*******HU CASH Regs thread*******
08-28-2011
, 01:02 PM
Modern russian girls are well-dressed, well-educated, smart enough, slim on average, pretty cute and sexy in general, not many bitches. I've been dating tons of girls from different cultures long time ago, but I fell in love only into russian.
Also the majority of outstanding beautifull intelligent well-mannered women live in Russia
08-28-2011
, 01:47 PM
fupoker fuhuPLO fuNLH funl6max fuplo6max futournaments fUNits fupokertableratings fupokerstars
can't even get the ****ing EV line over $0 over 40k hands of small stakes vs tards omggg i suck.
edit: lol at posting bad beats ITT.
can't even get the ****ing EV line over $0 over 40k hands of small stakes vs tards omggg i suck.
Poker Stars, $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 2 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.
Hero (BB): $204 (102 bb)
SB: $253.35 (126.7 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with A
J
T
Q
SB raises to $6, Hero raises to $18, SB calls $12
Flop: ($36) 5 4 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $24, SB calls $24
Turn: ($84) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $52, SB calls $52
River: ($188) 2
(2 players)
Hero bets $110 and is all-in, SB calls $110
Results: $408 pot ($0.50 rake)
Final Board: 5 4 3 6 2
Hero showed A J T Q and lost (-$204 net)
SB showed 7 9 6 J and won $407.50 ($203.50 net)
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.
Hero (BB): $204 (102 bb)
SB: $253.35 (126.7 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with A
J T QSB raises to $6, Hero raises to $18, SB calls $12
Flop: ($36) 5
4 3 (2 players)Hero bets $24, SB calls $24
Turn: ($84) 6
(2 players)Hero bets $52, SB calls $52
River: ($188) 2
(2 players)Hero bets $110 and is all-in, SB calls $110
Results: $408 pot ($0.50 rake)
Final Board: 5
4 3 6 2 Hero showed A
J T Q and lost (-$204 net)SB showed 7
9 6 J and won $407.50 ($203.50 net)Poker Stars, $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 2 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.
Hero (SB): $193.30 (96.7 bb)
BB: $460.65 (230.3 bb)
Preflop: Hero is SB with 5 6 K K
Hero raises to $6, BB calls $4
Flop: ($12) 9 7 K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $10, BB raises to $32, Hero raises to $84, BB calls $52
Turn: ($180) T (2 players)
BB bets $179.50, Hero calls $103.30 and is all-in
River: ($386.60) 9 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results: $386.60 pot ($0.50 rake)
Final Board: 9 7 K T 9
Hero showed 5 6 K K and lost (-$193.30 net)
BB showed 9 J 9 T and won $386.10 ($192.80 net)
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.
Hero (SB): $193.30 (96.7 bb)
BB: $460.65 (230.3 bb)
Preflop: Hero is SB with 5
6 K KHero raises to $6, BB calls $4
Flop: ($12) 9
7 K (2 players)BB checks, Hero bets $10, BB raises to $32, Hero raises to $84, BB calls $52
Turn: ($180) T
(2 players)BB bets $179.50, Hero calls $103.30 and is all-in
River: ($386.60) 9
(2 players, 1 is all-in)Results: $386.60 pot ($0.50 rake)
Final Board: 9
7 K T 9 Hero showed 5
6 K K and lost (-$193.30 net)BB showed 9
J 9 T and won $386.10 ($192.80 net)Poker Stars, $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 2 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.
Hero (SB): $205.50 (102.8 bb)
BB: $647.45 (323.7 bb)
Preflop: Hero is SB with 6 K 8 Q
Hero raises to $6, BB calls $4
Flop: ($12) 7 6 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $10, BB raises to $25, Hero raises to $86.50, BB calls $61.50
Turn: ($185) 5 (2 players)
BB bets $184.50, Hero calls $113 and is all-in
River: ($411) T (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results: $411 pot ($0.50 rake)
Final Board: 7 6 9 5 T
Hero showed 6 K 8 Q and lost (-$205.50 net)
BB showed 4 A J 9 and won $410.50 ($205 net)
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.
