Heh, it's been awhile, since i found new hobby, but words about me still coming up in this thread, lol
NW, I understand why would you be freeking out and trying to pull off desperate joke while spitting off your miserable jealousy - a smart, handsome, funny, "seen it all done it all" ex-sportsman guy who's made more then HS players IRL, played poker for a hobby and took out while maintaining maniacal style over $100k out of poker economy (out of YOUR pockets), spent it all for candies for the best kids in the world and the wedding ring for most amasing woman
I'll give you an advice:
try to learn a foreign language (hope at least this you've accomplished), get a highest degree, make good money IRL (or at least start making money in poker like top pros do), get an experience living abroad, meet politicians/celebrities, achieve over-average results in sports, try out crazy high-risk stuff (be it getting in fight in a night club in some arab country, skiing over 120km/hr, speeding in mountians in Colorado in sports car or going over 285km/hr on a highway or whatever), find best passion in the world and calm down, raising best kids in your life and helping people who needs it bad. When you'll accomplish at least half of this list, you can start whisper about Raw Power, son