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Just a word of caution... the swings at $1/$2 HUPLO have made me cringe on a few occasions. I wish I were joking.

i meant it in a good way

Yeah I'm pretty sure HU PLO was invented by some some bunch of European geniuses who were like "Yavol, we have unleashed zee Omaha, but zee variance, eet ees not beeg enough to make the lousy americans kill themseelves"... "Yes but how can we make zee pots beeger, push it to zee limit?"... "Let's make it only 2 people, every single hand will be zee blind on blind, let them level themselves into suicide" then like a bunch of evil laughter and a steam bath.

(Hope I don't sound bitter, I took on a bunch of Europe's biggest geniuses tonight at PLO and it was indeed like meth or sex cause it made me want to puke).

You work pretty slow dude (all 5/10 against a 93/93):



-Andy

The recovery included this hilarious hand (obviously the open to $300 was intentional):

Party Poker $1,000 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): $3582.00
BB: $2811.68

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is BTN/SB with K K
Hero raises to $300, BB calls $290

Flop: ($600.00) 2 J Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $450, BB raises to $980, Hero raises to $3282 all in, BB folds

Final Pot: $2560.00
Hero mucks K K
Hero wins $2559.00
(Rake: $1.00)

why would europeans have invented omaha, its a usa city ffs

how plo was invented...
It started all with this battle in world war 2... (lol look at those canadian pussys they only send 1 army!)




unfortunately for the germans tom hanks saved the day and defeated the germans. He killed aprox. 59839843 germans that day, and after he ran out of germans to kill, he decided to continue killing the french citizens, because fk the french. but it was not shown in the movie, because then the french and the germans would be too embarassed.


After the germans lost this deciding battle in world war 2, at beach omaha, they wanted revenge, and decided to team up with the french. But because theyr army was destroyed, inventing a game so crazy, it would drive all americans insane, was the only option.

Ofcourse the french are pussies, so the only thing they did was allowing the germans to name it pot limit OMAHA.

euros don't speak english between themselves...

lol. Jawohl!, thats some fine sense of humor imo


why not? maybe it was for example a german/french cooperation and neither spoke the other ones language well enough.

today the biggest idiot ever sat down at one of my 25 50 tables w/ 100bbs. he was terrible, biggest drooler ever ever;. honestly, i never saw someone so bad at hu poker.

i won 1bi from him, then he stacked off pretty light again for more 40bbs (he reloaded for 40bbs) then he reload full stack... he was 3betting like 60% and calling every 4bet pot... obv i was 4betting just w/ the goods.

then he called my 4b w/ rag, i had aces + nut fd and the idiot get in w/ gutter + lower fd. on river he made his ****** str8.. after that he turned on god mode and won almost every ****** pot. he leave the table w/ $20k...

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so tilted... so ****** tilted. dear god, why you make droolers run on god mode at 25 50? its ok if i run bad sometimes, or if i run very bad. but why vs the biggest donk ever, who have a huge roll and like play full stacks, i run so bad? why ****** god?@!?!?@??:wggsddg[pls[

seriuos, why on the hell?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

i know poker gods like myself (yesterday i fliped for $10k and $20k and won, i could be broke if i had lost these flips), but why i run so bad vs drolers??@?? i mean, just curious... i know you god like me, but i could run better vs these idiots, right?

its nice run good, its very nice win flips which could make me broke, but its ridic run so bad vs EVERY drooler who like play full stack at 25 50. god, work on this... plz, make me run at least just bad vs these idiots.. even running bad i could win money, but they running better than god and me running worst than everything in the world isn't nice.

i am waiting for run better next time. ty god

I hate to break the news but there is no god. Just variance

FYP

wow. i tilted...

85k down. *** u poker. *** u god. *** u variance. *** everybody in the world...

i cant believe that i called all ins pf w/ K2o (open raised 22bbs and called a shove), Q6o, etc etc etc etc etc etc. sickest session, sickest tilt ever ever ever.

dang dang. probably i will have to play 5/10, 3/6 again. probably... but the best thing to do, but that i won't do is: stop playing poker. omg, my life would be better if i do this..

bl urubu I watched the match.

wow i was in class wtf happened?

urubu dude, maybe sitting at 500/1000 is not such a good idea when ur on monkeytilt

honestly, you saw someone playing worst than me? i mean, probably nobody can play bad as i played today vs observer84. calling shoves w/ any2 ****** cards. hahaha i suck! even droolers would play better than me.

earnesteager, i was willing to open shove first hand vs any player in the world. i got lucky that the first play who sat down was jas11 and i changed my mind.

btw, gg 2p2. was good times posting/reading here. some people here are really smart, very good players and helped me a bit. was good times...but gg 2p2, gg poker. lets get a better life. poker isn't for me... poker isn't for people who enter in lifetilt just because lost 4bi at plo hu vs droolers. poker def isn't for me. gl everybody, i hope you guys make millions dollars and have fun.

- urubu

What's stopping you from getting your tilt under control?

Get stop loss.

how mean

urubu,

Get in contact with Jared Tendler from the coaching section of 2p2. He works with the mental aspect of the game. You won't be sorry.

urubu you are delusional, didn't you post a graph a while back showing you running a ton of BI's above EV?

gg anyways

ive really grown to like urub through this thread. this makes me very sad. gl dude. find another way to spend your energy when you are tilting. something as far away from poker as possible.