sad," can mean many things. Are you referring to my mood or are you calling me pathetic?

this needs to stop happening.


Full Tilt Poker Game #17028956939: $100 + $5 Heads Up Sit & Go (127231300), Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:14:13 ET - 2009/12/23
Seat 1: Jaws Washington (1,380)
Seat 2: two4you888 (1,620)
Jaws Washington posts the small blind of 10
two4you888 posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Jaws Washington [9h Ac]
Jaws Washington raises to 60
two4you888 raises to 220
Jaws Washington calls 160
*** FLOP *** [As 8h Qc]
two4you888 bets 1,400, and is all in
Jaws Washington calls 1,160, and is all in
two4you888 shows [Th 7h]
Jaws Washington shows [9h Ac]
Uncalled bet of 240 returned to two4you888
*** TURN *** [As 8h Qc] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [As 8h Qc Jd] [Kc]
two4you888 shows a straight, Ace high
Jaws Washington shows a pair of Aces
two4you888 wins the pot (2,760) with a straight, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,760 | Rake 0
Board: [As 8h Qc Jd Kc]

Fold, you're beat

Could of guessed.

Poker Stars $10.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players
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Hero (BB): t1045 M = 23.22
BTN/SB: t1955 M = 43.44

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BB with 9 K
BTN/SB raises to t90, Hero calls t60

Flop: (t180) 7 8 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

Turn: (t180) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t120, Hero calls t120

River: (t420) A (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t180, Hero calls t180

Final Pot: t780
Hero shows 9 K (a straight, Five to Nine)
BTN/SB shows T 9 (a straight, Six to Ten)
BTN/SB wins t780

Obviously, i have a pair instantly means they have a pair.
I think i should only play aces from now on.
Oh and sick river card, just to take the piss.

Poker Stars $10.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 2 players
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Hero (BB): t805 M = 10.73
BTN/SB: t2195 M = 29.27

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BB with 7 7
BTN/SB raises to t125, Hero raises to t805 all in, BTN/SB calls t680

Flop: (t1610) 6 Q 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t1610) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t1610) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t1610
Hero shows 7 7 (three of a kind, Sevens)
BTN/SB shows Q Q (three of a kind, Queens)
BTN/SB wins t1610

can people stop quoting snipas posts? it really ruins the efficacy of my ignoring him, and i'm too lazy to get the firefox plugin that handles that.