Hero (SB): $205.50 (102.8 bb)
BB: $647.45 (323.7 bb)
Preflop: Hero is SB with 6
K 8 QHero raises to $6, BB calls $4
Flop: ($12) 7
6 9 (2 players)BB checks, Hero bets $10, BB raises to $25, Hero raises to $86.50, BB calls $61.50
Turn: ($185) 5
(2 players)BB bets $184.50, Hero calls $113 and is all-in
River: ($411) T
(2 players, 1 is all-in)Results: $411 pot ($0.50 rake)
Final Board: 7
6 9 5 T Hero showed 6
K 8 Q and lost (-$205.50 net)BB showed 4
A J 9 and won $410.50 ($205 net)Spoiler:
edit: lol at posting bad beats ITT.
08-28-2011
, 03:57 PM
oops
$5/$10 No Limit Holdem
2 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
Stacks:
SB ($1,497.70)
Hero (BB) ($1,160)
Pre-Flop: ($15, 2 players) Hero is BB 9 J
SB calls $5, Hero raises to $790, SB goes all-in $1,497.70, Hero goes all-in $370
Flop: 5 3 Q ($2,657.70, 2 players, 2 all-in)
Turn: 9 ($2,657.70, 2 players, 2 all-in)
River: 4 ($2,657.70, 2 players, 2 all-in)
Final Pot: $2,657.70
Hero shows a pair of Nines
9 J
SB shows high card Ace
K A
Hero wins $2,319.50 (net +$1,159.50)
SB collects $337.70 (net -$1,160)
$5/$10 No Limit Holdem
2 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
Stacks:
SB ($1,497.70)
Hero (BB) ($1,160)
Pre-Flop: ($15, 2 players) Hero is BB 9
JSB calls $5, Hero raises to $790, SB goes all-in $1,497.70, Hero goes all-in $370
Flop: 5
3 Q ($2,657.70, 2 players, 2 all-in)Turn: 9
($2,657.70, 2 players, 2 all-in)River: 4
($2,657.70, 2 players, 2 all-in)Final Pot: $2,657.70
Hero shows a pair of Nines
9
JSB shows high card Ace
K
AHero wins $2,319.50 (net +$1,159.50)
SB collects $337.70 (net -$1,160)
08-28-2011
, 04:02 PM
Quote:
oops
$5/$10 No Limit Holdem
2 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
Stacks:
SB ($1,497.70)
Hero (BB) ($1,160)
Pre-Flop: ($15, 2 players) Hero is BB 9 J
SB calls $5, Hero raises to $790, SB goes all-in $1,497.70, Hero goes all-in $370
Flop: 5 3 Q ($2,657.70, 2 players, 2 all-in)
Turn: 9 ($2,657.70, 2 players, 2 all-in)
River: 4 ($2,657.70, 2 players, 2 all-in)
Final Pot: $2,657.70
Hero shows a pair of Nines
9 J
SB shows high card Ace
K A
Hero wins $2,319.50 (net +$1,159.50)
SB collects $337.70 (net -$1,160)
$5/$10 No Limit Holdem
2 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
Stacks:
SB ($1,497.70)
Hero (BB) ($1,160)
Pre-Flop: ($15, 2 players) Hero is BB 9
JSB calls $5, Hero raises to $790, SB goes all-in $1,497.70, Hero goes all-in $370
Flop: 5
3 Q ($2,657.70, 2 players, 2 all-in)Turn: 9
($2,657.70, 2 players, 2 all-in)River: 4
($2,657.70, 2 players, 2 all-in)Final Pot: $2,657.70
Hero shows a pair of Nines
9
JSB shows high card Ace
K
AHero wins $2,319.50 (net +$1,159.50)
SB collects $337.70 (net -$1,160)
08-28-2011
, 06:36 PM
08-28-2011
, 08:27 PM
Quote:
An hour or so after I posted this a russian sat down, doubled up in a few hands, then went on to try and tilt me in chat by saying "thanks for the money lol))))))))))))))" and other stupid ****. Obviously while sitting out like a little bitch.
If I had a dollar for every time some russian annoyed me...
If I had a dollar for every time some russian annoyed me...
08-28-2011
, 08:29 PM
08-29-2011
, 05:59 AM
08-29-2011
, 06:37 AM
08-29-2011
, 10:05 AM
Oh boy, did I miss poker, lol:
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Poker Stars
($56.65)
Hero ($188)
Dealt to Hero X X
Hero raises to $5, calls $4.50
FLOP ($10) 3 6 4
checks, Hero bets $6, calls $6
TURN ($22) 3 6 4 3
checks, Hero bets $11, calls $11
RIVER ($44) 3 6 4 3 5
checks, Hero bets $55, calls $34.65 (AI)
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Poker Stars
($56.65)
Hero ($188)
Dealt to Hero X
X Hero raises to $5, calls $4.50
FLOP ($10) 3
6 4 checks, Hero bets $6, calls $6
TURN ($22) 3
6 4 3 checks, Hero bets $11, calls $11
RIVER ($44) 3
6 4 3 5 checks, Hero bets $55, calls $34.65 (AI)
Spoiler:
08-29-2011
, 10:18 AM
08-29-2011
, 10:29 AM
08-29-2011
, 10:39 AM
Quote:
Lol, yeah, i'm degen, my kids were with me all the time! They had lots of fun though, but had some sweating going on. Once when the guy passed me where it's prohibited on mountain road going uphill and huge curve to the right, 3 cars going on us, he hits his front bumper spins and brakes the protection metal shield and falls down around i guess 50-70 meters down from the mountain. Also, when i left my family in Moscow with friends I've almost got in a car wreck 3 times, and all 3 times i was in millimeters from damage. Then left my family with other friends in the Black sea and went to training with friends from "Iceberg" special forces team to the borders against terrorists/chechen thrillers to watch them training irl.
Overall nothing special, mate.
Oh, also missed a huge catch. Carp around 15-20kg in river Volga broke my gear, while i stopped by there for a night. But it was my fault, I've had semi-decent german fishing line 0.3 and chinese analog hook #6 not of great quality.
Overall nothing special, mate.
Oh, also missed a huge catch. Carp around 15-20kg in river Volga broke my gear, while i stopped by there for a night. But it was my fault, I've had semi-decent german fishing line 0.3 and chinese analog hook #6 not of great quality.
08-29-2011
, 11:06 AM
Hm...ok.
The pic shot in the mountains:
my friend Military Colonel Andrew on the right. Boris on the left. Special forces includes only the top toppest warriors. It was named first "Lynx". It was created in 1990 to fight top mafia crime and corruption on government, also to solve hostage situations and missions in Afganistan, Chechnia, and to prevent tough situations in jails/prisons. 12 oficers have Maroon Berets, which only elite guys in hot spots in war can deserve.
here's their site:
http://www.ufsin-murmansk.ru/index.p...2:-&Itemid=125
Also Andrew made an amateur movie which shows all extreme stuff in it. It's not anywhere, but i can upload it somewhere, if any1 decent to watch it wants to. Around 1.5Gb.
P.S. And yes, our women are gourgeus!
The pic shot in the mountains:
my friend Military Colonel Andrew on the right. Boris on the left. Special forces includes only the top toppest warriors. It was named first "Lynx". It was created in 1990 to fight top mafia crime and corruption on government, also to solve hostage situations and missions in Afganistan, Chechnia, and to prevent tough situations in jails/prisons. 12 oficers have Maroon Berets, which only elite guys in hot spots in war can deserve.
here's their site:
http://www.ufsin-murmansk.ru/index.p...2:-&Itemid=125
Also Andrew made an amateur movie which shows all extreme stuff in it. It's not anywhere, but i can upload it somewhere, if any1 decent to watch it wants to. Around 1.5Gb.
P.S. And yes, our women are gourgeus!
Last edited by PureDiesel; 08-29-2011 at 11:11 AM.
08-29-2011
, 11:27 AM
08-29-2011
, 04:16 PM
"2" can kick your ass tied up with ropes, with his lone smallest finger on left arm in a seconds. He was in Chechnia hot spots getting out of traps and killing with just a dental floss. Show some respect dude.
"1" can make your ''pen" wet in a matter of seconds and start mumbling nonsense, just bad picture here She is 10 irl. Another one is professional master of sports in swimming and is 10 also. She has her own agency. Third one is perfect ten is my wife, that's out of question. Cheers, my lil fellow geeks&nerds, keep pushing buttons to grind up a silly audi for a life meaning
"1" can make your ''pen" wet in a matter of seconds and start mumbling nonsense, just bad picture here
She is 10 irl. Another one is professional master of sports in swimming and is 10 also. She has her own agency. Third one is perfect ten is my wife, that's out of question. Cheers, my lil fellow geeks&nerds, keep pushing buttons to grind up a silly audi for a life meaning